Red Boy shook his head and said, "I don't believe it!"
"Isn't that enough? Throw it away!" Fang Zheng waved his hand, and then leisurely went to take a look at his Yi Zhu Qingtian spiritual ginseng.
Red Boy looked at the invitation in his hand, threw it? Where to throw it? Then he looked at the fire room next to it and walked in...
At the same time, Fang Zheng found a place to sit down when his cell phone rang.
"Hello, Donor Wang." Fang Zheng saw that it was Wang Yougui's call and asked with a smile.
"Fangzheng, have you received the letter just now?" Wang Yougui went straight to the topic. We are so familiar with each other, so there is no need to beat around the bush.
Fang Zheng was stunned and asked: "Believe it?" He suddenly had a bad feeling.
At this moment, Wang Yougui said: "Yes, you haven't received it yet, right? Yang Ping said he personally handed it to Jingxin?"
Fang Zheng began to sweat on his forehead.
"It was sent from the county. It was said to be from the province. It is said that someone recommended you to an international seminar or something. I don't understand it anyway. In short, it is
A particularly big conference. I heard from County Magistrate Qi that although the influence of this conference will not affect the whole world, it is still very powerful in Southeast Asia. You are going to become an international master, haha... we will point it out in the future.
Can the village still receive foreign guests?" Wang Yougui laughed and said extremely happily.
However, Wang Yougui didn't know that the person on the other end of the phone was no longer interested in listening to what he was saying. He had already run out and shouted: "Jing Xin, please leave a piece of paper!"
Red Boy poked his head out of the kitchen and asked curiously: "Master, what kind of paper did you leave? Haven't you stopped going to the toilet a long time ago? Did you steal the food of mortals?"
Lingshan specialties such as crystal rice and cold bamboo will be completely digested after eating, leaving no feces or urine. Therefore, Fang Zheng, who often eats these things, rarely goes to the toilet. When he goes to the toilet, he must have eaten the worldly food at the foot of the mountain.
Human food.
"What toilet paper? I mean, that letter just now, that invitation!" Fang Zheng said anxiously.
Hong Hai'er pointed at the stove pit and said, "Didn't you ask me to throw it away? I thought it was garbage thrown on the ground, why not burn it..."
"Burned?" Fang Zheng's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"Well, it's burned." Honghai'er said.
Fang Zheng suddenly had the urge to kill him head-on. This time he was too smart and tricked others! No matter who recommended him, it was all a favor. What's more, this conference is real. Go and see it, and you will be able to see the world.
Opportunity! How could he not want to go?
But what should I do if I don’t have the invitation letter?
"Master, is the invitation letter real?" Honghai'er came over and asked.
Fang Zheng nodded bitterly: "Yes."
Honghai'er grinned and said, "It's already burning, what should I do? Should I go?"
Fang Zheng looked up at the sky. With his current brainpower, he could already remember everything. Although he only read it once, the content on the invitation letter was still vivid and clear in his mind.
At this time, Xianyu walked out of the kitchen, carrying the fins on his back, and said in an old-fashioned way: "If I were you, I would go if I wanted to! Anyway, the invitation letter is real, I went in person, I forgot to bring the invitation letter, and they still
Why don't you let me in? The most you can do is bother me and verify your identity, it's nothing special."
When Fang Zheng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said with a smile: "Yes! The invitation is real. The poor monk still remembers the address. Why does the poor monk think so much about it? Why don't we just go and be done with it!"
"Master said it well! Look..." Red Boy suddenly gathered his strength, clapped his hands, and then looked at Fang Zheng with his big watery eyes, as if to say: "You know what I mean!"
As a result, Xianyu also shouted: "Master, you are so wise! If you put this on Lingshan Mountain, you will be the Buddha! Great Buddha, if you go down the mountain, can you consider taking Benyu there?"
When the lone wolf heard that he was about to go down the mountain, he quickly turned around and hid. In his place, going down the mountain = starving, this has become a fixed formula. He didn't want to go down the mountain and suffer!
Squirrels are not very interested in going down the mountain. They can go if they can without dragging them down.
The monkey was a little interested, but he still shook his head and said: "I'd better stay, I don't worry about others cleaning the temple."
Fang Zheng looked at the monkey with satisfaction, and finally looked at Xianyu and Honghai'er, and said, "Both of you want to go, but I can only take one with you as a teacher. What do you think we should do?"
When Hong Hai'er and Xianyu heard this, they immediately looked at each other. Anyone could feel the sparks in the eyes of the two guys, as if they were about to have sex the next moment!
At this moment, Hong Hai'er rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Xianyu, if you choose to fight, I will bully you. You came later than me, and I can't bully you so openly. Let's do this, we Stones
How about paper-scissors, where the winners go and the losers stay?"
When Xianyu heard that there was no need to fight, he secretly sighed and nodded: "No problem, but what is this rock-paper-scissors?"
Honghaier immediately said: "Did you agree?"
"Master, is this rock-paper-scissors fair? As long as it's fair, I agree." Xianyu asked Fang Zheng.
What could Fang Zheng say, he could only nod and say: "Absolutely fair!"
"That's alright! Come on! Tell us how to play!" Xianyu shouted.
Red Boy chuckled, stretched out his hand to make a rock-paper-scissors gesture, and at the same time introduced the principles of mutual restraint.
When Xianyu looked at it, the fish's face turned black! Those of Red Boy are hands, and those of Xianyu are fins! It's no problem for fish fins to come out of stone or cloth, but how can these scissor hands come out? Isn't this difficult for the fish? Look again
The proud look on Red Boy's face clearly meant that this guy had already planned it.
Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng again. Fang Zheng spread his hands helplessly, as if to say: "At least you should ask clearly before agreeing! It's not the poor monk's fault."
Xianyu was not angry either, and said angrily: "Although I can only produce stones and cloth, who said I have no chance to win? Come! Compare!"
Hong Hai'er was overjoyed when he heard this. He was really afraid that Xianyu would default on his debt. After all, this was an unfair competition and it was understandable that he would default on his debt. Seeing that Xianyu was about to continue, Hong Hai'er rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Okay! As expected of the Buddha.
The salted fish under you is so domineering! Come on! If you lose this time, I will give you half of my rations for a month!"
Xianyu hummed twice and said, "Come on, get ready to start!"
"three!"
"two!"
"One!" followed the squirrel's voice!
One person and one fish move quickly!
Hong Hai'er thought well, Xianyu can only produce stone and cloth, that is to say, he only needs to produce cloth, either draw or win! Is there any need to compete?