Several people devoured it and finished it quickly!
After eating, both men and women, fat and thin, stared at Fang Zheng with wide eyes.
Fangzheng spread his hands and said, "Several donors have drank water and eaten rice. Maybe they listened to the poor monk's words?"
"Master, tell me. But before I say anything, can you give me some more rice? You don't know what kind of rice it is, but it is the most delicious rice I have ever eaten in my life! I really get hungrier the more I eat," the fat man shouted.
road.
Fang Zheng shook his head decisively. It was a joke. He didn't have enough to eat, so why should he give it to these people? Did he think he was starving to death quickly enough, so he wanted to speed up?
The fat man wanted to say something else, but Jiang Ting pulled the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, accept it as soon as you see fit. Master is willing to give you food, which is already a great kindness."
As expected, the fat man shut up. He has a soft mouth when eating people and short hands when taking people. In addition, the various magical features of this temple really convinced him.
Jiang Ting stepped forward and said, "Master, you were about to say something to me before. Unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't listen because he didn't know what to do. Master, please don't be offended. If you have anything to say, just say it."
"Yes, yes, yes, just say it. Don't say that our hall is darkened or that there is a bloody disaster. That stuff sounds like a liar." The fat man shouted without restraint.
The monkey went up and kicked me, and the fat man said aggrievedly: "Damn monkey, why are you kicking me? Isn't that what you said?"
"You're talking nonsense! Shut up! If you talk again, I'll let the wind out of the car and you'll have to walk back by yourself!" the monkey scolded.
The fat man wanted to say something else, but in the end everyone looked at him angrily! The fat man decisively shut up.
The monkey then straightened up and said with a sly smile: "Master, don't blame me, just go ahead and say it."
Fang Zheng gave a wry smile, are these guys all fortune tellers? Why are they so accurate every time he speaks? Fang Datong last time and Fatty this time are both graduates of a seminary.
But Fang Zheng still said it, for no other reason than two lives and two lucky draw opportunities! He couldn't bear to miss it. So Fang Zheng said: "The donors only need to agree to one request of the poor monk."
"Oh? Even though Master said, we dare not go up to the mountain of knives or to the sea of fire. But we can still do things within our power." Monkey did not dare to finish his words. The monk in front of him was mysterious and could not do things that the other party could not do.
, he really didn’t dare to boast about Haikou.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "I don't need anyone else to do anything to me. This donor and this female donor promised me that if I encounter a convoy of four trucks pulling coal in the future, I will not overtake them and drive slowly."
, just keep a safe distance between cars.”
"Ah? That's it?" Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.
Jiang Ting, Fatty, and Ruan Ying were also stunned. They didn't expect that the master in front of them would go around in a circle and say such a nonsense.
The monkey was also excited and immediately asked: "Master, what have you calculated?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "The donor does not need to ask any more questions. He only needs to remember what the poor monk said and follow it, and then he will repay today's love." At the same time, Fang Zheng asked the system: "What I said is not revealing the secret.
Bar?"
"As long as you don't tell the whole truth and are just giving guidance, it doesn't count. But you said too much today, so it's better to say less in the future," the system reminded.
Fangzheng breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the system would give him a bad review and deduct points or something. When the task was completed, but he didn't get a good prize, that would be really frustrating. After all, this task is very strenuous.
.
Now that the words have come to this, what else can the monkey say?
The monkey opened his mouth, screamed, and said angrily: "Lu Xiaoya, why are you pinching me?"
"Master is talking to you, why are you in a daze? Hurry up." Lu Xiaoya glared.
Monkey originally had some questions that he wanted to ask, but after being forced by his wife, he stopped asking them and simply said: "Don't worry, Master, I have remembered what you said. If we really encounter each other, we will never overtake and drive at a safe distance."
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Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, made an invitation gesture and said: "Several donors, it's getting late, please go down the mountain as soon as possible. I don't stay overnight on this mountain."
Monkey, Fatty, Jiang Ting and others were indeed tired. Although they drank water and ate crystal rice, after all, humans are not machines. So they said goodbye and left. The few of them went down the mountain safely, returned to the car, and looked back at Yizhi Mountain.
, there are clouds and mist on the mountain, hazy, like a dream.
Jiang Ting silently took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and posted a new Weibo: "Today I climbed the Yizhi Mountain with Fatty, Monkey, Xiaoya, and Ying'er and saw the Yizhi Temple.
It has been the most fulfilling, strange and dreamy day since I was a child. Until now, I still feel like I am in a dream. Can anyone tell me whether I am dreaming or awake?"
Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Founder, but the handsome bald monk with a sunny smile flashed in his mind, and his pretty face turned red, but he didn't know how to write it. He was always afraid that he would make a mistake if he wrote it wrong.
People misunderstand...
With the sound of the fat man's whistle, Jiang Ting came to his senses and left.
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of several people leaving and cursed in his heart: "You bastards, eat and drink from Sa's family, why don't you put incense sticks on them! You don't even leave a cent of the incense money, so you're not holding the door!"
After cursing, Fang Zheng still didn't give up. He returned to the main hall and searched inside and outside. He found everything under the incense burner, under the altar table, and under the futon... Then he became dejected, sighed, went back to the backyard, and went to sleep.
That night, he was so disappointed that he had no sleep...
"Ding! As a master, worrying about gains and losses does not meet the system's requirements for you. Sometimes you don't need it, and when you don't have it, don't force it."
"Is this a comfort for venting your conscience?" Fang Zheng asked.
"Ding! I'm just reminding you that if you don't sleep, you will be even hungrier."
"You..." Fang Zheng touched his belly. He was not hungry! For lunch, he felt compassionate and cooked a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and others. Now that there was not much rice, he decided to save money.
Skip dinner and go to bed early so you won't be hungry when you fall asleep.
However, when the system reminded him, he realized that he was hungry!
Ouch...Outside, the lone wolf is also hungry...
At the bottom of the mountain, three cars entered Yizhi Village and were preparing to leave the village after twists and turns.
Song Ergou, who said in the morning that Fang Zheng was not good, finished his dinner and squatted in the corner to brag. As soon as he saw the luxury car coming out, he immediately shouted: "Hey! Guys, what's it like on the mountain? What did Fang Zheng tell you?"
The window rolled down, and the fat man stretched out a thumb and said: "This temple is awesome! Come back again!"