When the squirrel heard this, he became interested and asked, "Have you lost a lot of weight?"
Hong Hai'er said: "Why are you so thin? When I caught him, the meat on his body couldn't fit in the steamer. He's so fat..."
When the squirrel heard this, his little eyes that were originally full of fighting spirit suddenly turned dull: "You have traveled a hundred and eight thousand miles and eat vegetarian food every day, and you are still fat?"
Honghai'er said in a serious tone: "Yes, so, this weight loss has nothing to do with your exercise and vegetarian diet."
Squirrel said: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Honghai'er said: "It has something to do with physical fitness. Some people gain weight even if they drink water."
The squirrel rubbed his little face bitterly and said, "Can't I even drink water?"
Red Boy patted the squirrel and said: "Brother, if you don't drink water, you will die. I'm just telling you a fact. Exercise, vegetarianism, and losing weight are useless. So..."
"So, I decided! I'm angry! I won't lose weight! I want to eat pine nuts! I want to eat a lot of mushrooms!" After saying that, the squirrel ran out angrily to find the pine nuts, but the mushrooms were gone.
The monkey lay on the wall and watched the squirrel go away. Then he gave the red boy a thumbs up and said, "Junior brother, this is awesome! If senior brother really loses weight, we will have no snacks in the future."
Hong Hai'er said: "There is no way, senior brother's nest has been out of stock for several days, we must find a way to hurry up, hehe..."
Monkey: "Hey...junior brother, who is that guy you mentioned before who has walked a hundred and eighty thousand miles without losing weight?"
Red Boy said: "Zhu Bajie."
Monkey: "...pit!"
At this time, Fang Zheng had had enough rest. He got up and called Xianyu: "Jingzhi, let's go. Follow me down the mountain!"
"Master! Don't you want us anymore?" Hong Boy heard that he was about to go down the mountain and ran over quickly. He hugged Fang Zheng's thigh and looked at Fang Zheng pitifully.
Fang Zheng said: "In view of your poor performance last time, I will deprive you of the right to go down the mountain this time and do a good job of labor reform on the mountain. When the teacher thinks you are almost ready, I will take you down the mountain."
"Master, I think I have reformed. I have been thinking about it just now, and I really know I was wrong." Hong Boyer refused to give up.
Unfortunately, Fang Zheng didn't listen to him at all. He found a piece of black cloth, wrapped the salted fish, and went straight down the mountain.
Hong Hai'er stood on the top of the mountain, looking at Fang Zheng's leaving figure, and said with a sad face: "I was abandoned by the master, so sad..."
"Junior brother, the second junior brother is back, his little pocket is bulging." At this time, Tuolan came over and lowered his voice.
When Hong Hai'er heard this, all his decadence was swept away, and he said slyly: "You're back? Let's go, Senior Brother Jingzhen, please call Senior Brother out later to have a heart-to-heart talk, and I'll give you a share later."
"No problem!" Monkey assured him by patting his chest.
The three little things smiled and left.
Not long after, a squirrel roared from the temple: "Where is my knife? I'm going to kill someone today! Ahhhhhhh..."
At the foot of the mountain, Fang Zheng walked out of the mountains for the first time. He didn’t know it until he walked. He was shocked when he saw that there were mountains outside the mountains, layer after layer, without even a decent road. He was completely relying on
The protective function of the mountain-moving treasure wheel is so powerful that ordinary people would have given up long ago.
After walking for a day, one person and one fish came out of the mountain. Fang Zheng quickly put the salted fish on his back, used Yi Ye's blinding magical power, and sat on the roof of Yi Liang's big truck and set off. Fang Zheng didn't know where exactly he was going.
Three days later, Fang Zheng looked at the completely unfamiliar city in front of him and said, "Jing Zhi, how much dry food do we have left?"
Xianyu whispered: "Master, it has been three or four days, and this morning's meal is the last. If we don't prepare something to eat, we will have to drink from the northwest wind."
Fang Zheng nodded to express his understanding.
At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a store in the distance. There was a sign hanging at the door. The sign said: "The 88th and 188th customers every day are free of charge!"
When Fang Zheng saw it, his eyes immediately lit up!
At this moment, the store door has just opened and the boss is packing up the things at the door. Obviously, there is not a single customer inside!
Fang Zheng suddenly became happy and said with a smile: "The food is ready!"
Therefore, Fang Zheng was not in a hurry to leave, and took Xianyu with him to sit on the stone platform opposite the restaurant. When a customer came, Fang Zheng counted one...
While Fang Zheng was counting, Xianyu hissed. Fang Zheng subconsciously looked to the side and saw a child walking not far away and squatting down. The child was a little nervous and stared at the door of the hotel with a pair of big eyes.
That look...
If it weren't for his murderous intent, Fang Zheng would have suspected that this kid wanted to blow up the hotel to avenge himself.
At this time, a guest came, and the child immediately plucked off one finger, apparently counting.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned. He wiped his nose and whispered to Xianyu, "Hey, someone's here to grab some food."
Xianyu whispered: "Master, let me out and scare him away in a minute."
Fang Zheng slapped the fish head wrapped in black cloth and cursed with a smile: "Why are you angry with a child? Didn't the child see the two guests who came in before? If he counted like this, we will definitely win.
Today’s meal is indispensable for you.”
"What will we do without mine?" Xianyu was a little worried. After all, they didn't hear the lone wolf tell them on the mountain about the story of how they went down the mountain to starve to death...
Fang Zheng chuckled and said: "I missed you, go back, I will prepare a double feast for you!"
Xianyu immediately said: "It's a deal!"
Fang Zheng hummed and remained silent.
As time went by, more and more guests came to the hotel, and Fang Zheng squatted there silently counting the number.
Finally, when the eightieth guest arrived, the child suddenly turned around and ran away.
When Fang Zheng saw this scene, he wiped his nose and was a little confused. He muttered: "Is this kid just here for counting? He didn't want to go in and have a meal?"
In this case, Fang Zheng was not polite and waited quietly for the remaining guests to appear so that he could grab the seat of the 88th guest.
After waiting agonizingly for a long time, the eighty-seventh guest finally appeared. Fang Zheng stood up quickly and strode towards the hotel to avoid being overtaken by others.
Fang Zheng's arrival so quickly also attracted the store owner's attention. After all, a big man had been squatting opposite the door since early in the morning, waiting for everyone to pay attention to.
Seeing Fang Zheng coming, the store owner showed a helpless and kind smile. Obviously, he was not disgusted with this kind of people who came to eat for free, and he was an honest businessman.
Seeing this scene, Fang Zheng felt a little embarrassed and wondered whether he would repay the favor in the future.
At this moment, Xianyu said: "Master, look behind you!"