Fang Zheng was stunned. Who and what happened he couldn't afford to offend? In Fang Zheng's impression, there were only people he didn't want to offend, and there were no people he couldn't afford to offend, right?
Before Fang Zheng could speak, the man had already turned around gracefully, got into a taxi, and said, "I've given you the words and the road has been pointed out. If you still don't know how to choose and continue to wade through the muddy waters, you'll have to bear the consequences!"
The taxi left, and Fang Zheng and Zhu Lin stood in the wind, messy.
"Master, is this guy mentally ill?" Zhu Lin knew what Fang Zheng was capable of, and it was definitely not something that a mortal could resist. But such a person was despised by a guy in a taxi...
Squirrel also said: "Master, you are being threatened. This is the funniest joke I have heard this year. Is he a tease you found?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "I don't know, forget it, leave him alone. The world is so big and we can't afford to smoke, why don't we let people's brains get winded?"
Zhu Lin gave Fang Zheng a roll of her eyes and said to herself: This guy is really... not serious!
Just then, a red light flashed from the side, and the red boy arrived.
Honghai'er said: "Master, what's the matter?"
Zhu Lin was startled by Hong Boy's sudden appearance, but this girl had always been very nervous and had thick nerves, so she immediately regained her composure.
Fang Zheng said: "Bring out the fireflies here, don't let them die, and send them home."
Honghai'er said in astonishment: "Master, I don't know where their home is."
Fang Zheng said: "Someone knows, here."
Fang Zheng pursed his lips at the captain of the security team in the distance. The captain of the security team really didn't dare to offend Fang Zheng, but Fang Zheng didn't leave, and he didn't dare to take it lightly. He glanced at Fang Zheng from time to time. When he saw Fang Zheng pouting at him, Suddenly I had a bad premonition, and subconsciously clamped my legs together, thinking to myself: "Isn't this master interested in me after a long drought? What should I say if he comes to express his love? He is giving in to force. Or would you rather die than surrender?"
Just when he was thinking wildly, his vision blurred, and then he felt his feet hanging in the air. He exclaimed: "Oh, I'm flying!"
A strange voice sounded in my ears: "Yes, you can still fall, do you want to try?"
When the captain of the security team turned around, he saw the red boy carrying him behind him. He recognized it as the disciple next to Fang Zheng. He was heartbroken. Who had he provoked? He just wanted to go to work quietly!
Not long after, Red Boy came back.
Fang Zheng said: "It's done?"
Hong Hai'er said: "That guy is quite big and timid. He will say anything when he scares him. I know where they are, master. Can I send them back now?"
Fang Zheng said: "Go ahead. Go early and come back early. The temple is still waiting for you to guard the door."
Red Boy glanced at Fang Zheng sadly, turned into a red light and rushed into the Dream Experience Hall. After a while, he flew into the sky with countless fireflies and headed straight to the south.
"Master, your disciple is so amazing. Of course, you must be even more amazing, right?" Zhu Lin asked with starry eyes.
Fang Zheng wiped his nose and said, "It's not bad. I'm quite capable of dealing with him."
Zhu Lin didn't understand what Fang Zheng meant. She just thought that Fang Zheng was more powerful. She came up to him and said slyly: "Master, can you fly? Can you take me to fly? I have never flown before when I grow up."
Fang Zheng thought about it thoughtfully, then shook his head and said, "No."
Zhu Lin asked in confusion: "Why?"
Fang Zheng said: "Flying is restricted today."
Zhu Lin said: "How can the pure heart fly?"
Fang Zheng said nonsensically in a serious tone: "My odd number and his even number, we can't say it anymore, it will give away the secret."
Zhu Lin: "What do you mean?"
boom!
A bolt of thunder struck in front of him.
Zhu Lin immediately shut up, then pulled Fang Zheng away, saying: "These gods... are so scary."
Fang Zheng nodded...
Squirrel stood on Fang Zheng's shoulder, speechless for a while. He realized that if his master lied, it would be... so shameless!
Zhu Lin treated her to a treat and checked into a fairly good hotel. Fang Zheng threw the squirrel on the bed and sat there looking at the scenery outside.
After a while, Zhu Lin also came. The two of them were bored and sat on the edge of the bed chatting. Fang Zheng casually took out his phone and looked at it. Fang Zheng was stunned when he saw someone in WeChat called Please Call Me God wanted to add him.
Friend! Look at the profile picture, he is a cool guy, but he can’t see his face clearly.
Fang Zheng thought it might have been recommended by a friend, so he added it.
As soon as the result was added, the other party said: "Very good, you still have the courage to face me, you are considered a man."
Fangzheng looked confused, what does this mean?
Zhu Lin said in surprise: "Master, I didn't expect that you still have romantic debts at such a young age... Amazing, amazing, a role model for us."
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at her and said, "Where does the romantic debt come from? This poor monk has never been close to a woman."
Zhu Lin was even more surprised and shouted: "Master, are you still a virgin?"
Fangzheng's forehead was covered with black lines and his face turned red. This was the first time that a beautiful girl asked him such a question in person.
But Fangzheng immediately thought, what happened to the virgin?
Being a virgin means he is pure!
He should be proud!
The ones who should be ashamed should be those messy lower body animals, right?
So Fang Zheng raised his head and said, "A poor monk has been a monk since he was a child. How could he be sexually attracted to women?"
Zhu Lin said with a little excitement: "Hey, I didn't expect to meet a virgin of such an age. It's not easy. Come and shake hands. I'm glad to meet you."
Fang Zheng was completely speechless. Why did he think that Zhu Lin in front of him instantly turned into a little devil when she heard that he was a virgin?
It's like an old pervert meeting a virgin.
Just as Fang Zheng was about to say something, there was another message on WeChat: "What? You dare to add me, but you don't dare to talk to me? Are you afraid? Since you know you are afraid, you still mess around?"
Fang Zheng looked confused, what did he do? He didn't do anything!
Zhu Lin came closer again, but Fang Zheng immediately pulled her away.
This woman is too dirty, and when it comes to dirty things, even ten Founders are no match for her, so it's better to leave her with nothing to dirty her with as soon as possible.
But Zhu Lin's eyes were also thieves. After taking a look, she chuckled and said, "It must be a romantic debt."
Fang Zheng was too lazy to pay attention to her, but answered a few questions to the person who called me God, and then asked: "Donor, who are you?"
The other party immediately replied: "We just met and don't know each other? Then let me remind you, there are some people you can't afford to offend!"
"It's that idiot!" Zhu Lin yelled as soon as she saw it.
This time Fang Zheng did not push her away, but nodded in agreement, as if to say: "Yes, it's that idiot!"