"Hey, this is the kind of brightness I want! I used to be illuminated by high beams, but now I want to illuminate them one by one!" Liu Xiaozhou said proudly. m. The most data-saving site for mobile phones.
"It's easy to go wrong. What if it causes a car accident?" said my friend.
"It was him who hit it, not me. Who is to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou curled his lips and said disapprovingly.
My friend thought about the same thing, but still reminded him: "If something goes wrong, leave quickly, don't stop, and don't watch the fun."
Liu Xiaozhou chuckled and said, "It's necessary, don't worry!"
While he was talking, a Land Rover came towards him. Liu Xiaozhou whistled and said, "Hey, this guy's lights are pretty bright too. Who is afraid of whom? The modified headlights will teach you how to behave!"
As a result, the lights were turned on and a photo appeared!
"What the hell!" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a black-haired monster sitting on the cab of the other party, which seemed to be a black bear spirit! At that moment, Liu Xiaozhou was so frightened that all the hairs on his body stood up and he got goosebumps.
It fell to the ground, my whole body trembled, I stepped hard on my foot, and the accelerator was increased! I almost rear-ended the car in front of me, but made a sharp turn, and the car rushed out uncontrollably, and hit a wall with a bang.
, there was a big hole in the wall, and I was stuck in it and couldn't get out.
Fortunately, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends were wearing seat belts and all the airbags deployed, thus saving their lives...
Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend looked at each other and felt like they were crying!
My friend said: "You still can't turn on the high beam?"
Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and said with a cry: "Damn it, I'm going to dismantle the high-beam headlights from now on, it's a rip-off... Also, what the hell is in that car? I'm going to buy a mask too!"
By the way, Zhou Wu was driving, but he saw a BMW suddenly hit the wall. His extremely depressed face finally had a smile. Sure enough, seeing others being unlucky made him happy!
However, Zhou Wu was not happy for long. After arriving at the hospital, he cried... After various tests at the hospital, the conclusion was...
"According to the results of the examination, there is nothing wrong with your face. As for why you have hair and why you have moles, this... needs further observation." The doctor said very solemnly.
When Zhou Wu heard this, he immediately understood that the words sounded nice, but in fact they were telling him that he couldn't be cured! His eyes darkened and he fainted.
Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu quickly stepped forward to help...
When Zhou Wu woke up, he touched the black hair on his face. It was not a dream! He felt like crying without tears...
Next to her, Ge Yan was holding a mobile phone in her hand, with an angry look on her face. Zhou Wu’s angle just happened to see what was on the screen. When he saw it, his lungs were about to explode with anger! That was Ge Yan’s circle of friends, and there was a shocking message on it.
There was a photo of him with a black hair on his face! He remembered that he took it!
Zhou Wu hurriedly looked for his cell phone, but couldn't find it. Then he remembered that he was so frightened that he threw away his cell phone. He couldn't help but cursed in his heart: "What bastard took my cell phone and posted it randomly on Moments? I'm going to fuck you."
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At the same time, Zhou Wu had a feeling that the people in the hospital looked at him with a strange light, and they were all laughing at him! Vaguely, Zhou Wu heard someone nearby talking about the black hair and moles on his face.
At that moment, Zhou Wu exploded. He rushed up, pointed at the patient in the next bed, and roared: "Shut up, what are you talking about?"
The patient was startled, looked at the pig head in his lunch box and said, "I...I said I didn't clean the hair on the pig head. What's wrong?"
Zhou Wu suddenly froze in place, looking at the pig head meat in the patient's lunch box, and sure enough, there was a bunch of hair...
"Church!" Zhou Wu cursed three times, turned around and ran out.
Ge Yan saw Zhou Wu running out and quickly grabbed Zhou Wu and said: "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Wu pointed at his face and said, "What are you doing? What else can I do? With a face like this, what else can I do in the future?" After saying that, Zhou Wu ran out and was so scared that Zhou Wenwu burst into tears.
, Ge Yan quickly picked up her son Zhou Wenwu and chased after him.
After getting into his car and cutting off the sight of outsiders, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot. He leaned back in his chair and said with a cry: "Honey, I...what will I do in the future..."
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, the person who untied the bell must also tie the bell. I think this matter is probably related to the monk of Yizhi Temple. Have you forgotten what he said? And your first black
The mole started to grow from the first bamboo shoot you wasted after he left. Although I didn't see it later, I'm sure the mole will be bigger if you waste a bamboo shoot."
Zhou Wu wanted to refute, but the matter had reached this point, and he had no choice but to act as a doctor and asked: "Then what should I do now?"
"Go back to Yizhishan and have a good talk with that monk. Maybe, maybe there is still hope..." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wuyi gritted his teeth and said: "Let's go and have a look! If, if he really did it, I...I..."
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Wu couldn't say a harsh word. Fang Zheng could make him have black moles on his face, and he could also make him have black moles all over his body. Facing such a strange person, he was really frightened.
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, I have been thinking about a question along the way. Wasn't what we did before a bit too domineering? Isn't this monk the one God took to take pictures of us?"
Zhou Wu hummed and said nothing, but after reflecting on his past actions, he was indeed a bit domineering. But... was he really wrong?
Along the way, the two of them hardly spoke, and drove all the way to the foot of Yizhishan Mountain. By this time, it was already early in the morning.
Looking at Yizhi Mountain, Zhou Wu sighed and said, "You guys wait for me at the bottom of the mountain. I'll go up and have a look."
"No, I'll go with you." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu shook his head and hurried up the mountain.
Ge Yan thought for a while, but finally didn't follow him. She knew Zhou Wu too well. He was a bastard who wanted to save face and suffer...
When Zhou Wu climbed to the top of the mountain, the sun had already risen from the horizon. Standing on the top of Yizhi Mountain, looking at the white line at the end of the sky, he felt quite open-minded.
At this moment, with a creak, the door of Yizhi Temple slowly opened, and then a monk dressed in white appeared at the door.
Zhou Wu recognized Fang Zheng at a glance and immediately ran over and shouted: "Master Fang Zheng, help!"
Fang Zheng had just opened the door of the temple and was about to try the magic of the phaseless door when he heard a cry and turned around to look: "Amitabha, what is it? Black bear spirit?"
Although Fang Zheng obtained the black mole technique, and the black mole technique had clear instructions: "With just one thought, you can freely set the behavior of the mole's growth and fading. What Fang Zheng set is that as long as Zhou Wu wastes cold bamboo, it will immediately grow black.
A mole. But he really doesn’t know exactly what it will look like. As long as it’s life-threatening, Fang Zheng won’t bother to think about it.”
"Master Fangzheng, I am Zhou Wu!" Zhou Wu ran to Fangzheng and said.