Honghai'er followed: "Of course it's delicious. This is just ripe crystal rice that has absorbed a lot of spiritual energy without any placement! This taste... tsk tsk, it's better than jelly beans!"
After saying that, Red Boy emerged from the crystal rice field, threw a crystal rice seed into his mouth, and started chewing it.
Hong Hai'er was eating when he suddenly felt hairy all over his body, as if he was about to be unlucky. He subconsciously turned his head. Not far away, he saw Fang Zheng with a black face and Xianyu with a wicked smile looking at them.
When Red Boy looked at it, Squirrel and Lone Wolf followed him, and then they hit many of them at the same time, thinking: "No! Master is back!"
The lone wolf who had just jumped up from Lao Gao fell to the ground with a thud, but the ground was covered with snow. He rolled up and got up, approached Fang Zheng and said, "Master, why are you back?"
"We've only been out for a few days, are you separated? Congratulations, you have been assigned a piece of crystal rice field." Fang Zheng said with a smile.
Lone Wolf looked at Fang Zheng's smile, his whole body became hairy, and he pretended to be stupid and said: "Master, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Oops, I remembered, I haven't patrolled the mountains today yet, I went to patrol the mountains first.
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After saying that, this guy ran away...
Seeing this, the squirrel quickly carried the seeds in his arms to Fang Zheng, and said as if offering a treasure: "Master, I know you are coming back and the carriage and horse are tired. This is the harvest I picked for the temple. Please accept it."
Fang Zheng looked at him with a stern look on his face. Although his face was furry, he could still feel that this little thing's face was almost red because he lied. Obviously, for this little thing, lying is really a technical job.
When we arrived at Honghai'er, on the contrary, Honghai'er said seriously: "Master, I was inspecting the crystal rice field just now. It is growing very well and is ready to be harvested."
Fang Zheng grinned, raised his hands, and smashed them in front of his chest, making a squeaking sound. Then he grinned and said, "Very good. If we haven't seen each other for a few days, we will lie. Salty fish, bring me the temple rules!"
Xianyu was stunned and asked, "What are the temple rules?"
Fang Zheng looked at it, this was an unethical thing... So Fang Zheng grabbed the salted fish by the tail, swung the salted fish like a mace, and shouted: "You evil disciples, today
As a teacher, you must keep the wind straight, know the rules of the temple, and watch the fight!"
"Fourth Junior Brother, what should we do? It will hurt a lot if Xianyu hits you, but hitting me... is like the effect of a steamroller..." Squirrel asked pitifully.
"Run!" Red Boy shouted, turned around and ran away.
The squirrel suddenly came to his senses and ran after him.
Red Boy turned his head, looked at the cloth bag in the squirrel's arms, and said with two eyes: "You are about to be beaten into a meat pie, what are you doing with that thing? Do you still need some stuffing? Put it down and run away.
!Run fast!”
Upon hearing this, the squirrel decisively put down the black cloth bag and ran away.
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of these guys and grinned. Although these disciples are sometimes surprisingly stupid and stupid, making people want to slap them twice. But I have to say that facing these guys feels like home...
So Fang Zheng waved the salted fish and started a farce of a big chase.
After a chase, when several guys returned to the temple from the back door, they saw that except Hong Boy, the rest of them were bruised and swollen, but each one of them looked very excited, as if they had been beaten, and they were all beaten.
It's like he was beaten silly.
In the evening, the temple door slowly closed and the pilgrims gradually dispersed.
Fang Zheng watched the tired-looking monkey walk in and said with satisfaction: "You guys should learn more from Jingzhen. How can you become a Buddha if you spend three days fishing and two days drying nets?"
As soon as these words came out, Fang Zheng found that although the monkey had not changed much, the squirrel, lone wolf, and red boy had disapproving expressions on their faces. They looked at the monkey with a bit of envy and jealousy...
But Fang Zheng didn't think much about it. He was tired after a long day and quickly asked Hong Boy to cook.
After a meal, Fang Zheng drank a large gulp of Wugen purified water, and Fang Zheng felt that his whole body was smooth. He went out and took a walk under the moonlight, and when he returned to the vicinity of Yizhi Temple, he heard a person there.
He muttered: "It's a good risk, it's a good thing that I lost the guessing game, otherwise I would have followed him and he would have been beaten even worse."
Fang Zheng heard the sound and took a closer look. It was the monkey who was speaking.
Fang Zheng grinned, rolled up his sleeves, and walked over. After a while, there was a scream in the bamboo forest.
The squirrels in the yard quickly ran back to the villa to close the door and go to sleep.
The lone wolf hid with his tail between his legs.
Hong Hai'er lamented: "Sure enough, no one can escape from the clutches of this thief Bald. By the way, this time he comes back, he seems to have become violent. He used to be a violent person, but now he starts to use salted fish...
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"It's better to use a stick than a salted fish. This guy is harder than a stick! When he hits someone, he not only hits them, but also pulls their ears and tail..." Lone Wolf complained.
When the squirrel heard this, he stuck his head out and said, "You're still biting!"
"You guys, I am enforcing the temple rules. Of course you have to be stricter... Of course, if you are willing to give me more food in the future, I promise to let you go at the critical moment..." Xianyu said
Before he could say anything, the back door opened and Fang Zheng walked in with a smile and asked, "What are you putting in?"
Xianyu said decisively: "Those who let go of their hands and feet can correct their mistakes if they know they are wrong!"
"Remember your words, if you dare to betray me, I will beat you with my pure heart next time!" Fang Zheng said.
Upon hearing this, Xianyu glanced at Jingxin subconsciously, thinking that he seemed to be not as tough as Honghaier, so he gave up decisively and shouted quickly: "Don't worry, master, I will be your most powerful law enforcement weapon!"
When Lone Wolf, Red Boy, Monkey, and Squirrel heard this, they gave him a blank look, as if to say: "You are just an animal!"
But Xianyu doesn't care. A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, as long as he doesn't get beaten...
Fang Zheng ignored them. Although they were all bruised and swollen, he had already tested the physical strength of these guys. After so many years of crystal rice, rootless water to build the foundation, plus the baptism of Buddha's energy, and the marrow cleansing of morning bells and evening drums.
His pulse and every bone in his body were tyrannically abnormal.
Even for a fierce man like Fang Zheng who eats spiritual ginseng and practices physical training every day, it will take some strength to beat them. Even so, it will only hurt the skin, not the muscles and bones. If you let them go one by one
When you go out, you will definitely be at the monster level...
However, Fang Zheng also started to feel worried. The bodies of these guys are getting stronger and stronger, but their souls cannot keep up. Sooner or later something will happen!
Fang Zheng felt bitter in his heart. He had originally earned one hundred thousand merits, but suddenly he felt that these one hundred thousand merits were not much anymore. The road to earning merits was long, and he had to search high and low.