Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and replied: "If the poor monk knew this, would he still be a monk on this mountain? If he really wanted to listen to the poor monk's advice, the poor monk could only tell him that there is a place on the opposite mountain that he can go and see.
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Red Boy sent it immediately.
Zhao Datong was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and said with a bitter look on his face: "Master, didn't you say that praying to Buddha can also seek marriage? Why do you still want me to become a monk?"
"The poor monk is not a Buddha. You asked for the wrong thing." Fang Zheng replied.
Zhao Datong thought about it and asked: "Master, is there really nothing we can do?"
Fang Zheng shook his head. When Red Boy saw that Fang Zheng was silent, he rolled his big eyes and came up with an idea. He smiled and imitated Fang Zheng's tone and said: "Yes, no one is invincible if he is shameless. If you want to be shameless, the scenery on the opposite mountain will be too.
good."
Although Honghai'er has never been with a partner or been in love. But after watching the mobile phone for so long, he understands the truth. Patience is important when chasing girls, but face is especially important. Otherwise, if you work hard for a thousand years, you will be silent.
All you have to do is wait for the other party's wedding invitation. You can only express your attitude shamelessly. No matter whether the other party refuses or not, at least what you do will be seen in her eyes, remembered in her heart, and understands what you mean. She will not
Being ignored or misunderstood. This can also increase the chance of a drop of water hitting the stone, otherwise... hahaha.
Although Honghaier had never been in love, he thought it was fun to help people fall in love, so he secretly gave Zhao Datong advice without telling Fang Zheng.
Zhao Datong frowned as he listened to "Fang Zheng"'s words. He always felt that something was wrong. But after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that it was indeed true. How about giving it a try?
At night, when Fang Zheng was about to go to bed, he put his phone back, lay on the bed, and casually browsed the latest news.
At this moment, Fang Zheng suddenly received a message from Zhao Datong. It was a photo with an additional message below: "Master, it turns out that I am not thick-skinned enough, and it swelled up after a slap..."
Fangzheng was stunned, what did this mean? He scrolled up the chat history...
"Purify your heart!" A roar came from Fang Zheng's Zen room.
Not long after, the clear and melodious sound of a big slap on the butt resounded through the sky, accompanied by the cry of a naughty child...
After Fang Zheng finished playing, there was thunder. Red Boy covered his buttocks and squatted pitifully aside, looking at Fang Zheng.
The lone wolf, monkey, and squirrel were so frightened that they squatted beside them without saying a word.
Fang Zheng hummed and said, "Jing Xin, do you know you are wrong?"
Honghai'er said: "Master, I also learned it from the Internet. Do I want to help him too?"
"Have you ever been in love?" Fang Zheng asked, rolling his eyes.
Hong Hai'er licked his fingers and picked them out one by one, saying: "If it's a female partner, I've had more than a hundred. If it's a childbearing partner, there's none. If it's a partner who brings tea and water, and serves meals.
If so, I have dozens, and dozens more are used for dancing...Master, what is that look in your eyes? Why do I feel so cold all over?"
Just like a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit, Fang said to the monkey mischievously: "Jingzhen is going to get the broom from the Sa family. Today the Sa family is going to go on a killing spree!"
Not long after, a cry came from the yard: "Master, what's wrong with me? Stop chasing me..."
"Stop! Dare you bully a single person? Have you ever been bitten?"
"Master, I told the truth, didn't I lie?"
"So master, just hit me once, don't run away!"
"It's murder, please help..."
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After a while of fun, Fang Zheng returned to the meditation room, opened WeChat and was dumbfounded.
"Master, you are so awesome! This slap was not in vain, it's done!" Zhao Datong's words were followed by an extremely excited expression.
Fang Zheng was completely speechless. Is this okay?
Fang Zheng replied: "Is it really done?"
"It's done. The goddess just asked me if it hurts and asked me to go downstairs. I went and she said she promised me... I was too nervous before, subconsciously. Haha... I'm single and have a girl.
We are friends, la la la la..." Zhao Datong sent the message extremely excitedly. But when he sent the second message, he was shocked to find that he had been blocked!
"What is going on?" Zhao Datong scratched his head in confusion and said to himself.
At this moment, Fang Zheng looked out the window with a bitter look on his face: "Is today the Dog Abuse Day? Hey... when can I return to secular life?"
While talking, Fang Zheng fell asleep.
There was nothing to say all night, but the next day, with the words of the big rooster at the foot of the mountain: "Let's get started!"
Everyone on the mountain got up, cleaned and cooked in a one-stop process. After finishing the work, Red Boy and Squirrel worked hard, one carrying two large buckets and the other carrying a makeshift water bowl, and went down the mountain.
.The punishment that should be met is absolutely indispensable!
Fang Zheng was sitting under the Bodhi tree, reading the scriptures with peace of mind. Pilgrims kept coming in and seeing Fang Zheng reading the scriptures, they did not disturb Fang Zheng. After so long, everyone has become accustomed to the rules of Yizhi Temple. The rules of Yizhi Temple are
, everyone can do whatever they want. There are no fortune tellers here, no people selling magic charms, Buddhist beads, and horses. The only thing you have to do is to burn incense, make a wish, and then leave. If you want to burn high-grade incense, you only need to take the high-grade incense and spend two hundred
Just put them into the merit box, and no one will care about this.
In this kind of thing, no one would secretly take high incense without giving money. As for making a wish, it only works if you sincerely ask for it. Secretly taking high incense without giving money is still under the eyes of the Bodhisattva, and the wish will come true.
There were a lot of pilgrims today. After a while in the morning, the number of pilgrims gradually decreased, and finally there was no one left.
Fang Zheng didn't pay attention. At this moment, a young man ran in. He looked very anxious. He entered the Buddhist hall, burned incense, knelt there and started talking. Yes, everyone else is in their hearts.
Praying silently, the guy opened his mouth and said directly. The monkey looked at Fang Zheng, asking if he wanted to stop him.
Fang Zheng shook his head. He was also curious about what this guy was going to say.
The man knelt there and said: "Hello, Bodhisattva, my name is Pan An, um, that's the beautiful man in ancient times, Pan An with extraordinary intelligence. My name is good, and I'm not a bad person, but I don't know why.
I just couldn’t be bothered to work. A while ago, my family introduced me to a few jobs. When I went there, I was so tired that I couldn’t believe they were done by humans. Did you know that the factory actually asked me to work a ten-hour shift, with only half of the work in between?
Hours of rest, is that done by humans?
Hey, I ask myself that I still have some talent, but why am I so poor? Bodhisattva, I don’t ask for great wealth, but you can show me a clear path. I’m not afraid of being tired, I just want to find someone who can give and repay.
It’s just a job that is directly proportional to the job. They say that the Bodhisattva Spirit of Yizhi Temple is here. I came here specially to ask the Bodhisattva to introduce me to a good job. It is best to work less, make more money, and be promoted without pressure.
kind……"
ps: I currently owe 3 chapters to Brother Da Fei and 5 chapters to Miss Haidilaoxue. I owe a total of eight chapters. By the end of the month, I will blow them all up in one go. I am currently saving my manuscripts.: