When it comes to hiding things, the three guys are all experts. The wolf digs a hole, the monkey climbs on the roof, and the squirrel drills the hole... For a while, the room was full of underwear, bras were hidden everywhere, and the meditation room was too small. The three little things were completely developed.
I looked at the entire backyard.
But Fang Zheng didn't know that the backyard was about to reach heaven. He opened the temple door with a smile, clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, female donor, is something okay?"
"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Li Xueying said with an expression like "I'm here, what can you do?"
What can Fang Zheng say? Can he slap the person out? So he turned sideways and said, "Of course not. If the donor offers incense and prays to the Buddha, if nothing happens, the poor monk will go back first." Fang Zheng is really worried about his own backyard.
Although those three little devils are clever, they are also in trouble.
Li Xueying smiled bitterly and said: "Master Fangzheng, to tell you the truth, I came here to take refuge."
"Escape?" Fang Zheng was stunned. Although he didn't pay much attention to outside matters, after entering the crew, he also checked what it was and knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's status was. How could such a woman be in trouble?
"Yes, hey... I don't know what happened, but our crew was robbed last night." Li Xueying sighed.
Fang Zheng's heart trembled and he asked, "The donor was stolen?"
Li Xueying smiled bitterly and said: "Yes."
Fang Zheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him, and thought of the pile of underwear on his bed. After all, it was the passion of a young man. His blood surged, and his head almost turned into a stewed egg. He quickly recited Buddhist scriptures silently, shifted his thoughts, and then calmed down.
Li Xueying didn't know that the person in front of her was the King of Thieves, so she sighed bitterly: "There is chaos outside, and people are upset. I can hide and be quiet, okay?"
Fang Zheng wanted to say: No, get out!
However, after saying these words, the secret would probably be exposed, so I could only bite the bullet and said with a smile: "I see, then the benefactor can do whatever he wants. The poor monk will retire first."
"Okay, I'll just stay here by myself and won't disturb the mage." Li Xueying nodded.
Fang Zheng was about to leave, and his pupils suddenly dilated. On the wall behind Li Xueying, he saw a squirrel swishing past with a white panty hanging on it. It made a detour to enter the Buddhist hall! Fang Zheng was covered with cold sweat on his forehead.
This is the rhythm to kill him!
"Master Fangzheng, what's wrong?" Li Xueying asked curiously.
Fang Zheng tried his best to calm down and said: "It's okay, I'll just clean the Buddhist hall."
After saying that, Fang Zheng hurriedly walked into the Buddhist hall. After entering the Buddhist hall, Fang Zheng saw a squirrel climbing up the beam, sticking its butt out to hide something.
Fang Zheng's old face suddenly turned livid. What was this stupid squirrel thinking about hiding underwear in the Buddhist hall? However, with Li Xueying behind him, he couldn't reprimand him, so he could only endure it, and at the same time kept winking at the squirrel's fat ass.
, it's a pity that the squirrel has no eyes on its butt and can't see it.
"Master Fangzheng, is this a bodhi tree?" Li Xueying looked at the big green tree in front of her with great curiosity. She was full of doubts when she saw it for the first time. A bodhi tree from the south actually lived in the north. More
The strange thing is that it is still blooming in winter... Its frost resistance puts trees in the north to shame. In order to make sure that she was right, she checked the information before asking, so as not to embarrass herself.
Fang Zheng turned around and said, "It's a bodhi tree. It was sent by a donor back then. It had been dead for many years. It suddenly came back to life last year, which is considered a miracle. However, it blooms in winter, and it is also a tree that seeks death.
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"Phew..." Li Xueying was amused by Fang Zheng's words and said with a smile: "If it is really a Bodhi tree, this is really a miracle. In the winter in the north, branches and leaves are scattered on the high mountains. Tsk... Master Fang Zheng, why are there still trees up there?
A flower pot?”
"That's the squirrel's nest." After Fang Zheng said it, he suddenly realized something. This damn squirrel wouldn't stuff the nest with anything, right?
At the same time, the squirrel on the beam trembled, turned around suddenly, saw Fang Zheng winking at him, and squeaked: "There is one in my nest."
Fang Zheng suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood. This was really going to kill him!
At this moment, Li Xueying said: "Can I climb up and have a look? It's such an interesting nest. Does your squirrel live in it?"
Fang Zheng was startled, hurried out, clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, donor, the Bodhi tree is a sacred tree of Buddhism and should not be climbed."
When Li Xueying heard this, she stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Okay, I just said that."
Fang Zheng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. If this really happened, Fang Zheng should really cry.
"Master Fang Zheng, can I go to the backyard and have a look?" Li Xueying was really curious about Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng has a good temperament. The most important thing is that he is the first time Li Xueying has met someone who can be in the play in so many years.
The man who stole all her scenes! She was very curious about what kind of environment created such a weirdo! She could listen to lectures all night long without getting tired of them. She could act well and completely lost her confidence...
Fang Zheng thought to himself: What are you really afraid of?
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, the backyard is where poor monks live and is not open to the public."
"That's it, that's such a pity. Eh? Is that your wolf? The villagers said it was a wolf, can I see him?" Li Xueying saw the big wagging tail behind the backyard door, and dirt was flying under the tail.
He was obviously looking for something.
Fang Zheng really wanted to go over and kick this dead wolf in the butt. Can you dig a hole and find a good place to bury the things? But he said: "I'm a poor monk, go call him, the donor will wait a moment."
After saying that, the moment Fang Zheng turned around, his face was ashen, and the Sa family was about to go on a killing spree!
As a result, there were footsteps behind him, and Fang Zheng quickly turned around, only to see Li Xueying following her quietly. Seeing that she had been discovered, Li Xueying's pretty face turned red, and she spread her hands and said, "I just want to take a look...really can't do it?"
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Female donor, this is the place where the poor monk lives. It is not suitable for female donors to enter."
"It's okay, just think of me as a boy. Look at my short hair. My parents have always thought of me as a boy. Oh, that dog is out." Li Xueying said.
Fang Zheng turned his head, the sound of high-heeled shoes was heard behind him, and the fragrant wind blew by. Fang Zheng was so frightened that he raised his leg and kicked the dog on the butt. In any case, Li Xueying could not see those things, otherwise he would jump into the Yellow River.
I can’t explain it clearly!
As a result, the lone wolf jumped up with a howl, turned his head and shouted in confusion: "Abbott, why are you kicking me? Why don't you dig a hole to pee? You kicked me and pissed on your legs.
Hold back half of it!"
Fang Zheng saw the wet hole on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.
Fang Zheng ignored the lone wolf and said, "Female donor, be careful. This wolf is quite ferocious."