"Change!" Fang Zheng knew very well that without his mobile phone, he would become deaf and mute, and completely lose his ability to recognize the world. Not to contact others, but just to not be blind or deaf, he had to turn on his mobile phone.
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The next moment, Fang Zheng had a light-opening talisman in his hand. When he got the talisman, he was not polite and quickly took a picture of it on his phone.
When Hong Haier, who was flying, saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up and his saliva almost flowed out. He said, "Master, can you play with your mobile phone for me?"
"Kid, what are you playing with your phone on?" Fang Zheng waved his hand and said. What a joke, he hasn't had enough fun yet!
Hong Hai'er said unwillingly: "Master, I am over three thousand years old! I am no longer a child!"
Fang Zheng said: "You are so old, why are you using your mobile phone? What should you do if your eyes are blurry? What's more, if you don't use your mobile phone while driving, and if you don't drive while using your mobile phone, you can drive with peace of mind!"
Red Boy shouted: "Master, can we be more serious? I am flying in the clouds, not driving!"
Fang Zheng patted his head seriously and said: "As a teacher, I am already very serious. What's the difference between driving and Teng Yun? I'm afraid of hitting people on the ground, and I'm afraid of hitting birds in the sky. Everything in the world is life, how can I favor one over the other? Drive well and get home.
I’m talking now.”
What could Red Boy say? When faced with such a shameless master, he could only admit it and stressed: "Master, you said it, we'll talk about it when we get home."
"Yeah." Fang Zheng nodded, responded, and then went to play on his phone.
As soon as he turned on his phone and logged in to WeChat, countless pop-up windows popped up on Fang Zheng's WeChat ID. The number of short messages was directly replaced by.... When he clicked on it, although he didn't have many friends, almost everyone left a bunch of them for him.
message.
At first it was asking, then it was chatting...
Fang Yunjing kept asking: "President Fangzheng, are you here? When GX was traveling, were you the master and apprentice?"
Ma Juan posted a picture: "President Fangzheng, we already know that you have not ascended, you can't run away! Just wait to be dug out by us! Look at our equipment, professional explorer suit, we are about to set off!"
Sure enough, Ma Juan showed off a lot of equipment, including large and small packages, including oxygen bottles! She looked confident and full of momentum, quite like an explorer.
However, Fangzheng immediately discovered that the picture below had changed. The equipment also included searchlights, cold fireworks, engineer shovels, Luoyang shovels, etc...
Why did Fangzheng think that Ma Juan and the others were not looking for him, but digging holes to look for mice? Or were they digging graves?
However, the later pictures began to return to normal. Ma Juan posted pictures of her first day out of the city. She took a few minutes to rest...almost the whole day...it was obvious that several students were very ambitious and ended up overestimating their own abilities.
Physical fitness.
Zhao Datong also sent many messages, and the content was much simpler. The earliest message was about three sticks of incense and a scene of burning paper money...
Fang Zheng looked at those pictures and felt the urge to hit someone for the first time...
Jing Yan had a lot of information. At first she asked if she was there, then where she had gone, and then every day... Later, she simply posted many unfair things in society, hoping that Fang Zheng would show up. But in the end, she used her own power to
And the government's power solved it perfectly. So there were less requests for help and more inquiries and thoughts later.
Li Xueying's messages are mostly pictures with various expressions, constantly asking, are you there? Are you there? Are you here?
The most recent message has become, I know you are here, why don’t you speak?
Is that old monk you? Stop pretending, we all recognize him.
What surprised Fang Zheng the most was the message from Qingjing Sanren, which only said: "Come and sit down when you have time."
The time when I left the message happened to be the day after Fang Zheng ascended, which means that Qingjing Sanren didn’t think that Fang Zheng had ascended from the beginning to the end!
Fang Zheng wiped his nose and muttered: "Is this a woman's intuition, or what? It's scary..."
Villagers from Yizhi Village left the most messages, but Wang Yougui and Tan Juguo received the fewest messages. The two of them just said from time to time: "Go home when you've had enough wandering..."
Fangzheng wiped his nose, and sure enough, people who had seen him since he was a child and grew up knew him best and couldn't even hide them.
Fang Zheng did not reply to everyone's messages, but continued to play dead.
Continuing to read the latest news, Fang Zheng was shocked when he saw it. He actually dominated the screen again! Moreover, photos of him becoming a one-fingered Zen master were posted everywhere, including websites and forums!
Almost every news website has a section for him for everyone to chat with.
Similarly, almost all the media used the sentence: "Fang Zheng may not have left, but is still alive."
Some people even dug up the identity of the person Fang Zheng transformed, and Zen Master Yizhi came into everyone's sight again. And the fact that Zen Master Yizhi had passed away was naturally dug up, so a dead person became a living person, and brought a
Little monk, do you need to say this?
So, everyone shouted: "Fang Zheng, come out!"
When Fang Zheng saw this, his nose felt a little sore, and he muttered: It feels so good to be remembered.
While he was talking, Hong Hai'er had already led Fang Zheng off the clouds and returned to Yizhi Mountain.
As soon as it fell down, Honghaier called out: "Master, can you give me your mobile phone to play with? We agreed to talk about it after we return to the temple."
Fang Zheng nodded and said: "That's right, let's talk about it after we go back to the temple. If we talk about it again, it won't work!"
Red Boy's face turned dark immediately, he was fooled by this bald donkey again!
Seeing Hong Hai'er like this, Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly, threw the phone to him and said, "Look at your potential, take it."
Honghai'er took the phone and was so happy that he ran away to play.
Seeing Hong Boy getting the mobile phone, Lone Wolf and others' eyes also lit up. Just because they don't like to go down the mountain doesn't mean they don't like to watch the fun. Using a mobile phone to watch the fun without going hungry is naturally highly praised by everyone, so they all followed.
Went to play with mobile phone.
Fang Zheng didn't care about them. Now that he had money, he should think about making plans for Yizhi Temple.
The Yizhi Temple was still so dilapidated, and he had no plans to renovate it, but the food issue had to be taken care of.
I bought some crystal rice seeds and planted them, waiting for the big harvest tomorrow.
After buying some slow-growing seeds, Fang Zheng made some wooden tools directly from wood, and plowed the original crystal rice field and repaired it.
Crystal rice only produces rice grains in the severe winter in the Northeast, so Fangzheng knows that this thing is not afraid of cold at all. Although the winter in the south is also very cold, it is not as cold as the Northeast, at least there will be no frozen soil.
In this case, Fang Zheng doesn’t care whether the season is right or not, he will plant it first!
After everything was done, it was already night. I sat on the top of the mountain with my disciples, looking at the stars in the sky, and telling stories about the outside. I thought I could live a leisurely life, but it turned out that the Yizhi Temple started to be haunted.