The lone wolf suddenly stood up and pretended to want to eat. The monkey quickly grabbed a handful in his hand, smelled it, and found it had no taste. He dipped it in some sauce and wanted to try it first.
As a result, I suddenly noticed a faint murderous aura coming from the side. I glanced at it and saw that the lone wolf was standing up and lying on the table, as if he was ready to bite at any time, and he was already ready to bite.
The monkey quickly turned around and hummed: "Want to eat my food, Brother Monkey? No way!"
As a result, the lone wolf chased me, opened his mouth and bit him.
The monkey raised his hand high to avoid the sneak attack of the lone wolf, then laughed strangely, waved the mother-in-law in his hand arrogantly, and then stuffed it all into his mouth.
At that moment, the monkey saw the lone wolf showing a wicked smile, opening his mouth slightly, and the vegetable leaves in his mouth had not been eaten yet!
The monkey immediately felt something was wrong, and finally took one bite... At that moment, the monkey's butt became even redder, and his eyes became red as well. He felt so bitter in his mouth that he almost vomited out the bitter bile, and opened his big mouth.
Just spit it out!
Finally, there was a squeaking sound, but it was the squirrel coming back.
At that moment, the monkey and the lone wolf looked at each other and saw the tears in each other's eyes and said: "We can't be the only two being cheated!"
So the two guys endured the pain, closed their mouths, chewed the aroma in their mouths with smiles, and looked intoxicated.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he was completely speechless. Sure enough, cheating on people is contagious. He fed Lone Wolf a lot of mother-in-law dices because Lone Wolf had been angry for the past two days and wanted to make him angry. But Monkey, it was purely
It's a tragedy that Fang Zheng left things alone. However, it seems that another little guy is about to suffer a tragedy.
Fang Zheng said nothing and continued to watch the show, happily eating crystal rice and looking at the two guys with tears streaming down their faces but struggling to support the acting.
The squirrel came back, and the simple little fat man climbed up on the table. He saw the monkey reaching out to protect the bowl of Grandma Ding, chewing something in his mouth. The vegetable leaves hanging from the corner of his mouth showed that this was what he was eating! He looked intoxicated.
It looks delicious. Look at Lone Wolf again, he has the same expression, but why is this guy crying? Is it so delicious that he cries?
Little Fatty became even more curious and stretched out his paw to grab the bowl. However, the monkey was taller and longer and took the bowl away in one hand.
The squirrel quit, waving his fists and squeaking as if in protest. The monkey ignored him, so the squirrel had no choice but to complain to Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, monkey, don't bully the squirrel, put it down!"
The monkey reluctantly put down the bowl, and the squirrel immediately rubbed his hands and ran over. However, a pair of chopsticks blocked the squirrel's path. Fang Zheng said seriously: "Little guy, remember what I told you when you first ate.
Is it okay? No waste is allowed. Eat what you get. If you waste it, your food will be deducted for one day."
The little guy was very anxious. Seeing the monkey and the lone wolf eating so deliciously, he just wanted to eat it quickly, so he nodded repeatedly to express his understanding.
Only then did Fangzheng put away his chopsticks. This little guy was not big, but his mouth was very good at stuffing things. His little paws flicked around and he stuffed handfuls of granola into his mouth. His cheeks were bulging. It looked like this guy was ready to stuff things.
Take one bite and go back to eat for the whole day.
However, Fang Zheng looked at the squirrel with great sympathy. Greed really has to pay a price. This little guy is good at everything, but he is too greedy.
The monkey and the lone wolf immediately laughed when they saw the squirrel stuffing his mouth full of the mother-in-law. They took a bite of the bitter herbs with tears in their eyes and finally found their balance.
The squirrel still didn't understand what was going on. He took a bite of the granola in his mouth. The young leaves bit open and the juice inside spilled out. At that moment, the squirrel rolled his eyes and lay down on the table without moving.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he couldn't help laughing. This little guy finally paid the price for his greed.
Of course the squirrel didn't faint, but it was so bitter after tasting a leaf, and there were so many in his mouth... He felt desperate when he thought about it!
In the end, the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf all finished the food in their mouths with miserable expressions, and then looked at Fang Zheng with angry eyes. It was obvious that they had all fallen into the trap of this thief monk!
Fang Zheng didn't take it seriously. The old god was eating there, as if the three murderous glances didn't exist. He also did it for the good of the three little things, and dandelions were important, so he ate them to get rid of the heat. Even he himself ate a lot.
, although it is bitter, bitterness is also a taste. If you eat too much, you will get used to it.
Seeing Fang Zheng's carefree appearance, the three little guys looked at each other, and then started eating crystal rice crazily. Seeing this, Fang Zheng laughed and didn't take it seriously.
As a result, several guys who originally took more than ten minutes to eat finished their meals in just ten seconds. They really devoured their food so voraciously that their faces turned red without hesitation. Then the three guys rushed into the kitchen in a hurry.
I took it seriously, but a question suddenly occurred to me!
In the past, there were only lone wolves and squirrels. The lone wolf had no hands and could not serve rice. The squirrel was too small and could not do the job of serving rice unless he jumped into the pot... But now it seems that there is an extra one with long arms and legs that is also flexible.
monkey!
Fangzheng only listened to the kitchen's dingdong thoughts, and quickly ran over to check with the rice bowl. As soon as he entered the door, he saw three little things sticking out their butts and eating happily, and not a single rice grain was left in the pot!
"You three..." Fang Zheng's face suddenly turned dark. These three little guys are joining forces to take revenge!
The three guys ate like crazy without raising their heads, and soon they were all finished, and they all lay there stretched out, touching their bellies, motionless.
"Very good, eating more is a good thing. Eat more and work harder. In the next week, you three will be responsible for cleaning the temple. If it can't be cleaned well, hum..." Fang Zheng glanced at the pot, and his meaning was clear.
When the three little guys heard this, they immediately started to cry. It turns out that cleverness cannot defeat power...
In response, Fang Zheng ignored them and was probably going to be hungry in the afternoon.
Perhaps because the mountain was closed for filming a while ago, no pilgrims have gone up the mountain in the past two days, and it is impossible for the villagers in the village to come up and burn incense when they have nothing to do. As a result, Fang Zheng touched his pocket, looked at the sky speechlessly, and sighed: "
System, when will this kind of life end? We are too poor! I have given you some incense money, but I have not paid it back these days!"
"Then you should work hard to earn merit. When you become a Buddha, you will return to secular life." The system said leisurely.
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Is merit so easy to earn? So far, I have saved so many people, how many merit points can I have?"
"Okay, let me give you a hint. Your current merit is 200 points." The system said.
"Huh? Why so many?!" Fang Zheng was startled. Although he helped many people, the merit points he got every time were pitiful. He probably didn't even have a hundred points, so how could he suddenly have two hundred points?
Already?
ps: Fortunately, the total rewards so far are 166, and they didn’t kill me.