Xianyu was in a state of confusion and looked at Honghai'er and said: "It's not easy for Jingxin to fly once. Otherwise... or master, please explain to Jingfa and the others here what Wusong is... cough cough
, Rime!"
"It's okay, I'm always ready to serve Master, and I will work hard without complaining! Besides, Master doesn't need to do anything about such a small matter, it's enough for me." Honghai'er was not interested in the trivial things like Xianyu, but when he thought about it,
He was able to live the teacher's addiction and play the role of Founder, and he suddenly became very happy. As for whether he could explain it well? He was not worried at all! Anyway, he was thick-skinned. The master always used his mobile phone to check information, and then he was like wow wow wow.
He said it. If he can't do anything else, he can still check the information!
Seeing that Hong Hai'er had completely lost herself in the opportunity to show off, Xianyu could only place his hope on Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng said with a serious face: "Jing Xin, you have to explain to the senior brothers what rime is. As for salted fish, come down with me and let's have a good talk."
Before Xianyu could react, Honghaier pressed the cloud head and fell down.
Then Fangzheng grabbed Xianyu's tail and dragged Xianyu away. Xianyu had long been used to it, but Fangzheng was much taller than Honghai'er, so he couldn't hold his gills with his fins as leisurely as Honghaier did when he dragged him.
Youzai. On the contrary, he discovered with great pain that Fang Zheng's height was neither too high nor too low, just right, and his fish mouth was dragging on the ground. So, Fang Zheng walked all the way, eating snow all the way, and suddenly there were countless grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.
Said: "Is there anything I can't do without myself? I'm very diligent, okay?"
Fangzheng took Xianyu away, and Squirrel immediately came up to Honghai'er, opened his big watery eyes and said, "Junior brother, come on, tell me, what is rime?"
"Rime...it's actually very simple." Hong Hai'er said seriously, imitating Fang Zheng's pretense, then secretly took out his phone and started reading.
"Look, the layer of white fluff hanging on the Bodhi tree is rime. This is a unique landscape in Gulin City. Well, it can't be said to be unique. It can be found in some places, but it's not like this.
It’s just so beautiful to focus on.
Rime, commonly known as tree hanging, is a milky white ice crystal deposit formed when water vapor in the air condenses directly at low temperatures, or supercooled fog droplets freeze directly on objects. It is a very rare natural wonder..." Speaking of this, Honghaier found that the situation seemed a bit strange.
Something is wrong, because the big eyes in front of me are extremely wide, but the content inside is: "What are you talking about? I don't understand!"
"Fourth Junior Brother, what are you talking about? What's condensation? What's ice crystal deposits? What are these?" Squirrel asked immediately when he saw Hong Boy pause.
Hong Hai'er coughed dryly and said: "This condensation is a term used by human scientists, it is..."
Speaking of this, the red boy was also confused. What is this? So he quickly checked it on his mobile phone, and then said: "It is the process of gas skipping liquid and directly turning into solid. Do you understand?"
As a result, the big eyes became even more confused, with nothing but cute confusion in their cute eyes.
Squirrel said bitterly: "Fourth Junior Brother, how can a gas turn into a liquid? How can a gas turn into a solid?"
Hearing this question, Lone Wolf and Monkey also nodded, obviously they didn't understand either.
After hearing this, Red Boy had to explain what gas, liquid, and solid are. Then he explained how water turns into gas and solid...
As a result of this lecture, he sadly discovered that these idiots without common sense had new questions. Then they continued to ask, and he continued to answer...
Half an hour later, Honghai'er yelled: "I don't know! I don't know anything! I don't know what a gas is, why a gas can turn into a liquid or a solid! I don't know what condensation is, don't you guys?"
Ask me! Ahhhhh...I'm going crazy!" Red Boy yelled and ran away.
Three pairs of cute big eyes were left staring at each other. Finally, a smile appeared in the big cute eyes, and then they lay on the ground and laughed...
The monkey shouted: "You are so young, how dare you pretend to be a master with us while reading on your mobile phone? Have you ever thought about being a master? Humph, do you really think it is so easy to be a master?"
"That's right, pretending is a very learned skill." Lone Wolf chuckled.
The squirrel also laughed... Unconsciously, this cute little thing also started to learn bad things.
The three little things laughed for a while, and then the monkey suddenly asked: "Hey, you said, master has been away for so long, why hasn't he come back yet? Also, how do you think master will clean up the salted fish? I think, at the salted fish stall,
It’s a big deal.”
"I think so too. Looking at Master's smile, he looks evil. He must be full of evil and is ready to deal with him." Squirrel also said.
As a whistleblower, Lone Wolf certainly understood what Xianyu had done, but at this time, he did not dare to say it. Instead, he continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "I've been away for so long, it's time to come back, right?"
At the same time, in the distance, Fang Zheng looked at Xianyu with a serious face and said, "Xianyu, are you going to give an honest explanation yourself, or are you going to let this poor monk use his magic eyes to dig out all your underwear?"
Upon hearing this, Xianyu quickly lowered his head to look at his lower body, and then said extremely seriously: "Master, after my observation, I found that I am not wearing underwear!"
Fang Zheng: "..."
Fang Zheng said: "It seems that you won't shed tears without seeing the coffin! Hey, the poor monk has been suffering from back pain recently. It seems that he needs to exercise a lot. I'll call Jingxin over later and play some salted fish balls to exercise. How about that?"
"Master!" Xianyu became anxious upon hearing this! It wasn't that he was afraid of pain, but... he fainted! He was flying around in the sky, spinning around, and basically after more than ten rounds he would vomit.
I didn't eat much, and I had to vomit it out. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I felt sour!
So Xianyu hugged Fang Zheng's trouser legs, cried out with snot and tears: "You can't do this to me! Even if you are sentenced, you have to give me an explanation? Why don't you tell me what happened to me? Give me something.
It’s good to be reminded!”
Fang Zheng sneered and said: "Okay, let me give you a reminder. The poor monk asked you, are you addicted to gambling recently and can't help yourself?"
Xianyu was stunned for a moment, staring at Fang Zheng blankly, then he spread his trouser legs, wiped his heavy nose, raised his head, and said with great confidence: "Master, you must speak with evidence! Although I, Xianyu, are a bit
It’s not serious, but I will never touch such a thing as gambling! Besides, gambling requires money! Even the little harvest from our shabby temple is not enough for gambling! Besides, even that little money can’t be paid back.