Honghai'er said: "Master, how about we return it."
Fang Zheng looked at the hat, then at the pitiful looks of the disciples, shook his head slightly and said, "A teacher wouldn't wear this, but let's do this for now."
After saying that, Fang Zheng took the hat away.
Then when I entered the house, I sighed, it was still a bit cold.
Then Fang Zheng put on his hat...
"Uh, Master, you are outside the house..." The squirrel wanted to ask curiously.
But he was covered by the monkey.
"Uh, junior brother, what's going on?" Squirrel asked in confusion.
The monkey sighed: "Master just said not to do it. Although cuckoldry is not a good thing in people's eyes, Master also said that what the heart thinks is what the heart wants. Master is telling us with actions that there is
Sometimes, thoughts are more important than gifts, and he accepted our thoughts. That's it..."
Squirrel said: "There is so much knowledge... Why can't I think of it?"
"Because your brain is basically used to think about food." Xianyu muttered.
The squirrel waved its paws angrily and said, "How did you know? Were you peeping?"
Everyone: "..."
At this time, Honghai'er said: "Although Master accepted the gift, the gift failed to be delivered after all! No, I have to find the seller to talk it over!"
The monkey said: "So far, bad review!"
Xianyu also said: "Yes, give him a bad review! A big bad review!"
The squirrel raised its paw and said, "I agree!"
Lone Wolf said: "As senior brother, I would like to express my support."
Although they say so, a few little guys also understand that negative reviews still have a great impact on businesses.
Moreover, the other party might actually make a mistake. After all, no one would buy a cuckold.
Therefore, the red boy screamed fiercely, but he still contacted the seller first and asked: "Is he there? I want a blue hat, why did you mail me a green hat?"
After waiting for a while, there was no word from the other party.
"It's impossible. When I was shopping before, I asked and the other person responded instantly. Why is there no one here now?" Hong Boyer muttered.
Squirrel said: "Maybe they are busy, otherwise, let's wait."
Honghai'er thought for a moment and said, "Okay."
Xianyu said: "I think that guy just pretended not to see it on purpose."
"Impossible, people can't be so bad." Squirrel said.
Xianyu said: "It will only get worse!"
…
The next day, Honghaier checked his phone from time to time, but as a result, the other party never responded.
Xianyu said: "If I were you, I would change my number and give it a try."
When Hong Hai'er thought about it, it was indeed true.
So Honghaier went out, borrowed a mobile phone from a pilgrim, and contacted the merchant again.
result……
"Dear, what do you want to buy? These are all treasures imported from abroad. They are absolutely high-quality and low-priced. They are fair-minded and you will be fined ten for every fake!"
When Red Boy saw it, his face turned dark immediately.
Squirrel said angrily: "Why is he ignoring us when he obviously has time? This is... too much! There are such shameless people in the world!"
Honghaier returned the phone to the pilgrim, then silently took out his own phone, wrote down the negative review, and then wrote down the whole thing in detail, and finally added, such an irresponsible merchant will not be punished in the future.
I won’t buy it either!
After posting the negative review, Honghaier felt better and was about to turn off her phone.
As a result, the phone responded immediately. When I looked down, the merchant who had been pretending to be dead and absent had actually appeared!
Moreover, as soon as the merchant appeared, he heard: "Dear, why did you give a negative review? If you give a good review, I will send you a five-yuan red envelope."
Honghaier chuckled and said, "Am I the one who needs the five yuan? You call me first, and I'll think about it later."
Merchant: "..."
Merchant: "Dear, you give me a good review first, and the rest will be easy to talk about."
Honghai'er said: "It's okay to give me a good review, but I want to return it. You'll get free shipping."
The merchant said: "Dear, we don't provide this service. At most, we can help you return the goods. You have to pay for the postage yourself."
Honghai'er said: "If you don't do it, it's obviously your fault. Why do you ask me to pay for the postage? It's up to you to either return the postage with the postage included or give you a bad review!"
The merchant said: "You'd better not do this, my patience is limited."
Honghai'er said: "My patience is also limited."
Merchant: "It's been a long time since I've had a drink. Please change it now!"
The red boy looked at it, grinned, and shouted: "Hey! I thought my temper was bad enough, but this guy is even worse than me! I can't bear my bad temper!"
So Red Boy said: "Why should I change it back for you? I asked you to mail it blue, but you give me green. What are you going to do?"
Merchant: "What are you doing? Do you know you made a mistake? If you make a mistake, won't you return the product? Won't you tell me? If I solve it for you, it's over. Why do you want to give me a bad review?"
"I told you, but you ignored me."
"I'm so busy that I don't have time to talk to you. I'll be free when I'm done."
"I just used another account to talk to you, why did you reply so quickly?"
The merchant was silent for a while, and then said in a more stern tone: "Nonsense, I thought it was a buyer, so of course I have to serve you immediately! Why don't you just buy a broken hat and I'll deal with it later? Also, give it to me right away.
Delete the negative review and I will return it to you."
"Return? Yes, you'll get free shipping." Honghai'er said.
"Are you an idiot? It would be great to return the product to you, but you still want me to provide free shipping? Am I your father? Then I will take care of you!" the merchant said arrogantly.
Honghai'er immediately became angry: "Who do you think you are? Are you the devil?"
"You are the devil! Your whole family is the devil!" the merchant shouted.
Red Boy said: "You are not the Bull Demon King, why are you pretending to be my father? I will not return the product, and the negative review will be permanent!"
Merchant: "Okay, if you don't have to drink wine for a toast, right? I know your home address. Just wait. I'll buy a plane ticket right now and go to your place tomorrow and hack you to death!"
This is the first time Hong Hai'er has seen such a fierce person. He dares to challenge him and chop him to death! Does he think he is Fang Zheng?
Hong Hai'er sneered: "You said this, I'm waiting here, if you have the ability, come over!"
This was the first time the merchant encountered such a fierce person, and he dared to let him pass. This clearly shows that he has the value of force.
So the merchant said: "Don't think you can show off in just a few moments. I know the address of your home! I will block the door of your home and chop down every one who comes out of your house! I'll chop your whole family to death!"
Red Boy looked back at his senior brothers, the monkey and the lone wolf who were carrying thousands of kilograms of snowballs to build a snowman, the squirrel that came and went like lightning, quickly decorating the snowman, and the salty boy who was sitting there and being hit with money by countless people.