Sitting at the door of his temple, Fang Zheng sighed: "System, can I really only be a monk in this life?"
"Ji Gong can eat meat and drink alcohol. If you have enough knowledge of Buddhism, you can do it too. If Buddha can marry and have children, you can naturally do it too." The system responded with an ambiguous sentence.
However, Fang Zheng was unmoved and hummed: "Don't brag, are you happy to be single? The most he does is have sex with women and communicate with each other, not live with a wife and children. Just tell me,
Can I return to secular life in this life?"
The system was silent for a while and then said: "If you become a Buddha, you can return to secular life at any time."
"Becoming a Buddha...well, this can be regarded as a small goal in life, although it is a bit slim..." Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly. Fang Zheng also gave up the idea of continuing to ask questions. He must now consider the issue of eating. See you later.
The bottom is gone, there are not many pickles left...
"System, you are ruthless, how can you sell your seeds?" Fang Zheng sighed. He couldn't go down the mountain, and he couldn't spend eight hundred yuan, so he could only spend it at the system canteen.
"Since you have not completed the task to open more system functions, you can only buy crystal rice seeds from me now, at a cost of 100 yuan per seed." The system said.
"I...a seed costs a hundred dollars? Why don't you go and grab it?" Fang Zheng was going crazy.
"Crystal rice has a large yield and grows quickly." The system said naturally.
"What's the use of growing faster? How many meters can a seed grow? Isn't one meal good enough?" Fang Zheng shouted.
"Crystal rice is not ordinary rice, but the rice eaten by Buddhists at the foot of Mount Sumeru. One seed can produce a pound of rice! It is dust-free and crystal clear. It does not produce any residue after eating and is completely absorbed by the human body. The human body
You will only gain energy from eating crystallized rice, but you will not get sick from eating crystallized rice. How expensive is a seed like this for 100 yuan?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was speechless and said nonchalantly: "If it's really not expensive as you said, buy a seed first and try it. I have a question, when you say there is no residue, does that mean you don't need to eat crystal rice?
Did you poop?"
"yes!"
"Awesome!" Fang Zheng gave a thumbs up.
Fang Zheng thought, there was no other way anyway, let's try it first and then talk about it.
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Fang Zheng had an extra centimeter-long, crystal clear, round and plump rice grain in his hand. The rice grain had no outer shell, so it didn't look like a serious seed. Whose seeds are so rogue that they don't even wear clothes?
While Fang Zheng was muttering in his heart, he quickly took out the money in his pocket and thought to himself: "The system seems to have confiscated the money. Did you think I was too handsome and saved it for me?"
After counting the money, there were only five hundred yuan left!
"System, you are stealing money!" Fang Zheng was anxious. He only had this little wealth, let alone a hundred, and one cent was enough to survive! He was so anxious that he felt thirsty. He took the water on the table and drank it in one gulp.
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"Ding! The crystal rice seeds have been shipped, and the payment will be automatically charged. In addition, a handling fee of 100 yuan and a courier fee of 100 yuan will be charged."
"Pfft!" Fangzheng squirted water into a cloud of smoke that filled the sky, and said with a look of sadness and anger: "There are also handling fees? And express fees? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Also, why is it so expensive?!"
"When you go to the bank to deposit and withdraw money, is there no handling fee for the transfer? Is there a problem if I charge a handling fee? As for the express delivery fee, you are such a poor poor man. I have never known how to cross the world from three thousand worlds.
How many light-years away, delivered in one second, and guaranteed to be genuine and safe, is it expensive?" the system asked continuously.
Fangzheng opened his mouth, but was speechless again. Based on the shipping cost of the earth, if he really had to cross the world, he would probably not even be able to cover the express fee by selling the earth.
"Haha... So I made a profit." Fang Zheng said with a smile.
"Congratulations, now you can have a big meal to celebrate."
"I..." Fang Zheng held back the rude words that came to his lips, so as not to cause the system to thunder again. However, he still added in his heart: "QNMLGB!"
After all, he couldn't explain the black-hearted system, so Fang Zheng could only hold his nose and admit it. After all, the situation was stronger than the person.
After gathering his thoughts, Fang Zheng went to the backyard with a grain of crystal rice. It was just a seed. There was no need to go out and plant it. He directly found a large flower pot, buried the seed in it, and then poured some water. The rest was just a matter of chanting.
Written: "Amitabha." Prayed.
After everything was settled, Fangzheng went to read Buddhist scriptures. Since he was going to be a monk in the future, it was better to be more professional. Although he didn't have any profound Buddhist scriptures here, but reading more would at least ensure that he would not be too distracted when he was fooling around in the future.
Far……
Fang Zheng didn't eat at lunch. He drank some cold water and took a nap. He was not hungry anymore after being overly hungry.
For dinner, Fang Zheng cooked a pot of porridge, sprinkled in a handful of wild vegetables picked in the afternoon, and served with some pickles. It was a hearty dinner.
Before going to bed, he took a look at the crystal rice in the flower pot. It turned out that the soil was still the same, with no change at all. Fang Zheng muttered: "The system is lying to me, right? Wait for tomorrow. If it doesn't mature in one day, I will
A bad review plus a return, plus a bad review!”
He said this, but Founder knew very well that under the exclusive monopoly of the system, any negative reviews or complaints were just nonsense and just to comfort himself.
With a skeptical attitude, Fang Zheng returned to the room and went to sleep.
At night, a ray of moonlight fell on the flowerpot. The next moment, the flowerpot moved, and the calm soil slowly swelled. Then a bud pulled out, swaying, twisting and growing, almost
It has grown one meter in just a few minutes, and it looks like it is still growing!
The next day, Fang Zheng was awakened by a burst of chicken crows. He got up in a daze, opened the door and saw a lone wolf lying in the yard with an old hen pressed under his paws. The old hen kept
I struggled to run, but every time I ran out a few meters, I was suddenly caught by the lone wolf and dragged back. Obviously this lone wolf was playing chicken...
When Fang Zheng saw this scene, he was speechless for a while. He went over and gave the lone wolf a shudder and said: "Playing chicken in the early morning... uh... so evil, Amitabha." Fang Zheng quickly recited the Buddhist name Jing Jingxin, and then said: "
You can catch this chicken and eat it, but you can't torture it, you know?"
The lone wolf whined twice.
Fangzheng was stunned: "You said this chicken was caught for me?"
The lone wolf nodded repeatedly, as if to say: Yes, I caught it for you, eat it quickly, it is delicious.
Fang Zheng looked at the plump old hen and then touched his bald head. He felt bitter in his heart. Even if he had a hundred and twenty thoughts of turning on meat, he could only bear it. If you scold someone, you will be struck by lightning. If you just turn on meat
, who knows how the system will punish him, directly throw him into the frying pan?
Fang Zheng gave up just thinking about it, so he said seriously: "Amitabha, Lone Wolf, it's your natural instinct to eat chicken. Besides, you don't believe in Buddhism and are not a Buddhist, so you can eat meat. However, I am a monk, and monks cannot kill or eat meat."
It's meat. If you want to eat this chicken, eat it. If you don't eat it, let it go."
The lone wolf was stunned when he heard this, then took the chicken in his mouth and left.
Fang Zheng looked at the plump body of the old hen. It didn't look like a wild one. He patted his bald head and shouted, "Wait a minute! Where did you get this chicken?" Fang Zheng pointed to the mountain and immediately added:
"There are no chickens on the mountain!" I thought: "Amitabha, he is evil again..."
PS: If nothing unexpected happens, the contract should be signed tomorrow. When the contract arrives, it all depends on the speed of the editor.