The woman finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she put down the tea cup and said with a bit of annoyance: "Master, you have poured out the cold water, what are you going to do?"
When the monkey heard this, he was stunned. Cold water?
He quickly poured a little water from the bottom of the pot into his hands. Although it was not pure cold water, it was definitely not hot. He then remembered that it was winter and his boiling water had been left out for so long, so it was good if it didn't get cold.
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Suddenly, the monkey felt a little embarrassed and coughed dryly: "I'm a poor monk, go get some water."
"Are you sick?" When the woman heard this, she realized that the monkey was not done yet. After pouring one pot, he had to pour another pot. His brain was filled with water, right?
Then the woman suddenly stood up, turned around and left.
Monkey sat there with an embarrassed look on his face, not knowing what to say. The pretentiousness he had shown before suddenly returned.
Hong Hai'er couldn't afford to be polite and covered her belly and laughed...
Xianyu made a puff sound and took a big squirt. As a result, he opened his mouth and a coin fell into his mouth. He then vomited for a long time before spitting out the coin.
The squirrel looked at the monkey with sympathy and said silently: "Amitabha, poor third junior brother."
The monkey snorted twice and said: "Don't be complacent, this is just the beginning. When I am fully prepared, this problem will not happen again!"
After the monkey finished speaking, he thought for a while. He was not sure when the pilgrims seeking answers would come. He had to prepare water in advance, as it would easily get cold. He had to think of a perfect solution.
The monkey subconsciously raised his head and suddenly saw a round little thing. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "Second senior brother, can you help me?"
Squirrel nodded quickly and said, "Okay, Third Junior Brother, you can tell me."
The monkey immediately said: "If anyone comes, please bring me a pot of boiling water."
The squirrel nodded quickly. Although the teapot is not small, the squirrel, like the lone wolf, has been indirectly strengthened. Now it is definitely a monster-level existence in the squirrel world. To get a kettle, apart from height, everything else is a problem.
None of it is a problem.
With the squirrel providing stable boiling water, the monkey was completely relieved. The failure just now was immediately forgotten. The old god was sitting there, waiting for the arrival of the next pilgrim.
Not long after, another woman sat in front of the monkey.
The monkey repeated his old trick, asking first and handing the tea first.
The woman cooperated, took the teacup, and said: "Thank you, master."
The monkey nodded with a smile and waved, and the squirrel handed over the boiling water.
The monkey immediately poured tea into it, and while pouring it, the monkey glanced at the red boy proudly.
The red boy clicked his lips and didn't know what to say. He could only watch the monkey pretending to be cool. There was a bit of envy in his eyes...
Seeing that trace of envy, the monkey felt even more proud.
at this time……
"Oops!" screamed, and the monkey quickly turned around, only to see the woman throwing the cup away before the water was poured out, as if she had been electrocuted!
When the woman saw the monkey looking over, she smiled a little sheepishly and said, "Haha, master, you were distracted just now. Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise it would all fall into my hands."
When the monkey heard the words, he felt as if there were a hundred thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, and finally turned into a silent roar: "What kind of weird things are these?!"
However, the monkey calmed down, took a deep breath and said: "Donor, don't worry, the water is not hot. Come and drink tea."
Hearing this, the woman looked at the steaming water and laughed, "Master, it doesn't look like this water is not hot."
The monkey said: "It's really not hot. Please drink some tea, please."
The woman looked at the monkey suspiciously, thought for a while and then picked up the tea cup. The monkey continued to pour the tea, and then glanced at the red boy proudly. The red boy just wanted to watch the fun but was resolved by the monkey. He was a little unhappy, but he had to
I'm not convinced by this monkey's determination.
But a few minutes later...
The monkey sat obediently in front of Fang Zheng and shouted at the same time: "Be gentle, be gentle, Master, my hair has fallen off..."
While Fang Zheng was treating the monkey's wounds, he said, "You monkey, why do you let people burn you like this?"
The monkey said bitterly: "I never thought that the female donor was so fierce? I imitated my master and scalded her hand so that she would put it down when it hurt. As a result, when she felt pain, she drank the pot of water.
It was thrown in my face... and it didn’t give me any time to explain."
When Fang Zheng heard this, a smile flashed in his eyes, but he still said very seriously: "Well, then you stay here and go out to have a laugh as a teacher."
After saying that, Fang Zheng left, and soon Fang Zheng's wild laughter came from outside.
The monkey looked at the sky with a sad face and complained: "What kind of master is this? Wuwuwu..."
Although he was tortured badly this time, Monkey still did not give up and wanted to become a master. But he learned wisely. In order to become a master, he no longer sloshed around with half a bottle of water, but began to read Buddhist scriptures and learn Zen principles.
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When the other disciples saw the monkey running out and causing trouble, they were not punished much, and all of them were ready to take action.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he originally planned to punish the monkey, but seeing that the monkey inspired all the members of the temple to study, he decided to make up for his fault and not punish him for the time being.
The quiet days passed for a few days, and the festival in between was also lively and lively.
Fang Zheng was sitting in Yizhi Temple, looking at the sky, and became bored again.
"That's all, let's go for a walk." After saying that, Fang Zheng stood up, pushed open the phaseless door while no one was around, and stepped in.
Nowadays, Yizhi Temple is getting busier and busier, and it is too difficult to bring apprentices down the mountain. Therefore, Fangzheng has not planned to take his apprentices down the mountain these few times, but he is also considering this issue. After all, the apprentices have entered the mortal world and seen the world.
This will be more conducive to their future development.
But for now, that's it for now.
In the darkness, Fang Zheng seemed to hear someone counting, one, two, three...
Then Fang Zheng's eyes lit up, and Fang Zheng appeared in front of a glass. In the glass, a figure was reflected, wearing casual clothes, short hair, and his face was still his, but Fang Zheng understood that this was how he saw himself. Others saw him.
, this is not necessarily the case.
Just like the last time he transformed into Chang Feng, his face obviously didn't change, but no one pointed it out. Instead, he accepted that they were the same person. Obviously, others saw him as having another face.
Fang Zheng put his hands in his trouser pockets and smiled, a little charming.
"Sure enough, I changed my body." Fang Zheng muttered, but Fang Zheng didn't know whose body he changed into this time.
I quickly rummaged through my pockets, and finally took out a wallet from my trouser pocket. There was some money in the wallet, about three hundred yuan, and an ID card. The photo on it was nothing like Fang Zheng. But it was also a piece of sunshine.