The girls were slightly startled, and then burst into laughter.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he was completely confused. What was going on? Everyone was not angry, why were they all laughing?
One of the beautiful girls with a mole on her chin smiled exaggeratedly, pointed at Fang Zheng and said: "Master, I thought you didn't know how to speak, but I didn't expect you... Haha... I'm laughing so hard, you guys
Mother-in-law, give me back all the money I lost! Hahaha... I knew Master Fangzheng would not let me down!"
The other girls wailed: "Master Fangzheng, how come you are so pure and honest? It would be better if you just pretend that this matter never happened. Your monthly salary of 5555 will be gone..."
"That's right, Master Fangzheng, you have gone too far. I was still thinking about bragging to my sisters when I went back and saying that I was loved by a monk and even stole my underwear." A girl with glasses said with a smile.
Fang Zheng looked at the mirror in front of him and was completely confused. Who can tell him what is going on?
Li Xueying was also dumbfounded, Yu Guangze was also confused, Lin Dongshi and others were collectively dumbfounded, with questions in their minds: "What on earth is going on?"
Li Xueying finally couldn't help it anymore, pulled the beauty with the mole and asked: "Xiaoling, what's going on?"
Xiaoling said with a smile: "The monkey came to steal underwear that day, but we were actually aware of it. And the squirrel actually got into Luoluo's bed. The timid Luoluo was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word. Also, the monkey had no hands or feet.
Mally, I heard it too. At first I thought there was a thief and didn't dare to move. Later, after taking a sneak peek, I just thought it was funny and didn't say anything. Sure enough, the next day, a group of guys sleeping with dead pigs were all stolen.
Yes, haha..."
"So you already knew it? You knew it, but you didn't tell me?" Li Xueying felt upright about it.
Xiaoling said: "How can I say this? Do I want to say that Master Fangzheng stole our underwear? Isn't this a bad reputation? I thought about it and let it go. And I also told the other sisters afterwards.
, everyone thought it was fun and didn’t take it seriously. The most important thing is, look at Master Fangzheng’s pure eyes, does he look like a gangster? That monkey, on the other hand, is quite wretched..."
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was a little speechless. People had known about it for a long time. Sure enough, people were doing it, and God was watching. Some things were done, and they couldn't be hidden. This incident gave Fang Zheng a vivid picture.
class.
Xiaoling continued: "Then we made a bet. I bet that our pure Master Fang Zheng would take the initiative to commit suicide. They thought that Master Fang Zheng was too pure and they might not be embarrassed to send him back, and they would probably take advantage of him. The result... was good.
The mage didn't come for several days, and I almost sold my underwear after losing. Finally, hehe..." Xiaoling looked at the other girls with evil intentions, as if she wanted to strip them naked and rob them all.
The girls were wailing and complaining again...
Fang Zheng looked at the scene in front of him and felt that this world was so fucking amazing. The thoughts in these women's minds were so amazing. They didn't care about losing their underwear, but instead cared about winning or losing in bets... As expected, the women's hearts were so deep that they stayed away.
Women, safety first.
Lin Dongshi and others looked at each other, and Lin Dongshi said: "If I remember correctly, last time we were in the village, a dog took away Xiaoling's high heels, and Xiaoling almost had sex with the owner of the dog, right? Today, right?
So easy to talk to?"
Lao Tao patted Lin Dongshi's shoulder and said: "I want to slap him twice for his pockmarked face. Look at this... a society that only cares about faces. Do you still want fairness? If you want fairness, why don't you get Fang Rong?"
Woolen cloth?"
Lin Dongshi thought of the woman who weighed three times his weight and said with a clear look on his face: "Sure enough, women have also fallen, they are all rogues..."
Luo Lidao: "You two are useless. That pockmarked one curses people when he opens his mouth. It would be strange if Xiaoling doesn't scold him. Let's look at Master Fangzheng, can it be the same?"
…
However, Master Fang Zheng, whom they envied, was about to burst into tears. A large group of women gathered around him and asked him all kinds of questions, and they were not afraid of meat and fish. Fang Zheng's head almost turned into a stewed egg when he asked questions.
"Master Fangzheng, you have seen so many underwear, which one do you like best?"
"The one I have is the biggest, the one with the red one and the rose. Do you remember, Master?"
"Mage, if it's too big it doesn't look good, the medium size is just right..."
Fang Zheng looked at the sky speechlessly. He regretted going down the mountain to apologize this time. What was he apologizing for? This was like being sent to the wolf's den! Now Fang Zheng finally understood why Tang Monk had an awesome monkey next to him.
Without the monkey in the way, Tang Seng was alone when he came out, but by the time he got to Xitian, he would have been an army...
Fang Zheng glanced at the monkey on the ground. It turned out that this guy was eating the banana given by others. He was so happy that he didn't care about being the host. He also forgot to apologize. They were both monkeys, so why was there such a big gap?
"Okay, okay, you guys, please calm down and stop teasing others. Pack your things quickly and get ready to leave. If you leave late, you won't be able to have dinner." Li Xueying finally came to the rescue.
As a result, the girls immediately changed their targets. Xiaoling hugged Li Xueying's arm and said: "Sister Xueying, didn't you search the temple? Why didn't you find our underwear? You didn't search carefully..." and then used
He looked at Li Xueying with a look that I understood.
The other arm was hugged again, and a girl said hey: "Sister Xueying, that evening, I saw you carrying a..."
"Each person has an LV bag." Li Xueying raised her head and said.
"I saw Sister Xueying watching the sunset. Is the sunset nice?" the girl immediately changed her mind.
When the girls heard this, they immediately became energetic. They all gathered around and started chatting in all directions.
Fang Zheng felt dizzy as there were five to six thousand ducks running all over the ground.
At this moment, a big hand pulled Fang Zheng aside, but it was Yu Guangze. Yu Guangze asked curiously: "Master Fang Zheng, did you, a monkey, really take it?"
Fang Zheng kicked the monkey and said, "I'm asking you, did you get it?"
The monkey covered his face and turned away in shame.
Yu Guangze burst out laughing, then turned his eyes and said: "Master Fangzheng, your three little animals are very spiritual. If you can train them a little, they can all become good actors. You see..."
"Director Yu, it's getting late, and the poor monk is going back first. Farewell..." Fang Zheng quickly dragged the monkey and left.
Acting may be a good thing, but Fang Zheng knows better what these animals want. What they want is a free life, not a life of following the crew and everything is mechanized. The most important thing is that Fang Zheng can't let go of these three.
little things……
Seeing this, Yu Guangze laughed and said, "Master Fangzheng, if you change your mind one day, please contact me. I have applied for your WeChat friend, please approve it!"
Just as Fang Zheng was about to answer, he heard a group of women shouting behind him: "We are also joining, Master Fang Zheng, please pass! Please be a friend!"
Fang Zheng immediately fled. Women are indeed terrifying creatures.
ps: The WeChat public platform has finally been opened. WeChat ID: Huangliangjiu. I am looking for a girl to make a small illustration of a monk. I will give it to everyone when the time comes.