Lao Zhou, who climbed up the ladder to make rubbings, heard the noise and looked down, only to see a black shadow rising into the sky and jumping directly onto his head!
He looked up and saw a gust of wind blowing. The dark clouds parted, revealing a full moon!
He saw that against the background of the moon, a black shadow of a monkey was extremely clear. The monkey was holding a stick!
"Stick? I..." Old Zhou Gang wanted to hide.
Bang!
Plop!
The monkey looked at Lao Zhou, who had fallen off the edge and his head was stuck in the snowdrift, motionless. He threw away the stick, clapped his hands and said, "You still come to our Yizhi Temple to steal things like this? How unprofessional!"
Then the monkey tied the two people with ropes, dragged them directly to the entrance of Yizhi Temple, and hung them on a tree.
At this time, Hong Hai'er and Xianyu came back. The two guys brought a lot of things in big and small packages, including some winter vegetables prepared by the villagers for Yizhi Temple. As soon as they arrived at the door, they saw
The monkey hung people on the tree. Red Boy asked in confusion: "Brother, what happened to these two people? Why did they hang people on the tree? After all, we are also Buddhists. Isn't this a bit too much?"
The monkey told what they had done. When Red Boy heard this, he raised his eyebrows, dropped the bag, and cursed: "These two bastards actually smeared red paint on the stone tablet? Damn, hang it higher! I'll hang it!"
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Xianyu shook his head and said, "What are you doing hanging so high? What if you freeze to death?"
Hong Hai'er said: "Then let them go like this?"
Xianyu shook his head and said: "We can't let them go. The police have to deal with it. But we can't freeze people to death, right? I think we should light a fire under them to keep them warm and show our humanity.
The aspect of transformation. My Buddha is compassionate, Amitabha..."
The monkey scratched his head and said, "You've been talking about it for a long time, isn't it just barbecue?"
Xianyu rolled his eyes at the monkey and said, "What are you talking about? Have you ever seen people roasted? Even if they are roasted, it is unnecessary loss caused by our kind mistakes. Our original intention is good!"
The monkey took action and said: "Amitabha, junior brother is right."
These words were heard by Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in the tree. After listening, they both cried!
Who said the animals on the mountain are so cute and gentle?
This is not an animal!
This is a monster!
Going to bake them soon!
I thought these monsters were joking, but it turned out that these guys actually got some firewood, hung them under a relatively remote tree outside the temple, and lit a fire...
"Don't be like this! If you have something to say, let's talk it over. We'll tell you whatever you ask us." Seeing these monsters about to have barbecue, Lao Zhang was really scared.
When Red Boy heard this, he immediately became happy and asked the salted fish and monkey beside him: "Do you have anything to ask?"
The two guys looked confused and shook their heads subconsciously, asking what?
The monkey said: "What are you asking? What's there to ask? They stole things, and we ate barbecue...ahem...we kept them warm. Such a benevolent and kind act, I was almost touched by myself."
When Lao Zhang heard this, he immediately cried. He thought these people were trying to scare him and wanted to ask something.
As a result, these guys just simply wanted to eat barbecue!
Just when Lao Zhang and Lao Li were about to collapse, Xianyu suddenly raised his paw and shouted: "I have a problem!"
Lao Zhang and Lao Li looked at each other and saw the hope in each other's eyes, and said to themselves: So they are trying to scare us, there is still something wrong with them. In this case, we are still valuable and we should not die.
Lao Li shouted: "Ask! Just ask, as long as we are let go, we will tell you everything we know!"
Xianyu asked seriously: "Are you allergic to chili peppers? I don't want to eat barbecue with a pinch of red lumps here and there. Also, no runny nose or sneezing."
"I have a question too, are you allergic to cumin?" Monkey also asked.
When Lao Zhang and Lao Li heard this, their faces suddenly darkened. Do these grandsons only know how to eat?
Red Boy coughed dryly and said, "Stop talking nonsense."
Lao Zhang and Lao Li seem to have seen hope again...have they finally stopped playing tricks on us?
Just listen to Hong Hai'er say: "The fire is so small, they will freeze to death, increase the fire, for example like this..."
After saying that, Red Boy opened his mouth and blew out a ball of flame, and the firewood below instantly rose to a high level! A rolling heat wave rose into the sky, and Lao Zhang and Lao Li only felt a burst of heat in their feet that were about to freeze.
, feeling like they were about to be burned on a teppanyaki, the two of them screamed.
Seeing the red boy breathing fire again, the two of them knew that they were really encountering a monster!
"Don't eat us!"
"Help, the monster is eating people!"
"We were wrong, brother and gentlemen, please let us go."
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It's a pity that Honghai'er and the others didn't pay attention to them at all, but kept chatting to themselves.
Xianyu said: "This won't work. The fire is too strong and it will burn easily."
After saying that, Xianyu opened his mouth and sprayed out a jet of water, and the fire immediately weakened.
The monkey said: "There is not much firewood left, I will add more."
But the wood that the monkey caught was all wood in the snow, which was very wet, and when he threw it into the fire, the result was...
Rolling black smoke rises into the sky!
Lao Zhang and Lao Li, who were hanging on the tree, could only feel the darkness in front of their eyes. They were coughing with tears and snot in their noses. At the same time, the heat brought by the black smoke made the two sweat profusely, and they almost ran out of energy to cry...
Under the tree, Xianyu secretly asked Honghai'er: "You're not going to die from playing, are you?"
Hong Hai'er shook his head and said: "Don't worry, with me, they can't die. The death penalty can be avoided, but this living crime, hum... is enough for them."
Lao Zhang and Lao Li were really crying. For the first time, they regretted going up the mountain to steal something.
When they promised the benefactor to go up the mountain to steal things, it turned out that they were not good people in the first place.
Secondly, stealing is not a serious crime. If you are really caught, those who can be beaten will be frightened, and those who cannot be beaten will cry and pretend to be miserable. As long as the other party has some conscience, they will have a chance to run away.
Thirdly, even if he is caught, he won't be sentenced to much punishment.
Therefore, the five people came with confidence!
But now, they suddenly discovered that their little calculation was wrong!
Of course their calculation was correct, but one thing was wrong. What they were facing was not a human being!
But a monster!
The monster doesn't play according to common sense at all!
Seeing that he was out of breath, Lao Li finally couldn't help but shouted: "Brother Monster, we don't want to steal either. Someone paid a big price for us to steal. You let us talk,
If we don’t tell you, if you eat us, others will come again in the future.”