"Stop talking, I'll give birth! Isn't it okay for me to give birth?!" Miao Long was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat when he heard what was happening behind him. He didn't want to die! So he shouted.
"In this case, let's have a normal delivery. I wish you a successful birth soon." Dr. Luo said and went out.
Behind him, Miao Long cursed: "You should have given birth earlier... I can't do it anymore. I'm going to give birth. If I give birth, fuck me!"
Dr. Luo was shocked when he heard this. He knew that the knife was growing fast, but he didn't expect it to be so fast! He immediately asked people to prepare for the delivery. However, before the nurse over there was ready, he heard the screams of the five old men.
Puff puff puff, he rolled his eyes and collapsed.
Dr. Luo lifted up the quilt and took a look. Oh dear, there was a shining knife squeezed out of everyone's anus! The cold light was shining, and the steel mouth seemed to be pretty good!
Dr. Luo was dumbfounded. He had never seen such a scene in his whole life of practicing medicine. It was simply unimaginable! He had a feeling that if these people were not popular, he might be popular. Witness a miracle!
Dr. Luo, who had been through the storm for a long time, came to his senses immediately and shouted: "Nurse, come here quickly and send them for examination!"
"Hey, they really had a knife..." the nurse asked tremblingly.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Save someone!" Dr. Luo scolded, already preparing to push the bed.
At this moment, Miao Long suddenly opened his eyes, jumped up, dug his crotch out, and said with a cry: "What a knife!"
"I didn't lie to you." Dr. Luo was startled and said bitterly.
Miao Long looked at the bed next to him and shouted: "Dakui, Erkui, Qi Fei, Lu Jun, are you okay?"
"Brother Long, it's okay, I just feel a little uncomfortable..." Dakui, Erkui, Qi Fei, and Lu Jun replied feebly, but their strength was obviously returning.
"Brother Long, this is too strange. It's so good, how could we be pregnant?"
"That's right, Brother Long, she's pregnant with a knife."
"Brother Long, do you think it was the evil monk who did it?"
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As soon as these words came out, Miao Long's mind became clearer. He thought about today's events, especially what Fang Zheng said: "Very good, I hope you will like knives in the future. If you don't like it anymore, come to Yizhi Mountain to find it."
Poor monk."
Thinking of this, Miao Long's heart trembled and he said in a deep voice: "Are you sure you saw them leave and come back?"
"Brother Long, we only saw them leaving, but we didn't see them coming back!"
"Brother Long, I'm just showing off. It's been so long, when did the chain fall? They really didn't drive back, but appeared all of a sudden! It's like teleporting."
"Hiss..." Miao Long took a breath of air, teleported, became invulnerable, and made them pregnant? The first two are reliable, but why does the latter one feel that the style of painting has changed? Is this a master or a devil?
"Brothers, we seem to have offended someone we shouldn't offend." Miao Long swallowed and muttered.
"Brother Long, what should we do?" several people asked.
"Didn't he tell us to go to Yizhishan to find him? Let's go to Yizhishan! Let me make a knife, and I will use this knife to settle the score with him!" After that, Miao Long jumped out of bed. Dr. Luo
Just as he was about to stop him, Miao Long waved his knife: "If you don't want to die, get away!"
Doctor Luo and the nurse quickly backed away and saw Miao Long running away with Da Kui and others.
"What should Dr. Luo do?" the nurse asked.
"Call the police, these guys haven't paid yet!" Dr. Luo said.
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Even though the five of them had given birth, their bellies were still so big and didn't seem to get any smaller. They ran all the way with their big bellies on their shoulders. The scene was quite eye-catching.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beer belly?" At this moment, a yellow man yelled at a curious passerby passing by.
The other party adjusted his glasses and left quickly, but muttered: "Why is this beer belly so big that it looks like she is pregnant..."
When several people heard this, their faces darkened and they hurried away, only to be blocked at the gate.
"What are you doing, Beard? Do you still want to do it?" Miao Long regretted it as soon as he said it! There was nothing wrong with saying this before, but now that they are both pregnant, the word "gan" sounds so awkward! The anus is tight!
Huzi looked at a few people strangely and said, "What's going on with you? Are you pregnant collectively?" Huzi just said it casually, as a joke.
As a result, it was discovered that the faces of Miao Long and others suddenly became gloomy.
Miao Long said: "Huzi, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you today. We have to leave beforehand. If you want to fight, make an appointment and we will accompany you." After saying that, Miao Long left quickly with a few people.
Beard frowned, looked at the tall and thin man, and asked, "What's going on?"
The tall and thin man shook his head. At this moment, a nurse ran out: "You two, wait a minute, you haven't paid yet!"
As a result, Miao Long and others were shocked and ran faster.
Huzi and others were immediately confused. These bastards are the Overlord Doctors!
Huzi immediately stopped the nurse, pretending to be a relative of Miao Long, and skillfully reported Miao Long's name, birthday and other information. The nurse finally told him the situation.
Then the bearded man, the tall and thin man, and a few others stood at the door of the hospital, blowing the cold wind, and were dumbfounded! I was pregnant, had a knife, and I had an abortion... What happened?
After a long while, several people looked at each other, and then said in unison: "That monk!"
The tall and thin man asked tremblingly: "Huzi, what can we do in the future?"
"What the hell! Go see which construction site is recruiting people, go for it! I don't want to get pregnant with a watermelon knife or something." Huzi said...
As a result, before a few people could change their ways, a group of doctors and security guards came over and detained them. The reason was that their friend had gone off the hook and they had to stay and cooperate with the investigation.
Huzi and others suddenly became even more miserable...
Fang Zheng used the power of the Guanyin Buddha statue in the temple to cast a spell from a distance and gave Miao Long and others a knife child. He felt much better and muttered: "System, am I being a little cruel by doing this?"
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"Then what do you want?" the system asked.
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Shouldn't we persuade them to put down the butcher's knife and change their evil ways?" Fang Zheng said this, but he didn't think so in his heart.
"Everyone is responsible for what they have done. This is cause and effect. You cannot ignore the existence of the effect just because the other party has let go. The so-called "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately" is because it is more difficult for some people to put down the butcher's knife than to become a Buddha.
.That is a special treatment for special circumstances. But in most cases, Buddhism does not eliminate karma-ridden ghosts. If it really needs to be overcome, the karma must be eliminated," the system said.
"Um, how do you eliminate this karma? Do good deeds and accumulate virtue?" Fang Zheng asked.
"This is just one way, and another way is to accept the punishment of cause and effect. For example, Han Xiaoguo killed someone, so he was sentenced to death. This is cause and effect."