At this moment, Emperor Tianwu wished he could slap himself in the mouth. He was pretending to show off to the Queen and the others? The person who really wanted to hide it was betrayed by him so carelessly.
But what should we do?
Seeing him in a daze, while Concubine Yun and her entourage who had already walked outside the door did not come in, Zhang Yuan became anxious and quickly poked Tianwu, reminding him in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Concubine Yun is afraid that Concubine Yun will go back. Hurry up.
Chase!"
Only then did Tianwu react, and he immediately raised his legs and ran outside, shouting as he walked: "Pianpian! Wait a moment and listen to my explanation!"
Unfortunately, when they left the main hall, they could only see a piece of Concubine Yun's clothes gone away.
As soon as Tianwu gritted his teeth, regardless of the appearance or not, and regardless of the fact that he had just claimed to be unconscious, he started to chase after him.
Concubine Yun was sitting on a soft chair carried by four people. The person carrying the sedan chair was doing lightness skills and floated in the direction of Yuehan Palace in a few steps without touching the ground.
Tianwu was also a tough guy who had been in the battlefield when he was young, and his kung fu was very impressive, but how could a person who fought hard on the battlefield compare to a master of martial arts who had added light kung fu? He thought he was already running extremely fast, but he was still beaten
The soft chairs in front gradually fell away.
Tianwu did not give up and chased forward with all his heart. Behind him, Zhang Yuan was panting and following from a distance. Feng Yuheng stayed in the Qiankun Hall and did not follow him out. She had already helped as much as she could. Next
She could only look at Tianwu's own fortune. As she walked to the front hall to find Xuan Tianming, she was thinking in her mind, hoping that Concubine Yun would not blame her for helping Emperor Tianwu!
From the Qiankun Palace to the Yuehan Palace, Tianwu chased for two sticks of incense. Seeing Concubine Yun's soft chair being carried into the door of the Yuehan Palace, he gritted his teeth, exerted force on his feet, and ran straight to close it.
The door rushed through.
However, it is still one step behind.
The door was closed and his sleeves were clamped. Tianwu was locked out of the door without any embarrassment. He couldn't get in even if he wanted to, and couldn't leave even if he wanted to.
He tried to tug on his sleeve, but it didn't come out. Tian Wu was amused: "Pianpian, if you miss me, just tell me. It's not good to keep tugging on my sleeve like this. I'm already old, and it makes people laugh."
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There was no movement inside.
Tianwu was not discouraged and continued: "Pianpian, I know you have me in your heart, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to Qiankun Palace. I lied to you, but it was just to see you! It was a white lie, a good intention."
There was still no movement inside.
Tianwu was sweating a little, "What's in there, Pianpian, please open the door, let's go into the house, okay? I am also the king of a country, so it's not appropriate to just stay at the door like this."
There was silence in the Yuehan Palace. Only the rustling of leaves in the summer wind could be heard, and there was no other sound at all.
At this time, Zhang Yuan caught up with him, huffing and puffing. Seeing Tianwu's embarrassment, he felt a little unfair, so he shouted at the palace gate: "Concubine Yun, the emperor is indeed frightened today, but you
It was just a little better by then. This person has already arrived at the palace gate, so I have to invite him in for a drink of tea! My Majesty, did you hear me?"
Tianwu heard that Zhang Yuan's shouting was not sound, and he was full of resentment. He quickly pulled him and scolded him: "What are you shouting for?"
Zhang Yuan said angrily: "It's too bullying." As he said this, he helped Tianwu pull his sleeves, but the door of Yuehan Palace was closed too tightly and he couldn't pull it out.
Tianwu scolded him: "Do you have to control me? I am happy to be bullied, why?"
Zhang Yuan said: "I'm not afraid that you will suffer a loss!"
Tianwu rolled his eyes and comforted himself: "Just eat, I have become accustomed to it over the years. By the way -" He looked back and asked Zhang Yuan, "Where's Ah Heng? Didn't you follow?"
Zhang Yuan said: "Your Majesty! The county leader calls you "father" to the emperor, but you also have to call empress Yunfei "mother" to the other end. I just helped you and let you screw up your performance. Now
If that time comes again, how will she explain to Concubine Yun in the future?"
When Tianwu thought about it, it made sense, but he couldn't accept the fact that he had failed in the play. He sighed helplessly and said to himself: "Is there really no way to remedy it?"
Zhang Yuan stamped his foot: "Your Majesty, I'm afraid it's too late to remedy the situation now. Otherwise, you can be tough and my servants will protect you and rush in from this gate! Isn't it just a cold moon palace, nor is it a dragon's pond or a tiger's den, it's a stalemate.
It’s been several years, why can’t you get in?”
Tianwu was so angry that his nose was crooked. Why didn't his dead eunuch grow up with brains? If he wanted to break in, he would have broken in more than ten years ago. Why did he wait until today?
Before she could scold Zhang Yuan, at this moment, she heard bursts of footsteps coming from all directions, as if a large number of people were running around. After a while, groups of imperial guards were seen moving around.
, it looks a little confusing.
Tianwu sweated a lot and asked Zhang Yuan: "What's going on? Could it be that the palace has changed?"
Zhang Yuan was helpless, "Your Majesty, can we think of something better?"
So Tianwu changed his explanation: "Is there someone who wants to seize the throne?"
Is there any difference?
Zhang Yuan walked a few steps to the trail, called a guard over, and asked, "What happened?"
The Royal Forest Army officer saw Tianwu's sleeve caught in the palace gate at a glance, and the corner of his mouth twitched. It took him a long time to answer: "Back to the emperor, Princess Rujia, who was recovering from her injuries in the palace, has disappeared. The Ninth Palace has ordered the entire palace to search for her."
"What?" Tianwu was angry, "What the hell, Qianzhou is really seeking death! The men and women are seeking death together, it's really impossible if we don't show them some color!" He ordered the soldiers: "Go quickly.
Search, search carefully for me, dig three feet into the ground to find the person."
The soldier responded without hesitation: "Yes!" and then ran away in a hurry.
Tianwu was a little anxious and stopped entering Yuehan Palace. He called Zhang Yuan and said, "Quick! Borrow a knife from someone and cut off this sleeve. Let's go back quickly."
Zhang Yuan said: "Are you going to cut off your robe and sever your righteousness? Isn't it too unlucky?"
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"How about... you take off your coat!" Zhang Yuan gave him a suggestion, "Just leave this piece of clothing as a memorial to Concubine Yun. It's better than having it cut off."
Tianwu thought that this was the case, so he turned around and took off his shirt.
"Let's go back to the Qiankun Palace!" A certain emperor took the initiative to pull his little eunuch and was about to go back, but after taking only two steps, he felt something was not right. He lowered his head and took a look, eh? All he had was a white cotton bottom shirt.
What? How ugly is this? "What's going on? Let's go this way." He pulled Zhang Yuan to the side again, and the two of them walked along the path.
Just like this, Zhang Yuan was secretly groping in the direction of the Qiankun Palace. How could this sound like a thief? Who would have imagined that, as soon as he finished thinking about it, he heard a loud shout from the side - "Who is that person?"
come out!"
Zhang Yuanxin said, It's over! Now it's very embarrassing.
Immediately afterwards, several spears came towards the flowers. Zhang Yuan was so frightened that he shouted: "Bold!"
The Imperial Guardsmen were originally searching for Ru Jia. When they found this place, they noticed that there seemed to be some strange movement among the flowers on both sides of the path. Unexpectedly, when they probed with their spears, they heard the voice of a eunuch.
Immediately afterwards, they saw the great eunuch Zhang Yuan beside Emperor Tianwu standing up from the flowers with a head full of leaves and petals. Behind him, another man stood up wearing only a white cotton bottom.
man.
The imperial guards were a little confused. It was dark at night, and Tianwu was hiding behind Zhang Yuan, so that no one could see who he was. Then one of the imperial guards asked Zhang Yuan: "My father-in-law is not waiting with the emperor, why is he hiding behind him?"
What are you doing here?" Looking back, I felt something was wrong. This is the harem. How could a man come to the harem? Could it be that he was also a eunuch? Why did the eunuch dress like that? Countless questions ran through his mind, and the soldier was confused.
Di spoke again: "Which father-in-law is... behind my father-in-law?"
"Fart!" When Tianwu heard that he was also regarded as a eunuch, Tianwu exploded. He cursed and stepped forward, raising his foot to kick the imperial guard.
The Imperial Guardsman reflexively hid back, and at the same time he was about to thrust forward with the spear in his hand. Tianwu was so angry that he pulled the spear into his arms with one hand, and fired it with great force, causing the Imperial Guardsman to wince.
The soldiers finally realized that this was not the father-in-law, but the emperor! So they quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, and heard the soldier who called Tianwu father-in-law said: "I really don't know that the emperor is here. Your Majesty, please spare my life."
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Tianwu has always taken face very seriously, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get into the bushes. Who knows, it backfired and he was caught as a thief. At this moment, his heart almost collapsed.
Tianwu felt that he was too embarrassed to see anyone, so he simply pulled Zhang Yuan in front of him and blocked him again.
Zhang Yuan was shameless, but as a eunuch of Tianwu, he had to rush to the front at this time. So he straightened his back and said loudly to the imperial guards in front of him: "Your Majesty learned that Princess Qianzhou had escaped.
We are going to take them back in person, so don’t go around shouting, let’s break up, let’s break up!”
The Imperial Guards had all kinds of slander in their hearts. Who are you kidding? Wearing bottom clothes to arrest people? How addicted are they?
But I can only say this in my heart. He is the emperor. No matter what he wears or does, he always seems so reasonable. So after listening to Zhang Yuan's words, the imperial guards dispersed one after another after telling Tianwu to resign. The two of them dispersed.
People then heard the dispersing Imperial Guards shouting loudly with another group of people coming this way: "No need to check this way! The Emperor has just come out of Yuehan Palace and hasn't had time to put on his clothes yet. Don't go there and cause trouble."
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Zhang Yuan hugged Tianwu's arm: "Your Majesty, calm down! We are all our own people, don't be impulsive!"
Tianwu was puzzled, "Why should I be impulsive?"
"They said..."
"They said that I just came out of Yuehan Palace and haven't had time to put on my clothes yet. Haha! Very good, this is good! It's good to make up a story for me to entertain you. Let's go back to Zhaohe Palace."
Zhaohe Hall is the sleeping hall. When Qianzhou was in trouble and the whole palace was searching for Ru Jia who had escaped, Emperor Tianwu actually chose to go back to the sleeping hall to sleep!
Zhang Yuan's eyes were a little wet and his nose was a little sore. He knew that Tianwu was escaping and choosing to deceive himself with a lie. He would rather live in this lie than accept the truth.
He looked back at the Yuehan Palace and felt that Concubine Yun was too cruel. An emperor could do this for a concubine. What else could she want? She was so... willful!
At that time, in the Yuehan Palace, on a doggy night, Concubine Yun sneezed while walking. She stopped and asked the maid next to her - "Do you think the old man was scolding me behind my back?"