After saying that, the man ran over again, took an umbrella from the motorcycle shelf, and then took out a bottle of ice water from the foam box. He sat in front of the car happily and said, "Do you know what professionalism is? This is it.
Call it professional!”
When Fang Zheng saw this, he was speechless...
Huayue was completely enraged and stuck her head out: "You are not professional, you are shameless!"
"Shut up!" the man roared, grabbed a piece of soil and threw it over.
Huayue quickly shrank her head and went back, with a look of anger and helplessness on her face.
Then the man looked at Fang Zheng happily, drank some water, and said, "How do you feel? Are you convinced?"
Fang Zheng looked at the other party with a smile and silently started a dream!
Then, Fang Zheng stood up, took the man's water bottle, and poured the water silently...
Then Fang Zheng went to look through the boxes on the man's shelf, and Fang Zheng's brows suddenly furrowed.
I saw a machine in the box with the words: "Shield!"
Seeing this, Fang Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "It's really... professional!"
After saying that, Fang Zheng looked at the man, then at the jammer, and finally grinned and did not touch the jammer. Instead, he silently took out the five bottles of ice water from the foam box and put them in the trunk of the flower car.
.Then he took out the battery of the other party's game console and threw it hard. He didn't know where he threw it.
Finally, Fang Zheng lifted the motorcycle and poured the gasoline inside...
After finishing all this, Fang Zheng returned to the original place, continued to sit cross-legged, looked at the man with a smile, and said to the man: "Donor, take your umbrella, the wind is going to blow."
When the man who was originally very proud and having fun playing games heard this and was about to say something, he felt a strong gust of wind blowing, and the umbrella above his head flew out... He couldn't even catch it!
It disappeared in the blink of an eye!
The man shouted anxiously: "Oh, my umbrella!"
The man had no idea that it was all a dream, and his umbrella was taken away by the thief, folded, and placed in Huayue's trunk.
The man didn't know, he just thought his umbrella had flown away...
When I lowered my head and looked at the water, I saw that there was no water in the water bottle, and the game console was also black... I ran to the trunk of the car to check, but the water was gone!
The man suddenly felt like he had seen a ghost and shouted, "No, where's my water? Where's my backup battery? What's going on?"
Fang Zheng didn't say a word and watched the man roaring quietly the whole time.
When Huayue saw the man get out of the way, she quickly started the car.
As soon as the man heard the sound of the car starting, he ran back quickly, lay down on the hood, and shouted: "Oh... why is it so hot... hot, hot, hot... it hurts..."
The man quickly jumped off the hood and kept beating his chest.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng looked up at the big sun above his head and the hood of the black car, and exclaimed in wonder: "I almost fried an egg."
After patting his chest twice, the man immediately sat in front of the car and shouted, "If you don't pay me today, no one will be able to leave!"
Hua Yue shouted angrily: "Do you have any conscience?"
The man said disapprovingly: "What's a conscience? Do you have a conscience? If you hit someone, you won't pay for it?"
Huayue was instantly angry, but there was nothing she could do.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Donor, don't be angry. Since this benefactor wants to bask in the sun with us, let's do it... I think it's good to bask in the sun."
When the man heard this, he sneered and said, "Hey, monk, what do you mean? Are you trying to fight to the death?"
Fang Zheng clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "Donor, this poor monk is just accompanying you."
The man said: "Okay... just stay with me! Let's see who of us can survive!"
The man's abacus clicked. The monk in front of him had not drank any water and was basking in the sun. The conditions of the two of them were similar. Moreover, he drank water before, so he should be able to endure it better than the other man.
.Moreover, he has been active under the scorching sun all year round, so he still has some ability to bask in the sun.
Huayue looked at the two people competing to see who could bask in the sun better, and was speechless for a while. She took out a sun umbrella and said, "Master, do you want an umbrella?"
When the man saw it, he immediately became anxious: "Monk! It's a fair game, don't cheat?"
As a result, the monk smiled slightly and said, "Who is competing with you? Thank you for the umbrella. By the way, is there any water?"
"Don't go too far!" The man was anxious. He thought he was fully prepared and would win. But now it seems...
After watching Huayue bring a bottle of water and hand it to Fang Zheng, the man suddenly felt that he might be in trouble this time...
At this moment, Fang Zheng said: "Donor, please bring another bottle."
While speaking, Fang Zheng glanced at the man. The man's heart trembled, and he said to himself: This monk is not soft-hearted, is he going to give me a bottle? With water, who is afraid of whom? This stupid monk, haha...
Thinking of this, the man said subconsciously: "Even if you give me water, I won't get out of the way! If you don't give me money today, no one can leave!"
Fangzheng took the water handed over by Huayue, looked at the man as if he were looking at an idiot and said, "Donor, you are overthinking. The poor monk wants an extra bottle of water. It is not for you, but because the poor monk thinks it is too much."
When it’s hot, wash your face, wash your hair, and cool down.”
The man was immediately dumbfounded...
Then Fang Zheng really unscrewed a bottle of water, raised his head, and drank most of the bottle!
Seeing the water flowing in the bottle, the man couldn't help but swallow his saliva...
When he saw Fang Zheng pouring water on his head and washing his hair and face, the man finally couldn't bear it anymore and cursed: "What a waste! Give it to me if you don't want to drink it!"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng raised his head and said: "Donor, how to use the poor monk's water is the poor monk's business. Don't you want to spend the sun with the poor monk? Come on, the competition has just begun, don't be anxious, take your time...
…”
The man looked at Fang Zheng's scoundrel look, looked at the umbrella on Fang Zheng's head, and the water in his hand. He realized that he had encountered someone even more shameless...
At this moment, Huayue came out again, holding a small electric fan in his hand, and said: "Master, I have a small electric fan here. You can blow some air. Wait, I will find a humidifier, add some water to the air, and blow it."
It’s more comfortable to get up.”
Then Hua Yue actually found a rechargeable humidifier and placed it in front of the fan, and then brought a bunch of grapes and two apples to Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng was sitting there, eating grapes and drinking water, blowing on a fan and holding an umbrella, looking at the man with a pleased expression.
The man looked at it for a long time, and finally cursed angrily: "You came out with these things? Are you...are you...are you moving?"
Huayue smiled and said: "It's not a move, but I just bought something to send to my relatives. When I go to visit, I have to bring some fruit..."
Click!
Fang Zheng took a bite of a large piece of apple, and the apple juice flowed down from the corner of his mouth...