"No! Father is here! Run!" The two children held hands and ran away. Before running away, they did not forget to throw the quilt to the ground angrily.
But they ran more strategically and ran directly to the palace of the Supreme Emperor and the Queen Mother. They knew that running here was the safest place, because even if their father wanted to beat the children, he would never dare to do so in front of their grandparents.
beat.
The two children came into the house crying. When they came in, Concubine Yun was having dinner with Emperor Tianwu. Emperor Tianwu was chewing meat and asked Concubine Yun: "Can you also take a few bites? Don't stare at me all the time.
I can’t even eat it anymore.”
Concubine Yun shook her head, "I don't eat dinner. Eating dinner is not conducive to keeping in shape." As she said this, she held her crying grandchildren in her arms, wiped their tears and asked: "What's wrong? Who is this?"
Did you bully my big baby?"
Emperor Tianwu was relatively calm when he arrived, "Did you not steal your father?"
The two children said in unison: "Yes."
Xuan Ruoling lay in Concubine Yun's arms and asked with tears in her eyes: "Grandma Huang, who did your father sleep with when he was a child?"
Concubine Yun told her: "Of course I will follow you."
The two children couldn't understand, "Why can he sleep with his mother?"
Concubine Yun pointed at Emperor Tianwu and said, "Ask your grandpa."
Grandpa Huang didn’t dare to say anything.
Zhang Yuan, who was accompanying him by the side, couldn't listen any longer, "Let's talk! A man dares to do what he wants. Where did the joy you felt when you were the emperor go?" While scolding Emperor Tianwu, he pulled the two children to his side, "
If he doesn’t tell me, I will say that the reason why your emperor’s father was able to sleep with your emperor’s grandmother when he was a child is because your emperor’s grandfather had too many women.”
Emperor Tianwu was so angry that he slapped the table: "Is that what happened? Can you tell the truth? It was because she refused to let me enter the Yuehan Palace. The palace door has been closed for more than 20 years. Otherwise, it would be the turn of those two little ones.
Bastard?"
"Why two? Didn't the imperial grandmother only give birth to the father?" Xuan Feili tilted his head in confusion.
Xuan Ruoling rolled his eyes and thought about it a little bit, "I know! The other one is the seventh uncle, the prettiest and most handsome seventh uncle. The imperial grandmother is so lucky, she can hold her seventh uncle and sleep together, Ling'er
I really want to sleep with Uncle Seven!"
Xuan Feili's two big eyes also started to shine, "I miss the seventh uncle too, the seventh uncle is so handsome, the seventh uncle is a god!"
The two children temporarily forgot about the loss of their mother being robbed, and were immersed in missing their seventh uncle. Emperor Tianwu thought that his grandson and granddaughter would be fine, and was about to continue eating. Who knew that the topic of the two children was not that different.
He turned back again. He listened carefully for a while and found that the two children had actually begun to study how to take concubines for Xuan Tianming.
Emperor Tianwu patted his forehead and said, "Who are you following this temperament?"
In the Feng'an Palace, the emperor and the empress sat on the kang and pointed at the pillows and talked about life. The empress said: "You are very promising. You can compete with children in wits and courage."
The emperor spread his hands and said, "I couldn't help it. If I had known better, they wouldn't have been born so smart."
Since Feng Yuheng became Gu Mo's queen, she felt like she was getting lazier and lazier, because Gu Mo had nothing to do all day long. She had no other extra tasks except going to the department store to buy some goods.
.
She enlightened Xuan Tianming: "You have to thank them. There has been no war in Gumo Dashun these years. If it weren't for these two children, your brain would be rusty."
Someone smiled evilly, and the purple lotus between his eyebrows bloomed brighter and brighter, "I'm not afraid of rust on my brain, as long as my body is not rusty. Wife, let's practice military training?" He stepped forward, and Feng Yuheng immediately felt an evil feeling.
Coming at you.
But she didn't show weakness, "Training troops? Okay!" She smiled more evilly than him, then flipped her wrist, and Xuan Tianming saw his wife taking out a knife, a sword, and then a sword.
A bow came out, then a pair of big hammers, and finally a grenade. "Here, sir, which one do you think we should use?"
Xuan Tianming was very sad, "This is not the training method I'm talking about."
"Oh." She thought about it and took out a gun again, "Playing with hot weapons?"
The emperor finally became angry and threw his wife down with force, "Feng Yuheng, you did it on purpose!"
She raised her eyebrows, "Hmph!"
He raised her chin and said, "I will let you know what real military training is tonight." After saying that, he suddenly separated her two arms. The intention was obvious, just to prevent her from cheating.
Sliding into the space. "I have learned nothing else in the past few years, but I am very good at breaking off your arm. How about, my wife, fight with me for three hundred rounds tonight?"
"Haha!" She smiled evilly, "A battle of three hundred rounds? Haha!"
He made her laugh so hard that she felt a little guilty, "Why are you laughing?"
Feng Yuheng raised the corners of her lips and pointed to the door.
Xuan Tianming instantly felt a bad feeling.
Sure enough, just as this feeling arose, I heard a banging on the door, accompanied by two brats shouting - "Father, father, come out quickly, I have something important to say!"
Xuan Tianming was so angry that his face turned blue, "You two are not court officials, so why do you want to start a memorial? There is no need to start a memorial for family matters. We will talk about it at breakfast tomorrow."
The two brats were unconvinced, "Father, do you understand our country and the world? If you can't handle family affairs well, how can you handle state affairs? Grandpa Huang said, if you want to stabilize the country, you must first govern the country, and if you want to govern the country, you must first manage the family, so hurry up
Open the door and take care of the house!"
Xuan Tianming once again regretted giving birth to such two little bastards, but his wife, who was under him, took the opportunity to escape, and even used a reason that was enough to make him vomit blood: "I will open the door for my daughter-in-law!" and ran down.
When he went to bed, he left a message, "Xuan Tianming, you are unlucky today and it is not appropriate to have sex."
Someone gritted his teeth, damn it, since when did it depend on luck to be intimate with his wife? Those two brats were his own children, otherwise he would have to skin them off.
Soon a burst of cheers was heard, and two little ghosts rushed in, holding a pile of books in their hands, which contained portraits of various women. And surprisingly, the target of the two little ghosts who broke in tonight was not them.
The queen mother, but his father.
"Father, please take a look and see which type you like. Choose a few. We will look for the type you choose tomorrow to fill your harem."
"Yes, Father, do you think we have been sensible since childhood?" The little daughter climbed onto his lap and said coquettishly, "So Father, you must also be sensible and give our mother back to us, so that we can
A pleasure to work with.”
Xuan Tianming laughed loudly, "Okay! My babies must be the most considerate! No need to read, my father likes all the types here, one or two of each kind is fine, as many as possible."
"Uh..." The youngest daughter slid down his lap, "Father, you have great physical strength."
Xuan Feili hurriedly pulled his sister, "Don't talk nonsense." Then he promised with a smile: "That's it, father, you give us ten days... Oh no, three days is enough, we promise to let you go in three days.
Your harem is bustling."
Feng Yuheng listened for a long time and finally understood that these two little brats were here to find a woman for their father. "I'm not going to tell you who are you two? Didn't we agree that the three of us are of the same mind?
Is this true of your father? Are you trying to tear me down?"
Someone laughed when he heard this, "There are some people here who think they are smart. Now they should try to shoot themselves in the foot. Come on, children, my father will take you to fight the landlord. You can get it tomorrow."
Make a good choice for your father."
Feng Yuheng twitched her lips, "Xuan Tianming, let me tell you, if you dare to choose a concubine, my aunt will pack her bags and run away from home tomorrow to find my seventh brother." She shook her head, sighing with infinite emotion, "In this world, it really is true.
Only Seventh Brother loves me the most. If he knew that you were such a bully, he would definitely come back and make the decision for me. It is my Seventh Brother who is better. In this world, the quality of people's hearts is most directly related to their appearance. Look at you.
I'm not as good looking as Seventh Brother, and my heart is not as good as Seventh Brother's, and now my morals have dropped to another level. Tsk tsk..."
With a thought, she took out a large suitcase from the space and started packing.
Xuan Tianming was convinced, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"
"Pack up and go to Renxian Island. Seventh Brother is most likely still floating on the sea. If I walk faster, I might be able to catch up."
"No, my wife..." He was a little panicked, "Seventh brother finally managed to hide in peace, so you should stop making trouble with him. What, I don't want to choose a concubine, you are enough."
As soon as these words came out, the two children took the initiative. Xuan Feili immediately started arguing with him: "Father, if this is the case, then we have to make a careful calculation. How should we sleep tonight?"
Xuantian meditated for a while, and finally decided that the overall situation must be the most important thing, so he said: "Then according to your mother's calculation, seven days a week, you two 135, I 246, Sunday... Sunday your mother
rest."
Two brats: "Deal!"
Feng Yuheng also thought it was good. She patted Xuan Tianming on the shoulder: "What about that? Today happens to be Monday. It's my child. You can go out!"
Xuan Tianming clenched his fists and walked out helplessly.
Feng Yuheng's smile was so beautiful, she was so cute. When did I hit her feet with the rocks I moved. "Come on, come on, babies, let's sleep."
The two little guys disagreed, "Mother, please tell us a story. We want to hear the story of the miraculous doctor's legitimate daughter."
Feng Yuheng expressed her frustration, "You have heard it six times, are you still listening?"
The kiddos nodded, "Yes, I want to hear it. It's really fun for the Queen Mother to pretend to slap her father in the face."
Feng Yuheng stroked her forehead, "Okay, let's start from a deep mountain and old forest in the northwest of Dashun..."
Xuan Tianming, who was standing outside the door, smiled and listened to the stories in the house with his two children. His mind was filled with the image of his wife crawling out of the pile of dead people, and he couldn't help but laugh.
Silly woman, even if you are weak, I will only drink from you. The mountains in the northwest are a blessed land!
The story in the room had already reached the part where Feng Yuheng treated Xuan Tianming's leg, but the two children seemed to have some opinions. Xuan Tianming heard his son protest loudly: "Mother, stepmother, jump over everything in front of you."
, start directly from the part where the seventh brother appears."
Feng Yuheng corrected him: "That's your seventh uncle, what kind of seventh brother? The generations are mixed up."
But the children also had their own reasons: "Calling Uncle Qi is too old. Brother Qi is so good-looking, how can we call him old?"
"Yes, yes, in our hearts, Seventh Brother is a mythical existence."
From the dormitory hall came the sound of two children beating gongs and drums: "Seventh brother! Seventh brother! Seventh brother! Seventh..."
Xuan Tianming can't listen anymore. Damn those two little bastards. Is this the main reason why you two want to listen to the legitimate daughter of the miracle doctor?
At this time, Feng Yuheng's burst of laughter suddenly came from the dormitory: "Hahahahahaha, actually what I want to talk about the most is Brother Seventh, hahahahaha!"
He was speechless, he simply couldn’t have this wife... (To be continued)