The mayor of Montenegro said: "Of course, if it's fake, it's guaranteed to be replaced. If you don't believe it, just call my office number and try."
After speaking, the other party sent a number.
Squirrel said: "It can't be true, right? Is that guy so powerful? Even the mayor of Montenegro is afraid of him?"
Fang Zheng chuckled, twisted his neck, cracked his wrists, and typed: "Since you want me to give it a try, I will give it a try, haha...Mayor? I know him too!"
The mayor of Montenegro said: "Haha, understanding and familiarity are not the same concepts."
Fang Zheng thought for a while and called County Magistrate Qi, asked for the WeChat ID of the Mayor of Heishan City, added it, and brought in Magistrate Qi along with him.
When I saw Fang Zheng dragging two people in, I was not happy: "What's going on? You're trying to fool me, right? Who are these two people? They came in to cause trouble?"
The real mayor of Montenegro City said: "No, I just came to see who is pretending to be me. Let me introduce myself. I am the mayor of Montenegro City, Li Zeming."
The mayor of Montenegro said: "Are you the mayor? Who am I? Who gave you the courage to pretend to be me? It seems that the Internet police have been too bored recently and it's time to give them overtime."
Li Zeming said: "No, they have already worked overtime. You are at Pengyu Hotel, right? They have gone."
The next moment, the mayor of Montenegro left the chat group, and at the same time, a brain in Pengyu Hotel quickly ran downstairs.
"Captain, are you arresting me?" asked a plainclothes man outside.
"Don't be in a hurry, just play the long game to catch the big fish, follow him and see where he goes. These swindlers do a lot of cheating, try to catch the big fish in one piece!" said the captain.
At the same time, on the Internet.
Please call me Shinto: "It turns out he is the mayor of this Montenegro city."
Fang Zheng was puzzled: "Are there any other Montenegro cities?"
Please call me Shinto: "Of course, you are too ignorant. I just invited another mayor of Montenegro City."
Fang Zheng and Zhu Lin were completely speechless. This person really treats everyone in the world as fools!
At this moment, Please Call Me God brought in a few more people. Their names were also extremely scary. They were all ministers of various ministries of the central government.
Please call me Shen also officially changed his name. When the name was revealed, Fang Zheng and Zhu Lin were startled! The name was: "Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations Peacekeeping Forces, Wu Zhennan!"
Zhu Lin said in surprise: "Wow, is this guy mentally ill or has his IQ not recharged? Commander-in-chief of the United Nations peacekeeping forces? Why is he not the president of the country?"
County Magistrate Qi also asked the same question: "Qi Dongsheng, Magistrate of Songwu County, when did the Commander-in-Chief of the United Nations come to China? Why didn't I know?"
Wu Zhennan didn't say anything, but a man named the Minister of Culture said: "How can I talk to the commander? Why should I say hello to a small county magistrate like you when it comes to international events?"
County Magistrate Qi chuckled and said, "I'm just curious. Besides, no one will believe you if you don't explain."
The Minister of Armed Forces said: "Six months ago, the United Nations moved to China. Founder, you caused Commander Wu heavy losses, and you must give him an explanation. Stop slandering him immediately before making compensation, and immediately post an apology on Weibo for the Firefly incident.
.End this farce as soon as possible!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he remembered that all these things were related to fireflies, but what was the relationship between fireflies and pretenders?
Fang Zheng asked: "You opened the Dream Experience Center?"
Wu Zhennan said: "Why would I run such a low-end thing? However, my friends were running the fireflies they worked so hard to catch, but they were harmed by you. Why should there be an explanation?"
When Zhu Lin heard this, she exclaimed: "Caught? Not bred?"
At this moment, the Minister of Culture immediately said: "Our friend has the best experts in the world and can artificially cultivate fireflies by himself, but the cost is not low. You have destroyed the market and caused him huge economic losses. This is unacceptable.
Forgiven!"
The mayor of Montenegro City also asked: "Oh? Artificially cultivate fireflies? As far as I know, no one in the country can artificially breed fireflies. First, the technology is immature and cannot be cultivated indoors. If outdoor forest farming is contracted, if the mountains themselves have
Fireflies live, so it’s okay to protect them.”
Wu Zhennan immediately said: "That's how they raised them, and then they went up the mountain to catch them. That's why I said catch them."
The mayor of Montenegro sneered: "Ignorance! Fireflies are ecological indicator organisms, and they have very high requirements on the environment. Although they are beneficial insects, they are still insects after all. Once the number becomes too large, they will destroy the ecology and die in large numbers! Therefore,
Breeding in the wild is just a way of saying it, and it cannot be operated perfectly! Please learn common sense before lying, okay?"
"How dare you! How can you talk to the commander? The commander manages the joint armies all over the world and has everything to do every day. Is it strange that he doesn't understand these things?" said the Minister of Culture.
Wu Zhennan said: "It is true that the ignorant are fearless. Fang Zheng, I will give you the last minute to think about it, and immediately compensate, apologize, and apologize! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"
The mayor of Montenegro smiled: "I want to see how you are so rude to Abbot Fangzheng in my territory."
At the same time, in the office of the mayor of Montenegro, Mayor Li Zeming said: "Don't rush to arrest people first, fish for a while and see who else is behind."
The police chief of Montenegro City nodded and said: "I also think this matter is not that simple. They are not ordinary liars. They organized a copycat United Nations, but they deceived many people and defrauded a lot of money. Not only did they have an office, but they also
They have various uniforms and certificates. According to our investigation, they fled to our city last month. Before that, they had committed crimes in many cities, but the things they committed so far were not major and did not cause much trouble.
Pay attention. This time they dare to brave the wind in front of you. They are afraid that someone has offered a high price and asked them to scare Abbot Fangzheng into withdrawing from the Firefly incident."
The mayor of Montenegro nodded and said: "People die for money and birds die for food. It seems that the other party has thrown in a lot of food. Have you contacted Y? Illegal capture of endangered species should at least have an explanation."
The police chief smiled bitterly and said: "This... is really difficult to solve. Fireflies are indicator organisms. Due to environmental pollution, people's wanton capture, and some people in some places think that fireflies are pests and they are killed indiscriminately, that's why fireflies are caused.
Fireflies are endangered in our country, but there are still many abroad... so there is no special protection for animals. There is no provision saying that they are not allowed to be caught..."
The mayor of Montenegro said angrily: "Does it have to be almost extinct before it can be protected?"
p: I have been researching on copycatting the United Nations for a while, and until I wrote it, I still find it incredible. How could these scammers deceive themselves into it? Is it true that there is no way to live without being crazy? Are movie stars among the people?