In a small secret room far away from the banquet hall, Goblin Kirby was operating something with a face full of enthusiasm.
In front of him, a simple magic machine held up a white light screen. Duke Gazlowe, who claimed to be the greatest chief inventor, engineer and plane merchant of the Goblin Empire, was carrying a high-magnification single
He wore glasses and roared with saliva splashing all over the place.
"No, never..." Gazlowe waved his green arms covered with thick hair: "No need to talk about less than 17 magic crystals... I will not let you, a vampire, take advantage of me anymore...
...And we have known each other for such a long time, but you have never obtained any valuable items... You... You cannot be a qualified plane merchant like this. You are only qualified to be a fallen goblin who rummages through garbage...
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The other party's cynicism obviously deeply irritated Goblin Kirby. Any words that insulted his dream of being a "plane merchant" would incur extreme anger.
"You are a coward who just hides behind a light screen every day. The teleporter you gave me is a piece of junk. It can only transmit items weighing no more than 500 grams, and it will definitely happen once every three or four times.
Transmission error. Who knows, your broken machine randomly threw the treasures I transmitted to any corner of the multiverse? Do I need to bear the losses caused by your machine?"
"Asshole, you uneducated and stupid goblin, you don't understand how terrifying energy is needed to penetrate the barrier between two different planes. You don't have an energy furnace, you don't have a reaction pool, you don't have an energy room... you
The lowly goblins have nothing, and they only rely on the energy crystals of some low-level goods to obtain a large and stable space channel? Not to mention that the goblin empire does not have such technology, even the wizard behind you may not be able to do this.
Bar!"
"Then what should I do? I keep making small fuss like this, pointing at an unreliable teleporter and starting to trade items. Who will bear the losses caused by this?"
"If you can get some wizard supplies or strange energy treasures that are useful to me, I can bear the loss of goods caused by space annihilation and space turbulence."
"Hmph, don't think that I am easy to deceive because I don't understand anything. Your machine is too unreliable and is not suitable for carrying out large-volume plane transactions. All transactions are almost one-time. You got the sample and the analysis was successful.
There will be no need for subsequent transactions. And I have put in so much effort to search for resources for you, but I can only get a small amount of reward. I will not do such stupid things again!"
"Uh..." Gazlowe in the light screen pushed up his clip-on glasses and looked at the little gnome in front of him carefully through the screen again.
Unexpectedly, really unexpectedly, a little goblin who lived under the slavery and servitude of a terrible wizard and had no knowledge of science and technology could figure out such a complicated truth. This made him look at Kirby with admiration.
"Okay, okay, little Kirby! Since we both need what each other has, let's show some sincerity. I can increase the price appropriately, and you... have to come up with something truly useful!"
Gazlowe's wrinkled green face showed full sincerity.
"My existence is really valuable to you and the goblins?" Kirby asked doubtfully.
"Of course!" Gazlowe pushed up his glasses again: "You have to know that you are in the wizarding world now, a large plane famous for the multiverse, which is far larger than the plane where our goblin empire is located.
times. I accidentally threw the teleporter into the space turbulence, and it may appear in any corner of the multiverse along with the space drift. And if you ask me to open a new channel to the wizarding world,
With the strength of the goblin empire, it is impossible and impossible to do it. After all, wizards are very scary and aggressive creatures in legends!"
"You mean, we can only rely on this broken machine to trade between us?"
"Yes!"
"Is there anything special I need to pay attention to when using this teleporter?"
"First of all, if the teleporter wants to work stably, you'd better find a powerful energy source for it."
"for example?"
"For example, the energy pool..."
"Do you think a little goblin like me can access the energy pool in the wizard tower? Next..."
"Places where natural elements gather, such as large storm core areas, underground volcanoes..."
"Are you sincere? Those places you mentioned, with my strength, wouldn't I be willing to die if I ran there?"
"Or some high-level energy crystals must be at least ten times more powerful than the magic crystals you are using now to make it possible for the teleporter to work stably."
"High-level energy crystal? What is that? Can you explain it more carefully..." While muttering, Kirby rummaged in his waist bag in annoyance. Later, because it was too troublesome to rummage, he simply put it in his pocket.
The contents of the waist bag were poured out, allowing them to cover the entire table.
"Wait...wait..." Gazlowe's urgent voice suddenly came from the light screen: "What is that silver-white metal object?"
"Huh?" Kirby followed Gazlowe's prompts and took out a heavy metal ball from the messy pile of items.
This is a metal ball that looks like it is carved from silver, but it does not have the soft touch of silver when rubbed. The surface of the ball is uneven, and there are weird patterns and grooves everywhere. Although
No energy aura can be sensed on it, but it is an out-and-out mechanical heart.
The mechanical heart, the alchemically activated heart created by the puppeteer for high-level golems or golems, is the core component of the witchcraft puppet. It can be said that the Golem Knight can possess such a powerful combat power, in addition to countless rare resources piled up
Outside of the hard body, it is the existence of the mechanical heart that makes this cold, hard metal creature come alive.
And when the Runo puppet master integrated the soul of a second-level knight into it, the mechanical heart's ability developed by leaps and bounds. As long as it was given a complete metal body, it could once again
Let it come alive and become a powerful metal war puppet.
Of course, such a powerful mechanical heart cannot be the property of Kirby the Goblin, but a trophy captured by its master Grim.
After thoroughly analyzing the secrets, Greem also considered whether to retain this mechanical heart and build an indestructible steel guard for himself. Unfortunately, he could not find out the news about the puppet amulet.
Without the puppet amulet, it means that if you really have to build a huge steel guard, Greem can only be like those low-level arcane wizards, running around the world with an upright iron lump. The combat power of the puppet
They are quite powerful, but the fact that they are inconvenient to carry is enough to sentence them to death.
It would be good to throw this kind of thing at home to guard the door when Greem has his own station or wizard tower in the future. But now... with it, it is better to bring a few more high-level demon puppets!
Therefore, Grim, who planned to use it in exchange for some high-level elemental crystal nuclei, casually threw it to Kirby. Anyway, Kirby also aspired to become a goblin merchant, so it was suitable for him to do these things.
At this moment, Kirby held the mechanical heart in his hand and looked at the light screen in confusion.
"Is this mechanical heart useful to you?"
"Of course it works. If I read it correctly, it should be a kind of magic energy mechanical control core obtained by wizards using witchcraft methods, and it is also the kind with super intelligence. Our Goblin Empire uses magic energy
Although the mechanical route can also create a similar magical mechanical core, it has never been able to find a way to integrate the soul of life into it."
"Then it can be sold for a big price?" Kirby gently tossed the metal ball with a grin on his face.
"Uh..." Gazlowe was silent.
"Tell me, tell me quickly, what price are you willing to pay in exchange for this mechanical heart? Don't use those cheap rocket boots and parachutes to deceive me again...and this mechanical heart
It's seriously overloaded, are you sure it can be transmitted through your teleporter?"
"..."
After a long silence, Gazlowe seemed to finally understand, and a flattering smile appeared on his green and greasy face again.
"Dear Kirby, I hereby solemnly recommend to you the greatest war machine of the Goblin Empire - the Magic Mecha. With it, you will no longer have to fear your enemies. It will become your most loyal subordinate.
The most powerful warrior, destroys all enemies that appear in its sight!"
"Oh? You mean that kind of scary metal man as big as a hill? I'm not planning to set up a construction team. If you give me a variant of this wood-cutting robot, what can I do with it? I'm afraid I can just collect what I need to build it.
It will take me hundreds of years to get metal and parts. Does this mean anything to me?" Kirby's IQ has obviously exploded today, and he is no longer the little goblin he could easily deceive in the past. He roared angrily at the light screen.
"Don't be angry, dear Kirby, then I recommend to you a super terrifying attack weapon - the magic artillery. With it, you will be invincible. No enemy can resist its terrifying blow!"
"No, no, no... I am a peace-loving goblin businessman. You should sell those things for killing to others! I only need some high-level elemental crystal nuclei, which are things that the master personally ordered to collect.
And the more the better…”
"Okay, okay, elemental crystal nuclei are elemental crystal nuclei, what price do you plan to trade at?"
"The manufacturing method of the magic mecha and the finished evil cannon, plus a hundred second-order or higher elemental crystal nuclei!"
"Fart!" Gazlowi immediately jumped three feet high: "Why don't you go and grab it? Your mechanical heart is not worth the price at all!"
"Then how much can you offer?"
Gazlowe immediately stretched out three fingers, but after some hesitation, he gritted his teeth and made it four.
"Four second-order element crystal nuclei can only be exchanged for so much!"
"You fart..." This time it was Kirby's turn to jump three feet high: "You are robbing... You are robbing red berries... You are the most greedy and shameless I have ever seen,
The most stingy goblin...such a price is simply robbery..."
The two goblins from the same race obviously have stinginess and vulgarity that penetrate deep into their bones, but they also have greed and shamelessness that will never be punished. Therefore, across a dense screen of light, the two guys were pointing at the sky and the earth and scolding each other from time to time.
, but after a short time of scolding, the two of them would get together again and start haggling over the price.
So, as the night gradually deepened, a strange cross-dimensional transaction was concluded!