"Don't worry, no matter what you give birth to, as long as you give birth normally and I'm here, you'll be fine!" A bearded doctor said with great confidence, while putting on a mask, he said: "Well, relax,
Okay, listen to my command, take a deep breath... and use... Oh my god!"
The doctor suddenly exclaimed and ran away without looking back!
Before Bai Yi even had time to use up all his strength, he saw the old doctor who usually walked slowly suddenly ran out of the Leba Shimai effect, broke out of the door, and disappeared!
Several other auxiliary doctors were obviously stunned. They lowered their heads and looked at the crotch of the white clothes, and then exclaimed: "Bomb!"
Then a group of people also ran away.
Bai Yi was left lying on the bed, screaming in pain: "Come back...you...bastards! Bastards! Ah...it hurts me so much..."
Bai Yi didn't know how long he screamed. Anyway, he saw more and a few more people came, but they were not doctors, but bomb disposal experts...
Then he heard the expert angrily yell: "This is not a time bomb. Those doctors are making such a fuss! It's too outrageous. Can't we just be careful?"
"Teacher, where is the lead?" a child's voice sounded.
"That's the umbilical cord!" a probe came in and shouted.
The bomb disposal expert glared at him and said, "I'll provide the lead, and you'll provide the umbilical cord! Come here!"
The doctor said: "Are you sure it won't explode?"
"This is an umbilical cord and not a lead, what are you afraid of?" the bomb disposal expert said speechlessly.
The doctor then breathed a sigh of relief, then came over and muttered: "How could a good, living person have a lump... strange, strange, it was still a natural birth from the vagina."
Bai Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Shut up, or I'll kill you!"
The doctor quickly shut up and asked the bomb disposal expert: "Cut it?"
The bomb disposal expert said: "Slow down, little by little, it will be bad if there are fuses inside. Damn it, I am beginning to doubt life, a life bomb... I am a bomb disposal expert, I want to give people
It’s enough to do the job of delivering babies!”
The doctor carefully cut the umbilical cord bit by bit. The bomb disposal expert carefully observed it and made sure there was no metal wire inside. Then he said: "Cut it. It's okay. It's just an umbilical cord."
"Are you sure you're fine?" the doctor asked.
The bomb disposal expert said: "Theoretically it's fine."
The doctor muttered: "Theoretically, people can also produce bombs..."
"It's so long-winded, let's cut it," said the bomb disposal expert.
The doctor nodded, went down with the scissors, and cut it open!
At that moment, everyone tensed up their nerves. Although bomb disposal experts thought it was theoretically fine. However, the matter in front of them could not be evaluated theoretically, so everyone was scared to death, but they still did it.
.
The scissors fell, the umbilical cord was severed, and the bomb suddenly made two beeps.
"Get down!" the bomb disposal expert shouted after lying down.
The others then got down and looked at the bomb disposal expert angrily, as if to say, "Cao Nima, you only yelled after you got down, you are going to trick us!"
The bomb disposal expert didn't blush at all, as if he didn't know anything. After waiting for a while and seeing that the bomb didn't explode, he tentatively stood up, looked at the bomb, and said, "It's okay...get up."
Everyone looked at this worthless bastard bomb disposal expert with great resentment, but when they thought about it carefully, if this guy had any character, would he come here to live his life? So they were relieved!
Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief...
boom!
A loud bang!
It seemed as if the whole building was shaking, and then screams were heard one after another!
People passing by outside the building looked up when they heard the noise and saw several windows shaking. Then, thick red smoke came out of the unclosed windows!
"What is that?" Almost everyone asked subconsciously.
At the same time, pointing to the backyard of the temple, Hong Hai'er also asked: "Master, what exactly did you let Bai Yi give birth to? It couldn't really be a bomb, right? If it really exploded, wouldn't it kill people?"
Fang Zheng played with his phone silently without saying a word.
The squirrel sat on Fang Zheng's shoulder, followed by looking at the phone, and read: "The hottest pepper in the world, pepper X. The spicierness of pepper
Ten thousand to twenty thousand Scoville units, Chili X reached a terrifying 3.18 million Scoville units..."
"Master, you don't know how to use this thing, do you? It will also kill people." Hong Hai'er exclaimed.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "My master is not that cruel. Chili Pepper is still the same chili pepper, but it can't kill anyone."
Red Boy curled his lips and said: "That kind of terrorist deserves to die, it is justice for God. If it were me, I would use the hottest one!"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Sometimes, living is more painful than dying, for example..."
"Ah... what the hell is this!" The bomb disposal expert screamed and crawled out of the room. Yes, crawling... walking was impossible, and his whole body was trembling.
The bomb disposal expert's apprentice also crawled out and shouted: "Teacher, this... a sneeze... good... looks like a chili pepper... a sneeze!"
"Chili pepper! Special... special pepper! My wife is irritated, it hurts... sneeze!" The doctor also crawled out.
"Get me out... Ah Zhi! It's spicy... it's spicy!" Bai Yi's scream came from inside.
The three of them looked at each other and saw that each other's face was red, with snot and tears flowing down uncontrollably. Touching their own faces made it feel burning and painful... Then, more and more tears appeared, and everything they looked at could be seen.
Vaguely.
Someone came over and tried to drag them away, but as soon as they touched them, they exclaimed: "Wow, it's so spicy, my hands are so spicy, it hurts!"
"Don't use your hands with hooks!"
And then someone literally dragged them out with a hook…
And poor Bai Yi was taken out twenty minutes later. At that time, the chili noodles floating in the air had fallen. When people took Bai Yi out, they couldn't believe that it was Bai Yi...
"What is that fat, red guy over there?"
"Shh, that's the red devil's white clothes."
"The one who gave birth to the chili bomb? The doctor who delivered him is in a miserable state now."
"Shh, keep your voice down, Bai Yi is now the popular one in Jiang Jun's eyes."
"Isn't the general unwilling to associate with the Red Devils? What's going on?"
"The general seems to be interested in the chili bombs he made..."
"Well……"
…
At this moment, Bai Yi started shouting again: "I... grass... started... again! I'm pregnant again, help!"
When they heard that she was pregnant again, the two soldiers who were originally carrying the stretcher were so frightened that their hands softened, and their white clothes fell to the ground with a clatter, making them scream.