Xiao Ding was squeezed forward involuntarily, but the last man with a gun was acting cool. He thought it would be a feast of wolves eating sheep, but he never expected that what greeted him when he opened the door was a bull show.
Great migration!
Before he could even fire his gun, he was knocked to the ground by a group of people. Then he only felt a big foot stepping on his head, and then he didn't know anything else.
"Human beings are really a bunch of cowards." There was only one salted fish left in the huge kitchen.
This guy jumped down from the gas stove, then walked from table to table, eating whatever he saw that was delicious, and then strolled out.
The three gangsters, who were stunned after being stepped on, finally came back to their senses, shook their heads, raised their heads, and happened to see a shadow approaching.
The three of them were also well-trained. They immediately grabbed the gun, raised the muzzle, and yelled: "Don't move!"
As a result, when they looked up, the three of them were all dumbfounded! What they saw in front of them was not a person, but a fish!
The fish was obviously a little confused. Then he came to his senses, twirled his whiskers, grinned at the three of them and said, "You can't move even if you say you can't. My ancestor, I'm too obedient, right? So I moved."
, what can you do?”
"Oh my God, this looks like a fish!"
"Nonsense! This is just a fish!"
"Nima, how does the salted fish walk?"
"Nima, how come the salted fish can talk?"
"I am Cao, put it down!" one person shouted.
Not only did Xianyu move, but he also picked up the gun they dropped, and then fiddled with it for a while, almost touching the trigger several times. The cold sweat on the foreheads of several people was like rain...
"Is this the legendary gun? Oh, it's quite interesting... How is this thing used?" Xianyu asked.
When the three of them heard that Xianyu didn't know how to use a gun, and then looked at each other's size, they were relieved. They were all desperadoes, and they were very courageous. Although it was unreasonable that Xianyu could talk and walk, they still used inertia.
Si Si thinks that with such a little bit of teasing, he will definitely not be able to defeat these three strong men!
So the three of them looked at each other and reached a consensus almost instantly. They roared, got up and rushed towards the salted fish at the same time! They didn't care about anything, just grab it first!
Seeing this, Xianyu's big, cute and curious eyes suddenly narrowed down, just like a human squinting his eyes. He was very dissatisfied and said in his heart: "My ancestor asked you a question, and you don't answer it well. Why do you still want to rebel? Ancestor."
Just because we can’t shoot doesn’t mean that our ancestors can’t hit people with guns!”
Xianyu turned the gun around, grabbed the gun head, used it as a baseball bat, swung it round, and yelled: "Ada!"
Just listen to three muffled sounds of bang bang bang!
At the same time, accompanied by three screams like slaughtering pigs, three unlucky ghosts with crooked mouths and squinting eyes appeared on the ground!
Xianyu looked at the deformed AK47 and threw it aside. He picked up another AK47 and stabbed the three of them. However, the three of them remained motionless. They were obviously knocked unconscious.
Xianyu shook his head and said: "Coming to a place like this with a gun, you don't look like a good person at first glance... But I'm already dizzy. Who can teach me how to use a gun?"
Xianyu didn't give up and rummaged through the three of them. Sure enough, he found his phone, unlocked it with the other person's fingerprint, and happily found out how to use the gun...
After a few minutes, the three of them felt that their mouths were numb from pain, but their minds began to wake up. They opened their eyes slightly and saw the salty fish picking up the gun, studying the gun's safety, and playing with it.
Still sitting.
At this time, one of them had an idea and said: "This is a gun. Just point the narrow head at yourself and then pull the crescent-shaped thing on the ground."
Hearing this, the other two people suddenly realized what the other person meant, and nodded repeatedly. As for speaking? The two of them were in a worse situation, their jaws were basically broken, and they couldn't speak.
Xianyu glanced at the other party and said, "Are you sure?"
"OK!" the man said immediately.
Xianyu nodded and pointed the gun at his head.
The breathing of the three people immediately became rapid, and their palms became sweaty.
At this moment, Xianyu seemed to have seen something interesting, and directly pointed the muzzle of the gun into his eyes, staring at the muzzle with his big eyes.
Seeing this, one of the three people suddenly yelled, rushed forward, and pulled the trigger!
Just hear a gunshot!
The nerves of all three of them relaxed for a while!
In the world view of the three people, the eyes are the most vulnerable part. Even if a thick-skinned whale is shot in the eye, half of his life will be lost! Therefore, the moment the gun was fired, they
Xianyu has been sentenced to death.
Then before he could finish breathing, he saw Xianyu at the muzzle of the gun. He suddenly raised his head and asked, "It's quite comfortable. Can you do it again?"
When the three of them heard this, they looked up and saw a flat bullet stuck to Xianyu's eye. The bullet fell off after Xianyu's eye moved, and jumped twice on the ground with a clicking sound...
The three of them looked at each other, only to feel their eyes go dark, bang bang bang... The three of them fainted on the spot.
Seeing this, Xianyu curled his lips and said, "You're so stupid and you still think of others as bad guys? If you wake up again, I won't scare you to death!"
It turned out that Xianyu had already figured out what the three of them meant, but this guy was full of bad intentions and thick-skinned, so he just cooperated with the acting and teased them. A few people were teased by this, and that was it...
Xianyu looked at the three of them, then at the gun on the ground, and then at the kitchen knife in the kitchen. He suddenly burst out with a bad laugh, and then dragged the three of them into the kitchen.
Not long after, Xianyu came out, holding a pistol in his hand. As he walked, he shot himself in the head, hitting his skull, causing sparks to fly. As he walked, he muttered: "It's strong enough, this massage is so comfortable..."
…Comfortable!"
Ten minutes later, the three unlucky children in the kitchen woke up. As soon as they opened their eyes, they subconsciously wanted to move. But as soon as they moved, they felt a cold light flash before their eyes!
The three of them were instantly awakened by the cold light. They saw that their pants had been taken off at some point, and the hams in their crotches were tied to the chopping board. Each of them had a kitchen knife hanging high in front of them, and they looked at each other.
The rope above seemed to have been tampered with. No matter who of the three struggled hard, they would break the rope, and then...
Thinking of this, the three of them looked at each other and reached a tacit understanding in an instant - unless someone comes to save them, they will not fight even if they are killed! How can I love you!
But when they thought about the look in each other's eyes when they were being rescued, the three of them had the urge to die, and once again reached a tacit agreement - don't call for help even if you kill them!
At the same time, in the banquet hall.
Like a god descended from heaven, Qingjing Sanren drove away Ruan Shitao with a few words and became the focus of the scene for a while. Countless people were discussing the origin of this female Taoist priest.