Fangzheng looked outside the car. The snow was still so thick, and then he looked at the long legs next to his seat...
Fang Zheng said that he couldn't understand the world anymore! Isn't this woman afraid of the cold?
Zhu Lin was in a good mood today. She had been a network anchor for so long, and she had achieved some success. Gradually, she began to like to live broadcast at will, live broadcasting wherever she went. And with her sweet appearance, coupled with her unabashed
Ben Xing left the country and won the title of Queen of Dirty. She also has 30,000 fans and is living a good life.
Today, Zhu Lin chose to go home. At the same time, she also wanted to play a big game and wear shorts to challenge the winter in Northeast China! But the consequences are...
"Huhu... I swear I will never play like this again. My frozen thighs are like your dicks, almost hard." Zhu Lin rubbed her legs and used friction to generate heat.
"Pfft! It's as cold as my dick... She deserves to be the Queen of Dirty, she's so awesome that she can't explain it!"
"Ha ha……"
"Queen of Dirty, I will reward you with a Ferrari, warm it up, haha..."
"The big rocket flies by, let's go, let's go..."
Seeing this, Zhu Lin suddenly became happy: "Thank you for the compliments, babies. It is indeed much warmer. Look, everyone, I am sitting on the long-distance bus back to my hometown. How about it? My car in Northeast China is quite new, right? By the way, everyone
Guess what kind of person will be sitting in the seat next to me today. A girl? A man? An old man? An old woman, or a cute girl? If you guess, you will win a prize, and you will be rewarded with a joke!"
"Must be a **cute girl!"
"The boss's cute girl!"
"I feel like the filthy queen is getting hot. Don't fantasize about handsome guys and young boys, filthy queen. She might be a monk!"
"Ah! Shut your crow mouths. Even if you are a monk, you must be a handsome monk! Just like... like... Huh? Just like that one! Look, everyone, this anchor caught a live, wild,
A handsome, fair little monk!" Zhu Lin turned her camera and aimed it at the car window, where she saw Fang Zheng, who was a little confused.
"Wow, this monk is very upright!"
"A real monk and a fake monk? He can't be an actor, right?"
"Long legs, thin lips, good figure... Tsk, queen, come on! Eat her alive, we want to watch the bloody live broadcast!"
"You beasts, can't you say something nice? Uh... He seems to have really come this way, walked around the back of the car, and got in!" Zhu Lin said blankly, thinking to herself: "It's not such a coincidence.
Well, I just said it casually..."
"Dirty Queen, he is looking at you..."
"I know, everyone in the car is looking at me, as if they were looking at a mentally ill person." Zhu Lin laughed at herself.
"The Dirty Queen is here. She won't really sit next to you, will she?"
"If you sit next to you, I will reward you with a big rocket! From now on, you will not be the Queen of Dirty, you will be the great prophet - the Queen of Dirty!"
"Amitabha, donor, can you give me up? This is my seat." Fang Zheng came to Zhu Lin and was a little confused. In this winter, with these long legs, are they really not afraid of the cold? The point is, Fang Zheng hasn't been seen for a long time.
Such a refreshing and beautiful girl, I feel a little excited, but more embarrassed...
"Ah? Ah! Oh..." Zhu Lin was also confused, not because Fang Zheng was so handsome, but - this is too much of a coincidence!
Zhu Lin turned sideways and gave up her position.
Fangzheng didn't move, it was so narrow, and the beauty was still turning sideways. It didn't matter if she was being fooled when she walked by. If she was, it would be great fun.
"Not enough?" Zhu Lin asked.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, that one is a bit narrow."
"Pfft... Haha... Dirty Queen, the monk thinks yours is a bit narrow!"
"Hey, dirty queen, I find this monk is dirtier than you..."
"Shut up!" Zhu Lin roared on the spot after seeing the messages from these animals.
People in the car were so frightened that everyone in the car looked over. Zhu Lin quickly responded with a smile and said: "Don't get me wrong, we are doing a live broadcast and there are many animals in it."
Everyone was speechless. Considering that Zhu Lin was a beautiful girl and apologized sincerely, no one said anything.
Fang Zheng suddenly realized that he might not be able to have any peace in the car this time...
Zhu Lin saw that Fang Zheng really didn't want to go in, so she stood up helplessly and said, "Is it okay this time?" The word "bar" was drawn out very long, and she felt a little unhappy.
Usually, if she gave up her seat like this in a car, which man wouldn't happily squeeze in? This is better, there is a kind of "if you don't let me sit down" attitude. Zhu Lin felt unhappy and muttered: "What about this little monk?
You are like an eminent monk... I want to see if you are really so serious."
Fang Zheng sat down, and Zhu Lin followed suit. She deliberately pointed the camera at Fang Zheng, rolled her eyes, and said, "Babies, let me tell you a joke."
"The Dirty Queen is going to go all out again, just sit back and wait!"
"There is a thing that can be long or short. Easterners are short and Westerners are long. Women can use the men's thing after marriage. Monks have it but don't use it. What do you think it is?" After speaking, Zhu Lin glanced at it.
A square look.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he felt unhappy. He said this in front of him... This woman was really... very interesting to say.
Although Fangzheng became a monk, he was still a young man at heart. He surfed the Internet when he had nothing to do, and he did not regard himself as a permanent monk. He had not met many women before, and he found it quite novel to suddenly meet such an interesting woman.
Yes, so he looked at Zhu Lin with a smile.
Seeing this, Zhu Lin was completely speechless. Didn't this monk understand what she meant? Or was he simply a stinky monk and a fake monk?
Zhu Lin didn't say anything, and there was already a quarrel in the live broadcast room.
"I don't care, don't stop me, don't persuade me, I'll just say it's a dick!"
"I knew there would be idiots like this upstairs! But you did a great job!"
"If you don't talk about dick, you are not worthy of the dirty queen!"
"But I also want to say, can you let me see that monk? He's so handsome..."
Zhu Lin looked at the gender of the other party's ID, male...
Seeing that Fang Zheng was unmoved, Zhu Lin had an idea and pushed Fang Zheng with her arm and asked, "What is your name for this master?"
Fang Zheng put his hands together and said, "Poor monk Fang Zheng."
"Oh...Master Fangzheng, do you know the answer to the joke I just said?" Zhu Lin asked with a smile.
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment and asked him? How could he know what it was? Although there was an answer, could he tell it? He couldn't tell it even to death! So Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said, "I don't know."
"Guess, think about it, use your brain, hmm?!" Zhu Lin raised her eyelids, her eyes sparkling.
It's a pity that Fang Zheng is immune to the discharge of beautiful women, so he calmly said: "I really don't know this."
"Haha, the Dirty Queen failed to discharge!"
"The young monk is an insulator, the dirty queen will retreat!"