Wei Shengli rolled his eyes at her and said, "What is this stupid girl thinking about all day long?"
While talking, Black Bear had already run in front of the two of them. Wei Xiaolin closed her eyes and muttered: "Hei Xiong is blind, he can't see me, he can't see me..."
Wei Shengli was really helpless towards his daughter.
The black bear Lao Hei ran to Wei Shengli and stopped. Wei Shengli greeted him with a smile and threw the meat in his backpack to Lao Hei.
Lao Hei sniffed it, approached Wei Shengli and licked Wei Shengli's hand, then ran away with a large piece of meat in his mouth.
When she heard the footsteps disappearing, Wei Xiaolin opened her eyes and saw the big bear running away. She asked in confusion: "Is he really blind?"
Wei Shengli knocked on Wei Xiaolin's brain and said, "You stupid girl...what are you thinking about all day long? I'm not blind. I got the takeout, signed the order, and of course went back and ate it while it was hot."
Wei Xiaolin: "..."
After leaving the territory of the black bear, Wei Xiaolin began to mutter again: "Dad, you should resign. In this mountain, even the bears are male. Don't you miss my mother when you are here?"
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Xiaolin: "Dad, actually after you resign, you can also patrol the mountains."
Wei Shengli: "Which mountain are you patrolling?"
Wei Xiaolin: "The rockery in our bathtub."
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Shengli finally couldn't bear his daughter's nonsense and said, "Daughter, can we say something else?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while: "Okay, let's talk about my mother. Do you think my mother is lonely at home alone? Do you know the last name of the neighbor who lives next door to our house?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "You should be lonely. I really don't know the neighbor's last name."
Wei Xiaolin: "You are too careless. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of being missed. If there is a man named Wang next door, can you still go up the mountain with peace of mind?"
Wei Shengli: "..."
Wei Shengli finally understood that it was a lie for his daughter to shout that she wanted to go into the mountain for a few days, but it was true that she wanted to wear him down the mountain!
It seems impossible to expect Wei Xiaolin to give up this problem voluntarily.
So Wei Shengli took the initiative and asked: "Daughter, do you know what a roe deer is like?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while and said: "I don't know, I guess it's similar to a big mouse? Or similar to a badger? You can't look like Erha, right?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said: "It's all different, you guess again."
Wei Xiaolin said: "I heard people say that the roe deer is cute and cute. It is said that there are grass-mud horses abroad and snow-mud horses in the Northeast. The two idiots keep pace with each other. Could it be that it looks similar to a grass-mud horse?"
Wei Shengli smiled bitterly and said: "My daughter, when I go out in the future, let alone the daughter of the Northeast Forest Ranger."
Wei Xiaolin asked cutely: "Why?"
Wei Shengli: "Shameful."
Wei Xiaolin said, "If I don't say she is your daughter, then whose daughter is she?"
Wei Shengli said: "The Roe Deer's daughter."
Wei Xiaolin said: "It turns out that dad is a roe deer spirit! No wonder he has been stupidly guarding the mountain for so many years and refused to come down."
Wei Shengli shook his head, too lazy to discuss this with his daughter, and continued: "The roe deer is not a badger, nor a grass-mud horse, but... Hey, Cao Cao is here, look, there is one!"
Wei Xiaolin looked in the direction pointed by Wei Shengli, and saw a tremor in the bushes, and a silly face came out. The fur of the little thing was gray-brown. It looked a bit like an elk, but it was much smaller than an elk.
, the eyes are big, the nose is black, and the big black eyes look a bit cute.
A pair of ears kept shaking, as if trying to shake off a snowflake on it, but the snowflake couldn't be shaken off, and it didn't give up. It just kept shaking like crazy.
"Is this the roe deer?" Wei Xiaolin never expected that the roe deer would look like this: "But it's really cute, why doesn't he run away?"
Wei Shengli said: "The roe deer is naturally very curious, and he will only run away after he is sure that the other person is in danger. I have never touched a roe deer in the mountains for so many years, so he is naturally not afraid of me."
Wei Xiaolin pointed at herself and said, "But I've never been here before, and he doesn't seem to be afraid of me."
Wei Shengli said: "The logical explanation of Roe Deer is that he doesn't know what you are and whether you are dangerous, so he puts you in the non-dangerous category."
Wei Xiaolin said: "Then if I have the intention to harm Roe Deer, wouldn't he be dead?"
Wei Shengli smiled and said: "We used to have a forest farm here. It was not easy to eat meat in those days. But in the forest farm, the most indispensable thing is meat. What kind of meat do you think it is?"
Wei Xiaolin subconsciously said: "It can't be a roe deer, right?"
Wei Shengli nodded and said: "Yes, at that time we were cutting trees in the forest farm, and the cut wood rolled down the mountain... Oh, by the way, there was a joke at the time that said this.
Roe Deer A: What’s so noisy over there? Let’s go take a look?
Roe Deer B: It’s not spectacular to see from the side. Let’s go to the front.
So the two roe deer stood on the mountain path where the logs were rolling, looking up.
The wood rolled down...
Roe Deer A: "Wow, it's so spectacular. They rolled down. Do you think they will hit us?"
Roe Deer B: “I don’t know, we’ll find out after we take a look.”
Roe Deer A, Roe Deer B.
Forest farm workers: "Let's make dumplings tomorrow, stuffed with roe deer."
Roe Deer C: "Roe Deer A and Roe Deer B, it's very noisy over there. Let's go and have a look tomorrow."
Roe Deer Ding: "Okay."
Forest farm workers: “There is too much meat, what should I do if I can’t eat it?”
When Wei Xiaolin heard this, she was immediately stunned and said: "How did such a stupid animal survive to this day?"
Wei Shengli laughed and said: "Indeed, many people think so. I remember that there used to be a road at the foot of the mountain. Every time I drove past it at night, other animals would hide and run. The roe deer liked to run in front of the car, and then...
"
Wei Xiaolin said: "Don't think about it, I must be making dumplings."
Wei Xiaolin looked at the silly roe deer who was still looking at them. She didn't know they were discussing the silly roe deer stuffed with roe deer dumplings, and couldn't help but said: "Such a silly and cute creature, I guess he can only survive because of his cuteness."
Wei Shengli shook his head and said: "The main reason is that roe deer have a wide distribution and strong adaptability. They can still survive in places where other animals cannot survive."
While talking, the roe deer not only did not run away, but came closer, as if it wanted to confirm what these two two-legged fools were and whether they were dangerous.
Wei Xiaolin didn't move. She wondered whether she would touch the roe deer to feel the cuteness of this guy.
The roe deer got closer and closer, and finally it was only more than one meter away. He raised his head and moved forward. The moment he met Wei Xiaolin, Wei Xiaolin saw that the roe deer's face suddenly widened, and then he let out a cry, as if he had discovered a big monster.
As if, the moment she turned around, Wei Xiaolin saw that the hair on the roe deer's buttocks had exploded, revealing a patch of white buttocks, which looked very funny. But the speed at which it ran was unsatisfactory, and it disappeared in a whoosh.