The squirrel was stunned, swung his tail, pointed at himself and said, "Shall I answer the question?"
Boss Qian nodded and said, "Yes, you answer it!"
It was the first time for Squirrel to be the spokesman of Yizhi Temple. He was a little excited. He pointed at himself excitedly and asked, "Then what should I answer?"
Many people were so cute by this little guy and took photos.
Some people are also worried that Squirrel will be bullied and become increasingly displeased with Boss Qian.
Boss Qian didn’t care about that, but brought up the old question again: “You advertised to trick us, but you didn’t sell tea. What does that mean? There are so many people waiting at the door for so long, and you just don’t sell it.
What's wrong? You are committing fraud, do you know that?"
Boss Qian's momentum is extremely strong, at least he is very confident when it comes to a little squirrel.
However……
The squirrel widened his cute eyes and asked, "What advertisement?"
Boss Qian: “…”
puff!
Many people complained on the spot, this dialogue... was so cute!
Boss Qian looked at the squirrel intently, and after making sure that the little thing was not playing tricks on him, he said: "You advertised on the TV station, saying that you have the best Hanzhu tea here, don't you know?"
The squirrel decisively shook his head cutely and said, "I don't know, what's wrong?"
What's wrong?
What's wrong?!
Boss Qian had the urge to go crazy. Only then did he realize that hitting someone is not necessarily a fist-to-fist fight. The most devastating thing is punching the air with all your strength. It is a waste of effort and the feeling of vomiting blood!
Boss Qian said: "You lied to us. You advertised that tea was good, but when we came, we said there was no tea. Do you understand? You lied!"
The squirrel scratched his head and said, "Liar? Our tea is good, it's really good. But why are you here? Are you advertising that we sell tea?"
Boss Qian: “…”
Listening to Squirrel's words, Boss Qian's eyes almost popped out of his head. What the hell... is this naive, or is he a thief? These questions are simply killer!
"Haha..." Song Ming couldn't bear it any longer, holding his stomach and laughing.
As she took the lead, the others also started laughing...
For a moment, Boss Qian felt like a complete fool!
Looking at that cute stupid squirrel again, I just feel that this guy is more cunning than a monkey!
Boss Qian waved his hand and said: "Okay, you can go."
The squirrel walked away with an inexplicable look on his face.
When Boss Qian saw that everyone was still laughing, he glared at them one by one, and everyone also tried not to laugh.
Boss Qian rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, the abbot has already said that we are here in vain, there is no tea, let's go! I have told you a long time ago that the advertisements are all deceptive and exaggerated. Hanzhu
Tea? This is the first time I heard that bamboo leaves can be used as tea. Isn’t this nonsense?”
After everyone heard this, they remembered that their tea seemed to have been ruined.
Everyone was complaining, but since they didn't sell or give tea, there was no point in staying here any longer.
So, one by one, they started to prepare to leave.
At this moment, a faint fragrance floated over...
Everyone is a good tea connoisseur. As for the taste, especially the taste of tea, no matter where it is produced three miles away, they can still tell the difference at first smell.
So, everyone stopped subconsciously...
"What does this smell like?" someone exclaimed.
Tang Chen said in surprise: "What a unique fragrance. It's different from ordinary tea. It seems to be the unique fragrance of bamboo! What kind of tea is this?"
Song Ming's eyes clearly lit up, and he said: "The fragrance is not the kind of fragrance that comes from heavy makeup, but a fragrance that is fresh and refreshing... But where does this smell come from? No one drinks tea nearby?"
Tang confusedly said: "The fragrance of this tea is clear but not strong, but it is not blown away by the wind. This is really unheard of."
When Song Ming heard what Tang Mumu said, he suddenly noticed this key point.
In the winter, the northeast and northwest winds blow constantly. It stands to reason that any fragrance will be blown away by this strong wind.
But this touch of elegant fragrance, as if ignoring the existence of the wind, floated to everyone's noses, and the fragrance was deep in their bones.
Boss Jia also praised: "Good tea, good tea! As soon as you smell it, your mouth will be full of saliva, and you will almost be greedy. If you take a sip...suck it..."
Boss Jia actually drooled.
While everyone was filled with admiration, Boss Qian's eyes were filled with uncertainty. Obviously, he was different from everyone who asked for tea, at least his purpose was not simple.
Just when everyone was admiring, a salted fish was holding a big bowl. The big bowl was steaming, and there were green leaves like jade floating in it. Under the sunlight, the leaves became more and more crystal clear, which made
The feeling that one's eyes light up.
Almost subconsciously, everyone gathered around and looked at the tea leaves carefully. They all exclaimed: "The best cold bamboo tea!"
“This is really the best cold bamboo tea!”
“The ads didn’t lie to us, Hanzhu Tea really exists!”
"This scent is so delicious!"
"The closer you smell it, the more fragrant it becomes!"
"Hey? What kind of tea set is that tea-making thing? Why haven't you seen it before?"
"Bah! That's a crappy tea set. It's just a big tea bowl, and the water it uses is just boiled water!"
"This... this is too bastard, you are ruining the baby!"
…
When Xianyu heard this, he rolled his eyes at them and said, "They are all water drinkers, what's the waste? We all drink like this."
"That's because you don't understand tea ceremony!"
"That's right, this tea should be brewed in the best purple clay pot!"
"Han Bamboo belongs to Yin, so it should be soaked in water from Yang Fire! Only then can its excellent taste be stimulated!"
"Stop talking, my mouth is watering just thinking about it."
"If you take a sip of this tea, tsk tsk..."
Gudong...
Just when everyone was talking about how it was to take a sip, Xianyu raised his head and took a big sip. The sound of the cow half-drinking made everyone's hearts bleed.
An old man beat his chest, pointed at the salted fish and shouted, "What a waste of natural resources!"
Song Ming also said: "This is not how you drink tea."
Tang Chen followed: "You all said that the yield of this tea is not high, but you still drink it like this. It really... really makes me feel bad!"
Boss Jia followed: "Master Xianyu, don't waste this good thing. Look, how much does your bowl of tea cost? Can I buy it?"
As soon as Boss Jia opened his mouth, someone immediately shouted: "I'll pay you a thousand yuan!"
When Boss Jia heard this, he became anxious and immediately said: "I will pay two thousand!"
"Ten thousand!"
"Fifteen thousand!"
"This is a tea that is more precious than Dahongpao. It has a price but no market. Why do you call me such a price? Are you bullying my ancestors because I don't know how to count?" Xianyu gave them a big roll of his eyes, then raised his head and said
The big bowl of tea was drank in one gulp by the eyes of everyone who were in disbelief, reluctant to part with it, heartbroken and extremely angry!