After going back and forth several times, Jiang Ye shouted as if he had seen a ghost: "Fuck! This damn dog has reached 135! Am I just dreaming?"
The woman leaned against the back of the chair and shouted with an extremely pale face: "Slow down, slow down..."
At the same time, on the edge of the field ahead, a father and son sat there and took out two cucumbers from the well pool. The son asked his father: "Dad, you watch the animal world every day, then let me ask you, what is the world like in this world?"
What animal is the fastest?”
When my father heard this, he laughed loudly and said: "You can't trouble me with this. I won't say anything else, but when it comes to animals, you are definitely a semi-expert. Most college students can't compare to me. In this world
The fastest animal on earth is of course the cheetah, which can reach a speed of 130 kilometers per hour! The absolute land speed overlord and the king of sprints!"
The son was about to praise him, but when he turned his head, his eyes straightened, and he subconsciously asked: "Dad, how fast can that dog run?"
"Dogs? Dogs are just trash. When it comes to running, their ancestors are still awesome. They can run at 60 kilometers per hour. The key point is that wolves have good patience and can run very well. People are relatively trash. They can't run fast and have poor endurance.
Shit..." My father was just talking when he heard the sound of the motor. He frowned and cursed: "What kind of unscrupulous thing is racing on this narrow road? Are you tired of life?"
My father turned his head and was stunned!
I saw a pickup truck driving wildly, as fast as a kid, as if it was following the highway!
What's even weirder is that a wolf can run faster than a pickup truck! It opens its big mouth and flicks its tongue in the wind. It looks a bit awkward, but its eyes are extremely serious. Its four paws move forward as if they are flying!
Pickups and lone wolves roar by!
The son asked: "Dad, is this a cheetah?"
Father: "%......#￥#......"
At this moment, a white shadow flashed past, leaving the stunned father and son with a shining bald head. The loose monk robes fluttered in the wind, and he stepped out slowly, but at an alarmingly fast speed! It didn't seem to be any faster than a pickup truck.
Always keep a distance from Wolfman.
"Dad, is that a two-legged cheetah? Why doesn't it have any hair?" The child looked at it blankly.
It was as if a hundred thousand wolves were whizzing by in his father's heart. He also wanted to ask, was that a cheetah? The slap in the face was too harsh. He just said that the wolf couldn't run fast, but it already reached a speed of more than a hundred miles. Just as he said
Scumbag, a monk walked more than a hundred miles!
My father pinched himself. It hurt. It was not a dream! However, who could explain to him what was going on? Could it be that the only truth program on the TV station was also adulterated? At this moment, my father was a little doubtful about life.
But there is someone who doubts life more than him, and that is Jiang Ye!
"Oh my god! My accelerator is all the way out, why is this damn dog still accelerating?!" Jiang Ye felt like he was about to cry. His pickup truck was not a big brand, and it took him more than 130 years to reach its end.
, it will float any faster. Although he is not convinced, he does not want to take his own life as a joke!
As he was distracted, Jiang Ye's girlfriend suddenly shouted: "Traffic police..."
When Jiang Ye heard this, he was startled and hurriedly braked. However, he was an experienced driver after all. Although he saw the traffic police, he still did not brake suddenly, but braked. Even so, the harsh braking sound would be heard by the monks beside the well.
The traffic policeman was alarmed. When the traffic policeman turned around, he was immediately happy. He stopped temporarily to drink some water, and even picked up a dead rabbit that hit a tree! He shook the water on his hand and walked over with a smile. He didn't see the two white lines at all.
The shadow has long gone away...
"The speed limit on this road is 40. You have run more than 100 miles for me. If I give you two wings, are you going to fly to heaven?" the traffic policeman said as he approached.
"Comrade Traffic Police, please listen to my explanation. Don't blame me for this. Originally, I was driving at 40 mph, but a dog overtook me and kept twerking in front of my car. You call me a big man.
, can you bear this? I was so angry that I stepped on the accelerator and accelerated." Jiang Ye quickly explained.
"Dog? Are you competing with a dog? Even if you are closer to the dog, you can run fifty or sixty, right?" the traffic policeman asked.
"The problem is that the dog ran very fast. Later, the dog ran for more than 130 years and I couldn't catch up! If it weren't for chasing it, I would have slowed down a long time ago," Jiang Ye said.
The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Ye seriously and said, "You'd better take the alcohol test first. The dog ran 130? Do you think that dog is a lightning dog or a superman dog?"
"I didn't drink! What I said is true. If you don't believe me, just ask my girlfriend." Jiang Ye shouted.
"Sorry, I'm not your girlfriend, but you have such a temper, haha... Bye!" After Jiang Ye's girlfriend said this, she turned around and said wow... She never wanted to sit in a jerk's car again in her life.
It's terrible!
The traffic policeman looked at Jiang Ye with sympathy, and Jiang Ye said aggrievedly: "What I said is true. There really was a dog that ran away for a hundred and three times, and there was a monk walking behind it. It's not... you
What is this look?"
"Do you think I'm a fool? A dog can run 130 times? You can check online to find out how fast a dog can run! Why don't you say that the monk is flying after the monk is following you? Stop talking nonsense.
"What's the matter? Let's go to the traffic police team first. I suspect that you have a brain problem and are not suitable to continue driving..." said the traffic policeman.
Jiang Ye had a bitter look on his face. He swore that what he said was true! Why didn't anyone believe it?
No matter Jiang Ye was unlucky later, someone is going to be unlucky now!
"Sister Wang, drive faster. People in the village will catch up soon and you will be in trouble. This little thing is not honest. He just took sleeping pills, but he couldn't sleep for long." The sharp-mouthed monkey said, with a black mole on his chin.
The woman urged.
"Why urge? He is working in the fields, and I have been to this village a little bit. There are only a few families with cars. There is also a house that was burned by fire and the house has not been built yet. We are in the city.
The speed is already fast enough. Any faster will easily lead to trouble. Didn't you see the traffic policeman just now? If he is caught, we can't tell." The skin was sallow, the headscarf was taken off, and he was wearing a shirt of his own.
The woman said.
"I don't know what's going on. My eyelids are twitching and I always feel like something is going to happen." The woman with the black mole said.
"It's okay. I haven't seen anything in all these years. I'm just a child. How big a deal can it be? Just don't panic when you meet someone." The fat woman said, and as she spoke, she passed another village.
"Sister Wang, I'm not you. I'm just taking over. I'm a little panicked." The woman with the black mole said.
"Cousin, it was always like this in the beginning. After selling a few more, you'll get used to it," Sister Wang said.
"Sister Wang, where are these children being sold? Will they be harmed?" the woman with the black mole asked.