The other two tigers seemed to have no intention of retreating and howled twice, but no one else could understand them.
But Fang Zheng understood. What the two tigers meant was: "Where did these bastards come from, throwing things around? Did you see it?"
"I didn't see it. I don't know what kind of shit was thrown! Find him and bite his butt off!"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng expressed that he was very unhappy, so he looked back silently.
The excited monkeys, salted fish, and squirrels unexpectedly prepared a pile of clods for him!
After having enough ammunition, Fang Zheng stretched his arms and said with a smile: "Scold the poor monk? The poor monk will let you eat as much as you can!"
At this time, the two tigers came forward again, but it was like rain falling from above their heads, and things were flying down!
The two tigers subconsciously looked up and saw...
Bang bang bang!
The two tigers felt that their eyes were so blurred that they could not open their eyes. Their entire tiger faces felt as if they had been hit by fists like a rainstorm. They were directly shot and lay on their backs on the ground. During the interval between the bombardment of shit, the two tigers crawled with a roar.
He got up, ran away without looking back, got into the woods, and stuck out the tiger's head to take a look without giving up, only to see a black thing flying towards him...
Snapped!
Ouch!
The two tigers screamed, turned around completely and disappeared into the forest.
"It's Abbot Fang Zheng! Look up the mountain!" At this time, the tourists and villagers at the foot of the mountain finally noticed the source of the flying shit. When they looked up, they happened to see a white figure standing out on the mountain, and they recognized Fang Zheng's identity.
"Oh my god, the master is a master. He is really super powerful. He can throw something and hit a tiger on the head while standing on the mountain. The key is to fight it away, not to kill it. This mastery of strength is awesome!"
"It can still save people. Those few moments just now really saved people's lives!"
"Yes, Master Mercy was a passionate knight even in ancient times."
Everyone nodded in praise. At this time, someone asked: "What did the master throw? It seems to be very powerful. It scares the tiger away without hurting it. I will go and study it."
"Don't come here, vomit... the streets are full of shit, vomit..." The lame horse covered his nose and ran back.
When everyone heard this, they were immediately dumbfounded. One by one they came over to take a closer look, and then they all ran back in disgust: "Ugh..."
"Holy crap, this wasn't thrown down by the master, was it? No wonder the tiger ran away. This made the tiger run away in disgust!"
"I just want to know how the master picks up this shit and throws it down so accurately!"
"I don't want to know this, I just want to know how the master managed to produce so much fresh shit in a short period of time..."
"Can we stop talking about shit? Ugh..."
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This scene was photographed by many people and posted online, and the post went viral.
"Abbot Fangzheng threw shit at Gaoshan to repel three fierce tigers!"
Looking at various photos and some fragmentary short videos, countless people were discussing whether Fang Zheng took the feces with his hands and threw it or pulled it down.
"Stop pulling it, hold it with your hands, I guess the master will find it disgusting. Pull it by yourself? Do you think the master is an elephant? The output is so high? The point is, no matter how awesome you are, you can't fart and shit, and have the effect of a machine cannon.
come!"
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No matter how noisy everyone is, at this moment, the real owner is doing something else.
"Master, you are awesome. No one got down, they all ran away!" Xianyu quickly flattered him.
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "There are many ways to be a teacher, let me show you this."
While talking, Fang Zheng picked up a piece of soil and weighed it in his hands.
At this moment, a lone wolf ran up the mountain in the distance, shouting from a distance: "Master, oh my god, those tigers are nothing! They came in a group, I can't do it alone! Quickly copy the guy
Help me find my place!"
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, and the idiot Emotion was so beaten that he slunk back with his tail between his legs! Didn't he think about the danger of a tiger entering the village if he ran away?
Fang Zheng shook his head slightly in his heart, and was very dissatisfied with Lone Wolf's desertion this time. Although he couldn't defeat the Lone Wolf, if the Lone Wolf didn't leave, he could easily save the tiger when it entered the village and attacked people. As for whether the Lone Wolf would
There will be danger. Just look at how this guy is still alive and kicking after being beaten by three tigers. Nothing will happen to him! But he still ran away. If Fang Zheng was not here, someone would be killed!
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng said: "Watch carefully, my new magical power will make you look like shit!"
As he spoke, Fang Zheng waved his hand, and the clods of soil flew towards the lone wolf!
The lone wolf looked at it and yelled: "Master, are you playing a game with me? Throw this thing from such a distance? You can't hit me, I'll dodge!"
As he spoke, Lone Wolf jumped to the side, thinking he could escape, but he saw the clod of soil turned into a black thing in the air, and then turned around automatically, facing his proud dog face.
He flew over and got stuck on his face!
Seeing this scene, the monkey, squirrel, and Xianyu shuddered at the same time. Xianyu opened his mouth wide and murmured: "Oh, Master, this trick of yours is really disgusting. Don't worry, I will always be obedient from now on."
"
The monkey then clasped his hands and said, "Master, I must be the most obedient one."
The squirrel then raised its paw and shouted: "Master, I have always been obedient. But your move is really disgusting..."
Fang Zheng also felt that this move was a bit disgusting, and nodded: "It is indeed disgusting, but your senior brother did a very bad job this time. He did it without thinking about the pros and cons, and almost caused a catastrophe. This time, it can be regarded as
Taught him a lesson."
The monkey, squirrel, and salted fish looked at the lone wolf sympathetically, and said in their hearts: "This is a harsh lesson."
At this moment, their eyes suddenly widened and they looked at the lone wolf in disbelief!
I saw the lone wolf opened his mouth wide, stretched out his tongue and licked his face, and then his eyes shone brightly. He quickly licked everything on his face clean, and then he ran over with his eyes full of joy and said: "Master, you
What did you throw out just now? Why is it so delicious? Is there any new delicacy from our Ichiji Temple? Is there any more? Here’s another piece!”
Upon hearing this, the monkey, squirrel, and salted fish turned around silently: "Ugh..."
Fang Zheng looked at Lone Wolf's excited expression, and then he remembered that dogs love to eat shit, but he didn't expect Lone Wolf to eat shit... It was a mistake! He endured the nausea and said: "That's shit..."
Lone Wolf said excitedly: "It turns out that our new food is shit. What kind of shit is this... uh... shit... shit? Shit!! Ugh..."
Fang Zheng looked at the four guys who were vomiting, shook his head slightly, and said: "You guys are vomiting, and I will go down the mountain to have a look. Those tigers will not come to the village for no reason. There are many species in the Tongtian Mountains.
The wild boars are enough to fill their mouths, so there is no need to run out and take risks."