Du Mei said: "Doctor, this time is really different."
"Eating earthworms again? Is a barefoot doctor treating you again?" the doctor said helplessly.
The doctor's voice was not quiet, and the county was so big, and the conditions of Du Mei and Yang Hua were so special, so many people in the hospital knew about them. When they saw them coming again, they all started talking around.
A young nurse pulled the head nurse and asked curiously: "Sister, what's going on? If people want to check, just give them a check?"
"Haha, Jiang Ting, these two are celebrities. They have been checked three times in three months. The last time was at the beginning of this month, and the results came again. The check-up is not the problem, the problem is, look at them
Wearing clothes, living a hard life, and always spending money on this is pointless. Doctor Sun also has good intentions..." said the head nurse.
"Why are they so persistent? If you can't give birth naturally, why can't you think of other ways?" asked Jiang Ting, a young nurse, curiously.
When the head nurse heard this, she immediately became happy: "Other ways? They think more than you. I think they have tried all kinds of local recipes and ancestral secret recipes from ten miles and eight villages. No, every time I try it, I feel
If it is good, they will come for a check-up. Alas..." Speaking of this, the head nurse sighed: "People in our country have old traditions. There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the most important. In fact, the two of them are also pitiful people..."
Jiang Ting nodded slightly and said, "Then what should we do?"
"What can I do? If you insist on doing it, just do it. But let me tell you, even if you make flowers, it won't work!" said the head nurse.
Jiang Ting asked: "What if..."
"If anything happens, I will eat our B-ultrasound machine." Before the head nurse could speak, Dr. Sun had already called.
Jiang Ting looked at the head nurse, who hummed, "Let's eat together!"
Jiang Ting laughed out loud: "It's hard for me to imagine you and Dr. Sun eating machines together..."
"Okay, damn girl, go to work. Stop looking around here." The head nurse drove Jiang Ting away.
On the other side, Yang Hua was also anxious and shouted: "Doctor, this time is really different! You see, we bought a pregnancy test stick and the result was correct!"
"What?" Dr. Sun was stunned. He took a closer look at the pregnancy test stick and asked to come over to the packaging box. After looking at it carefully, he said, "Did you buy it from a small clinic?"
"Yes, how do you know?" Yang Hua asked.
Dr. Sun snorted: "My many years of experience tell me that it's fake!"
"Why?"
"If it's true, it's impossible to win! To put it bluntly, this thing costs three or two yuan, but our machine costs hundreds of thousands or millions! Judging from the price, we also know who is more advanced, right?
?So, the machine says you can’t do it, and it definitely can’t do it. Besides, you don’t check it once or twice. Once it’s wrong, can it still happen twice? Can it still happen three times? Is this impossible? If the machine is like this
No, I really smashed it and ate it! So, this pregnancy test stick is most definitely fake," Dr. Sun said.
"Dr. Sun, what are you talking about? What can't be smashed?" At this moment, an old man in a white coat came over and asked.
Doctor Sun quickly said: "Hey, Director Zhao, are you here? Here's what happened..." Doctor Sun told the whole story.
After hearing this, Dean Zhao was also happy: "It didn't work three times, so this time the pregnancy test stick was taken out?"
"Yes, I don't know if this is fake." Dean Zhao said.
Dean Zhao nodded and said to Mr. and Mrs. Yang Hua: "You two, I also suggest that you don't want to check. Of course, if you insist on having a check-up, I won't stop you. As Dr. Sun said, if you are really pregnant,
To prove that my machine is not good, I took the lead and smashed him, and we will eat together tonight."
Yang Hua said in embarrassment: "Can that thing be eaten? Don't be ridiculous..."
Du Mei kicked Yang Hua and said to Dean Zhao: "Dean Zhao, to tell you the truth, we were also desperate after we went back. But after we went to the temple to beg for a while, I felt something.
, it’s because I didn’t get my period this month, I took the test, and I got it.”
Dr. Sun immediately said: "The period may be delayed for a few days, and the month has not passed yet. Why are you anxious? What's more, if you don't believe in science, do you believe in God? If the temple can help you when you ask for help, then what do you need us doctors for?"
Du Mei immediately said: "Make a delivery!"
Dr. Sun was immediately speechless...
Dean Zhao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay. Since you insist, let's get checked. If you really have it, I will pay for the checkup. If not, you should listen to our suggestion and go to the province to have it checked."
Let’s see.”
"Okay!" Yang Hua and Du Mei laughed.
The two of them went for an examination with Dr. Sun. In fact, the so-called examination was not that complicated. Although Yang Hua asked Du Mei to do a B-ultrasound every time, Dr. Sun said that it was a waste of money and did not persuade him the first two times. This time Sun
The doctor refused to let the two of them do it.
"Even if you are pregnant and haven't gone out for a month, why do you do a B-ultrasound? It will take at least forty days before the gestational sac can be seen clearly in a B-ultrasound. Doing it now is a waste of money. Listen to me and buy it.
Bring the pregnancy test stick and urine, and I will test it for you." Dr. Sun said.
The two of them quickly went to buy it, collected the urine and delivered it.
Dr. Sun put a drop on the pregnancy test stick in front of the two of them...
"Two! Two! Two!" Yang Hua and Du Mei shouted, staring at the pregnancy test stick.
Dr. Sun said very speechlessly: "You two are playing mahjong? There are two of them, why don't you become a witch?"
"Yeah! There are really two! Doctor, look, there are two! Hit!" Yang Hua suddenly exclaimed in ecstasy.
Dr. Sun looked down and was shocked. The pregnancy test stick really showed two purple-red lines, which were extremely clear!
Dr. Sun suddenly had sweat all over his forehead. After saying so much, this slap now hurts a bit!
After Dean Zhao read it, he said: "Xiao Sun, please contact the manufacturer and come over to repair the machine! Isn't this a scam?"
"Dean, it might have been them the first two times..." Dr. Sun wanted to say something else, but was blocked by Dean Zhao's eyes and left obediently.
Yang Hua and Du Mei's voices were so loud that many people in the corridor heard them. The nurses passed the word on to each other, and it quickly spread.
When Jiang Ting heard this, he also had a look of disbelief on his face, but when he looked at the pretty face of the head nurse beside him, which turned dark and red, he suddenly burst into laughter and said with a smile: "Head nurse, there is a big dinner tonight."
The head nurse gave her a blank look and pretended to be deaf: "What? I didn't hear you. Oh, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."
After saying that, the head nurse ran away.
Jiang Ting chuckled and moved curiously to the door, listening to what was going on inside.
PS: I want to say that my wife also got it! Haha...