"There really are fish!" Fang Zheng smiled when he saw a large group of fish swimming over.
"Who's calling us?" asked a fish as it bubbled out of the water.
Fang Zheng said quickly: "Amitabha, it is the poor monk who is calling you."
"What do you want us to do?" Fish asked very simply.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "The poor monk wants to cross the river. Do you think you can send the poor monk across?"
"Are you talking to us?" Yu asked blankly.
Fang Zheng said: "Yes, I am talking to you."
"Then what do you want to do?" Fish asked.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river. I want you to send him across the river." Fang Zheng said patiently.
"Who are you talking to?" Fish asked more patiently.
"Follow you." Fang Zheng said.
"What did you ask me to do? You told me." Yu asked me seriously.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river, and I want you to send him across the river." Fang Zheng explained.
"Who are you talking to?" Fish asked more seriously.
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Fangzheng was holding the fish in front of him. He swore that if it weren't for becoming a monk, he would definitely catch this guy out, steam it and then fry it! This guy was definitely teasing him!
At this moment, a small fish swam over and said, "Mom, what are you talking about?"
"I didn't speak. What did I just say?" Yu asked.
"What?" Xiaoyu asked cutely.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng suddenly realized a problem. An expert said that the memory of fish seems to be only 7 seconds!
"7 seconds... 7 seconds, your brother-in-law! This fish's memory lasts less than three seconds, okay?" Fang Zheng cursed in his heart. Faced with these fish with terrible memories, Fang Zheng finally gave up on letting them carry him across the river. Otherwise, Fang Zheng had given up on letting them carry him across the river.
Even if these guys agree, they might forget about it halfway and then disperse in a hurry, which would be a disaster for him.
So Fang Zheng waved his hand and said: "It's okay, everyone should leave."
"Who is this person talking to?" the mother fish asked the little fish.
Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "You must be sick... let it go..."
So a group of fish all dispersed with a huff.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart... Is he sick? If he wasn't a monk, he would definitely go down to the river and beat the fish!
There is no hope for the fish. Fangzheng looks up at the sky, what should he do? This is a question.
Du Lao on the other side of the river frowned when he saw Fang Zheng getting up and the fish all dispersed with a crash. He squatted down and said a few words. The fish gathered, stood up, and the fish dispersed... If this were in a fish pond,
Thaksin. These Baihe rivers are also wild fish. He has never seen anyone with such ability in his whole life!
"It must be a coincidence..." Mr. Du muttered in his heart.
Looking at the countryside, Wu Ming was too far away to see the fish clearly. He only saw Fang Zheng squatting down and then standing up, with a dazed look on his face. He just thought that Fang Zheng had no other choice, and he was very happy in his heart and went there with a smile.
He just sat down at his place in the temple. As long as Fangzheng couldn't cross the river, he didn't have to worry about the rest.
Just when Fang Zheng was about to run out of ideas.
The system said: "As a friendly reminder, you got a good review from the system for driving away the thieves. In addition to your previous good reviews for helping Lu Shuangshuang regain his confidence in life, I have accumulated two good reviews."
"Good reviews? Wait, if I remember correctly, can two good reviews be entered into a lottery?" Fang Zheng suddenly remembered this matter!
"Ding! Congratulations, you finally remembered. That's right, you now have a chance to draw a lottery." The system said.
Fang Zheng was speechless and complained: "Why didn't you remind me?"
"You have forgotten, why should I help you as a reporter?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was speechless... Although this should be the responsibility of the system, it seems that the system has always been a bit unreliable and unfair. Just play with him? You might as well count on yourself.
So Fang Zheng said: "Forget it, help me draw a lottery. I hope I can draw something useful... Otherwise, if it doesn't work, I can only go into the water and swim over. Alas... swim over, it will be a bit embarrassing."
Fang Zheng has a moon-white monk's robe to protect his body. Although the river water is cold in winter, it is still a bit cold for him and will not hurt his body. Of course there is no problem in swimming across it. The only problem is that he will lose his image and be embarrassed...
Now Fang Zheng already knows that someone is trying to persecute him. If things go by in such an embarrassing situation, he will not be reconciled!
"Shall we start smoking now?" the system asked.
"Yes, start pumping!" Fang Zheng said affirmatively.
"Ding! Congratulations on getting Buddha Shoes - Pudu!"
"Um, just a pair of shoes?" Fang Zheng asked with a look of disgust.
Snapped!
A pair of shoes fell into Fang Zheng's hands. They were a pair of straw sandals made of unknown straw. They didn't look very good. They captured the essence of simplicity and were destined to be rejected!
No matter how Fang Zheng looks at it, they all look like the kind of broken straw sandals that are thrown away by shoe repairmen in small towns at the foot of the mountains, in front of supermarkets, not to mention ten yuan a pair, two yuan a pair depends on the buyer's mood. I really can't tell.
There's nothing outstanding about it.
"Ding! The name of Buddha's shoes is Pudu. Wearing these shoes will not sink in water, will not burn in fire, will not sink in mud, will not stick to evil and filth, will not stick to dust, and will be odorless and odorless."
"Isn't that just to prevent foot odor? Uh... it won't sink when exposed to water?" Fang Zheng suddenly realized, these shoes are awesome! His problem was solved!
Fang Zheng immediately asked: "System, are you sure that these shoes will not sink when exposed to water?"
"Produced by the system, the products are genuine and genuine," the system said.
"It's dust-free, odorless, and tasteless. Does that mean there's no need to wash it? It's designed to treat foot odor, but you don't need to wash your shoes?" Fang Zheng joked casually.
"Yes."
"Good shoes!" Fang Zheng immediately changed his evaluation. Looking at the Baijiang in front of him, Fang Zheng smiled. It was just a small river, but it still wanted to block his Master Fang Zheng? Today he was going to show off!
Fang Zheng smiled extremely happily, and finally threw his head back and laughed.
He looked at Mr. Du and Hongxiang opposite him, then shook his head and said, "This monk is really crazy."
Meanwhile, Mt.
A mage wearing a red cassock and holding a Zen staff walked to Wangxiangya, followed by everyone, and asked a novice monk in a low voice: "Are you all here?"
"Abbots, most of them are here, but Abbot Fangzheng of Yizhi Temple has not come yet. I don't know whether he is not coming or is delayed by something." The little novice monk said in a low voice.
"The founder of Yizhi Temple?" Zen Master Baiyun's white eyebrows wrinkled slightly, as if he was also thinking about which temple this Yizhi Temple is...
"Senior brother, this is the Yizhi Temple that has been in the news a few days ago. It is said that the square calligraphy is good and beats calligraphers. Moreover, the incense has become more popular recently, so we sent them invitations." Bian.
The last old monk said in a low voice.
"I remember, the poor monk, the abbot of the temple is still a child. It's hard to do anything for him. Since he hasn't come yet, let's wait." Zen Master Baiyun whispered, and then everyone sat down.
As soon as Wu Ming saw Zen Master Baiyun, he immediately came over and heard several people talking about Fang Zheng. Not only was he not angry, but he actually wanted everyone to wait for Fang Zheng! This made him unhappy! Hongyan Temple didn't even treat him like this back then.
!I completely forgot that Zen Master Hongyan from Hongyan Temple is always one of the first ones to come. When has he ever been late? What’s more, no one cheats them!