In Chen Sanlang's previous life, he lived in the countryside when he was young. He knew that chickens are very honest when they are in a nest. As long as they are not too rough, they can be moved in any way.
But according to the memory of this life, the reason why the free-range reed rooster has been living proudly until now is because there is a very ferocious big black dog next to the chicken coop. When the dog barks, it will naturally wake people up.
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But this is difficult for an expert to do. The so-called "stealing chickens and dogs" are essentially the same thing. He has several ways to catch all the stupid dogs and stupid chickens in one go. However, considering the appetite of the three brothers and the difficulty of dealing with the aftermath, he decided not to do it for the time being.
Send a meal of dog meat to that stupid dog.
He coaxed his two younger brothers to sleep, and it was already dark outside. In rural areas at this time, people work at sunrise and rest at sundown, and people go to bed as soon as it gets dark. Chen Sanlang tiptoed and touched the hired workers.
Outside the work shed where we slept, not long after we waited, we heard snoring one after another.
He relaxed, Shi Shiran walked out of the shadows, sniffed, and found his target outside the door. He squatted down happily and picked up the thing with a small branch...it turned out to be a smelly shoe.
As soon as he got closer, he almost breathed out: "Holy shit, it really stinks..." This must be the best sweaty feet, worn from new to worn out, and never brushed once, to have such a stinky smell.
This is his magic weapon to deal with dogs... Everything in the world has an irresistible temptation. Just like cats are crazy about the taste of ginseng, dogs cannot resist the taste of butyric acid. Butyric acid is a sour taste with a rancid smell.
, found in salted fish and cheese, but are not as pure as smelly shoes and socks.
If he had the conditions, he could turn sneaking into an elegant thing, but at present, the conditions are simple and he can only adapt to local conditions, and he can only achieve results without elegance.
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There is a bright moon hanging in the deep blue sky, and under the moon is the boundless sea of bamboo. Beside the bamboo sea is the sparkling silver lake, and everything is quiet by the lake. There is only a thin boy, pinching his nose, carrying the
Smelly shoes, tiptoeing to the shack where bamboo charcoal is piled... No matter how perverted a family is, it is impossible to raise a dog just to protect a chicken. The main task of the big black dog is to guard the baked bamboo charcoal.
The rooster just roosts within its alert range.
If it were in the past, the big black dog would bark as soon as he walked here, but today the dog showed its head from the nest, raised its nose, waggled its tail, stared at the smelly shoe, and whined from its mouth.
The sound of flattery.
Chen Sanlang Shi Shiran walked up to the big black dog and put the smelly shoes on the ground. The big dog whined and barked, and jumped on the smelly shoes, sniffing and licking them intoxicated.
'What an unusual hobby...' Although he knew that this method was effective, Chen Sanlang couldn't help but sigh every time. He squatted down and stroked the back of the big black dog's neck with appropriate force.
While enjoying the delicious food and massage, I was so happy that I almost cried, and purred with satisfaction from my mouth.
After a while, the big black dog completely betrayed and surrendered. If Chen Sanlang untied the dog leash at this time, it would definitely follow. However, thieves have their own ways. It is only a bandit's bastard thing to leave chickens and dogs alone. A person as classy as Sanlang
A wonderful thief always steals chickens to keep dogs, or steals dogs to keep chickens, and never does anything wrong.
After getting close, Chen Sanlang no longer disturbed the dog to enjoy the delicious food. He walked to the chicken coop, first spread his tattered clothes on the ground, and then gently opened the cage door, and saw that the dog still maintained a proud posture while sleeping.
big cock.
The most breathtaking scene happened, but unfortunately there was no audience.
Under the cold moonlight, a handsome young man in ragged clothes stretched out his hands slowly and steadily, and made a low "coo" sound from his mouth. It is strange to say that the big rooster, which is usually very impressive, actually looks like a cock.
Trapped by a mysterious force, without making a fuss or escaping, he was held obediently by Saburo with both hands, letting him pluck a long feather from his wings, and stab it firmly into the back of his head - with a flick of his leg.
Went to another world without making any sound or even a drop of blood.
It's hard to say, but from beginning to end, it only took a few breaths. Chen Sanlang rolled up his clothes calmly, put the big cock on his back and tied it tightly, then hooked his hand towards the big black dog, and the big black dog then
He put his head on the dog's head to please him.
Chen Sanlang touched the dog's head, then lightly kicked the stinky shoes out of the reach of the dog.
The big dog immediately whined in aggrievedness, and he comforted him a few more times before he felt relieved.
Chen Sanlang then picked up the smelly shoe and left.
The big dog reluctantly wagged its tail in farewell, of course it was probably because it was reluctant to part with its own delicious food...
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After putting the smelly shoes back in their place, Chen Sanlang went back and carried firewood, called his two younger brothers, and took them through the mountains and ridges for several miles before he disemboweled the big rooster and took out the internal organs at a pool in a bamboo forest.
The chicken was washed and the feathers were not plucked. The chicken was wrapped tightly with just water and a ball of mud.
Watching him mash the chicken with mud, the two children who were looking forward to it were all dumbfounded. How can they eat this? But they had blind trust in the third brother and watched him cook it honestly, but they couldn't help but feel nervous.
Chen Sanlang did not explain to them, but quickly lit a fire and started roasting. After roasting for a while, a sweet fragrance came out of the mud. When the wet mud dried and turned yellow, the fragrance coming out of the cracks in the cracked mud became even stronger.
It was so rich that the two children moved their index fingers and circled around the fire like puppies. They couldn't help but urge: "Is it ready?" "Is it soon?"
After they asked seventy-two times, Chen Sanlang laughed, used a wooden stick to move the beggar's chicken baked into mud bricks from the fire to the clean bluestone, knocked off the mud shell, and the chicken feathers fell with the mud.
, but when they saw the golden color of the chicken skin and the strong fragrance, the two children immediately drooled...
Chen Sanlang took a deep breath, tore open the whole chicken while it was still hot, pulled out a chicken leg and handed it to Xiao Liulang, and said to Wu Lang: "Don't be stunned, eat it!"
"Oh..." Wulang swallowed his saliva, reached out and tore off a piece of chicken breast and ate it happily.
Chen Sanlang also tore a piece of chicken and tasted it in his mouth. The chicken was surprisingly rich in flavor and tender in texture. Without any seasoning or even salt, it was enough to satisfy a foodie like him.
While it was hot, the three brothers divided a big chicken into pieces and ate it. Within a moment, all that was left was a pile of white chicken bones. The three brothers leaned together comfortably, and Korokuro licked his fingers while still saying something.
: "I really want to eat it every day..."
"As long as Liulang is obedient, Third Brother will give you a toothpaste every now and then!" Chen Sanlang smiled and touched his belly and said, "But you have to promise not to talk about eating chicken today!"
"Why?" Korokuro stared in confusion.
"The old witch is going to go crazy. You don't want the third brother to be beaten, right?"
"I don't want to..." Korokuro shook his head vigorously and said, "I won't tell anyone."
"Well, when someone asks you what you ate last night, just say 'cake'. When asked what you were doing, just say 'sleep'. Do you remember?" Chen Sanlang asked.
"Yeah, remember, Panzi is sleepy..." Korokuro nodded seriously.
After repeatedly admonishing his younger brother several times, Chen Sanlang turned to Wulang. Seeing the bitter and resentful face, he felt so reassured that he just patted his shoulder.
It was getting late, so Chen Sanlang fetched water to extinguish the fire, buried the chicken bones, and then he and Wu Lang took turns carrying the sleeping Liu Lang on their backs, and quietly slipped back to the nest.
When we returned, it was late at night, and the two brothers were extremely tired. They didn't even wash their faces, so they fell asleep with their heads covered.
Without the crow of the rooster, everyone in the venue slept very soundly. It was only when the sky was bright that they were woken up by the sharp scolding of the old godmother. Rubbing their sleepy eyes, the employees couldn't help but wonder when they saw that the sun was shining outside.
Said, why didn’t the rooster crow today?
‘Isn’t it true that you finally deserved it?’ The employees were already very tired of the mean and stingy Hou, but they had to swallow their anger because the contract was not fulfilled. Now that they saw that she was finally defeated, they all started to rejoice in her misfortune.
They really got them guessing. When they put on their clothes and walked to the farm yard, they saw the old pious woman Hou standing in front of the chicken coop, baring her teeth and claws angrily, and pouring out filthy words: "Where can you kill such a straight mother?"
If a thief dares to steal my chicken, he must be found and his balls squeezed out!"
"No wonder the rooster doesn't crow today, it turns out that Mrs. Chen has taken over." The one with a mean mouth started laughing.
"Liu Houhou, you are the most cunning person. I think you probably stole it!" Hou, who couldn't find anyone to get angry with, immediately cursed and said: "Give me back my chicken!"
"Ms. Chen has figured it out. We are good people and cannot tolerate your slander!" Liu Houhou immediately jumped to his feet and said angrily: "You might as well ask around. I, Liu Houhou, have been to several charcoal farms, but there is one who says that I am
Your hands and feet are unclean?!”
Although these people work for her, they are not like the previous dynasties, who sold themselves once and became slaves for life. The Song Dynasty prohibited the sale and purchase of slaves. All hired workers were free citizens... that is, they had the status of a good man, but
In order to make a living, they just signed a three- to five-year contract with the government and sold their labor force within the period.
Once the contract is up, they are free to leave. If they want to make a living elsewhere or change careers, a clean net worth is a prerequisite... This also involves the so-called mutual protection of neighbors and mutual protection of industries. As long as they have to contact the government
Things you deal with, such as buying a house, opening a shop, or setting up road guides, all require the support of neighbors or coworkers. Once your reputation is ruined, it will be difficult to move forward.
Therefore, no matter how lazy Liu Houhou is, he does not dare to make fun of his own reputation.
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