Fang Zheng thought for a moment and said, "Oh? How to prove it?"
Lone Wolf thought for a while and said, "My master usually gives me a lot of delicious food. Do you have anything delicious?"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned. When had he ever given this stupid dog something to eat? Look at this sneaky guy. Fang Zheng knew that this stupid dog was taking the opportunity to blackmail! Fang Zheng immediately became angry and raised his hand.
Just a slap!
The lone wolf quickly dodges, but fails to do so and is slapped to the ground by Fang Zheng.
The lone wolf jumped up with a cry and shouted: "You still dare to take action? Do you really think I won't hit the old man? Do you really think I have no one? Senior brothers, gather together! Here comes a liar pretending to be master!"
The lone wolf roared, and the squirrel, monkey, red boy, and salted fish all ran over. Seeing Fang Zheng's appearance, several of them were stunned at the same time.
Squirrel laughed and said: "Haha... You are such a good liar. Our master is not that old! You should at least put on makeup before you come, right?"
The monkey did not speak, but frowned and looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.
Hong Hai'er touched his chin and said, "Master? You won't become someone else to deceive us, right? Or are you a liar? In short, if you can't prove that you are our master, you can't enter the backyard."
Xianyu nodded and said, "Yes, this is the rule."
Fang Zheng also knew that it was useless to just talk, so he raised his eyebrows and said: "Jing Xin, I will chat with you as a teacher."
After saying that, Fang Zheng began to recite the incantation, and Red Boy screamed, rolled around on the ground with his head in his hands, and shouted: "Oh, Master, I was wrong! You are really Master... Ouch, stop now...
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Everyone knew that only Fang Zheng knew this spell. Now when Fang Zheng thought about it and looked at Hong Boy's reaction, everyone understood that the old man in front of them was really their master!
So, one by one, they quickly came forward to ask questions.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "You guys wait a moment, we will clean up the law, let's..."
Before Fang Zheng finished speaking, he felt his thighs tighten. When he looked down, he saw a lone wolf like a cow lying on the ground, with its front legs tightly hugging Fang Zheng's thighs. He looked at Fang Zheng with a pitiful expression and shouted:
"Master...I was wrong. You see how cute I am, so let's forget it this time..."
Fang Zheng looked at Lone Wolf's effort to show off his cuteness and asked, "Who taught you this move?"
The lone wolf glanced at the squirrel subconsciously, and the squirrel said: "I learned it from online cartoons. In cartoons..."
Bang!
Before the squirrel could finish speaking, he saw Fang Zheng lift his foot, and a big white wolf flew into the sky and crossed the courtyard wall, then fell outside...
The squirrel clicked its lips and continued: "It works well in the cartoon, but why doesn't it work in reality?"
"Master, you kicked well! Master, if you still can't relieve your anger, how about you try it again?" The back door opened, and the lone wolf ran in, approaching with a mean look on his face, and shouted.
Fang Zheng looked at this shameless guy and felt helpless. Fang Zheng also knew that this guy was thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so a few beatings would be fine. This guy made it clear that he wanted to be beaten instead of being punished with a meal deduction.
Shaking his head, Fang Zheng didn't seem to be paying attention to him anymore. After all, he was annoyed now.
When everyone calmed down, Honghai'er said with a resentful look: "Master, why have you changed like this?"
Fangzheng spread his hands and said, "It's hard to explain in just one sentence."
Xianyu brought a small mat, sat on the side, and said with a smile: "It's hard to explain in words, let's talk slowly."
After saying that, Xianyu was stunned because everyone was looking at him!
Xianyu looked at everyone standing, then at the ponytail under his butt, then at Fang Zheng's hand that had been raised, ready to break his wrist... and everyone's malicious looks.
Xianyu stood up decisively and shouted: "Master, I'll get you a big chair!"
Then, Xianyu ran away...
After everyone sat down, Fang Zheng recounted his experience.
Hong Hai'er said: "Oh my god, Master, if you continue to watch, you might be able to kill yourself."
Fang Zheng sighed: "I have no choice. If I don't see what's going on, I won't feel at ease as a teacher."
Honghai'er said: "Master, I think you are too impatient. If you watch it for just one or two seconds every day, you will be able to watch it for a year in no time. And the impact on you will not be so great. You are working too hard...
...Your good looks were ruined in vain. Now you are better. If you were to return to secular life, you might not even be able to find your wife."
Fang Zheng slapped him and said, "Isn't your teacher handsome now?"
Red Boy looked at Fang Zheng's raised palm and said, "Handsome! Handsome! If Master returns to secular life, he will definitely have three thousand beauties in the harem!"
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction. He didn't hear anything, and Hong Boy added secretly behind him: "Three thousand old ladies..."
"Master, there is something I don't know whether to say or not." Xianyu said.
Fang Zheng said: "Go ahead, tell me what's right or wrong. I won't hit you. Now is the time to brainstorm. Say what you have to say."
Xianyu shook his head and said: "Master, when you were in school, were you a bad student?"
Fang Zheng's face suddenly turned dark...
Xianyu hurriedly said: "Master, how can you check it every day like you? Don't you know how to check it from beginning to end? For example, first choose June 15th to check it out. If the world is still there, there is no need to check it.
If the world disappears on March 15th, then there is no need to look at anything before March 15th. By analogy, it won’t take you a few years to find your goal.”
When Fang Zheng heard this, his face became even darker. He suddenly realized that he seemed to be really smart... He didn't even think of such a simple truth. What a pig! What a pity for his prosperous appearance!
"It's too late to say anything now. Let's have a good rest. During this period, I won't see anyone else. If anything happens, you can solve it. If someone comes to see me, just say that I am in retreat." Fang Zheng waved his hand and replied.
Went to the meditation room.
Lone Wolf shouted: "Master, don't you have that mask? You can become what you were when you were young."
Fang Zheng waved his hand and said: "As a teacher, I'm not looking for a partner, so I don't care so much about looks. I just want to think about something during this time... Okay, you can play."
Returning to the Zen room, Fang Zheng was indeed not sad. Instead, he found a large number of scriptures. He remembered that many scriptures mentioned natural disasters and the destruction of the world. He wanted to see if the situation he encountered was mentioned in the scriptures.
been.
At this glance, it is only a month.
During this period, Li Xueying, Jing Yan, Wang Yougui and even Ruan Wuming came from yn to visit, but they were all blocked by Hong Hai'er and others.
Fang Zheng has not been out for a month, and no one has seen Fang Zheng. Even when playing drums, Fang Zheng did not show up, and was replaced by Red Boy.
For a time, there was a lot of discussion outside, and many people were asking what Fang Zheng was doing.
ps: Thank you for being promoted to the leader of the alliance in the snow. I haven’t seen the new leader for a long time. I’m so happy.