Fang Zheng was not tempted at all and said disapprovingly: "However, I can't go. Lin Yuan Xianyu is useless. It's better to be down-to-earth and do the job in front of me. By the way, did you check this word or not?" Fang Zheng changed the subject.
asked.
This is Fang Zheng. He will not be too ambitious and indulge in fantasy. He will see the most reality in front of him! If he looks at the past, he can check his own mistakes; if he does well in the present, he can control the future. If he stands on tiptoe and looks at the mountains in the distance, he will not be able to walk in his lifetime.
To the top of the mountain...
After Hong Haier's patient explanation, Fang Zheng finally understood how to practice this Qi practice. At night, Fang Zheng sat cross-legged on the bed and adjusted his breathing...
The next day, when the sky was slightly bright, Fang Zheng got up and woke up the monkey, Red Boy and others.
Hong Hai'er rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master, what are you doing so early in the morning?"
"Nothing to do. I'm going to take you down the mountain. Of course, if you don't want to go, you can stay on the mountain." Fang Zheng said.
"Go!" Hong Hai'er immediately became energetic when he heard that he could go down the mountain.
"Then hurry up and get ready." Fang Zheng said with a smile.
So Red Boy hurried back, washed himself, and came out in high spirits. The little blue monk's clothes were on him, making him look particularly energetic.
The monkey kept following Fang Zheng, the squirrel held a nut and called it breakfast; the lone wolf peed and said it was ready.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Fang Zheng waved his hand and went down the mountain collectively.
"Master, what's going on down the mountain today?" the squirrel asked like a curious baby.
"It's a festival today. I will take you to experience the festival on earth." Fang Zheng said seriously, with a wicked smile in his eyes.
"Master, didn't you say that today is Chinese Valentine's Day, so it has nothing to do with us? Are you going to torture the dog when you go down the mountain now?" Honghai'er surfs the Internet every day, so he naturally knows a lot.
But some people never go online, for example...
"Why are you torturing me?" Lone Wolf asked cutely.
Fangzheng, Red Boy: "..."
Fang Zheng changed the topic and said: "Being in the world is also a practice. Today we will go to hell and experience what it feels like to torture a dog... ugh..."
The squirrel is cute, but I don’t understand what it means, and the lone wolf can’t understand it either, but it always feels tight in the anus and feels like being abused. The monkey doesn’t care, just follow the master and learn, and at the same time secretly memorize Fang Zheng’s words and deeds
, and then followed suit. Honghaier looked like it was indeed the case, but he didn’t care!
However, is this really the case?
After going down the mountain, just after dawn, Fang Zheng saw Wang Yougui coming out on a motorcycle, with a large cardboard box pulled on the back seat of the car.
"Good morning, Donor Wang." Fang Zheng stepped forward and said politely.
Wang Yougui laughed loudly and said: "Good morning, Abbot Fangzheng, the wind blew you all down the mountain today."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Xiangfeng, donor, you went out so early, what good things did you buy and came back?"
Wang Yougui blushed and said with a smile: "Isn't it a holiday today? I bought some gifts for my family, and I also learned from young people, being romantic..."
Fang Zheng came over to take a look and immediately smiled. There was actually a large bouquet of roses in the big box. He clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, donor, you have indeed kept pace with the times. I admire you..."
"Go away, don't tell anyone, or I won't break your legs." Wang Yougui's face turned red. Generally, for old couples in the village, it would be fashionable to give them some clothes, but he was definitely the first to give roses.
If word spreads about it, he thinks it will be on the headlines of the villagers section tomorrow.
As a result, just after Wang Yougui entered the house, he heard the ecstatic laughter of Wang Yougui's wife coming from the house, and at the same time there were scoldings: "You old thing, you are so old, you are giving this thing! Isn't it a shame? It's a waste of money, refund it
Go back, go back, I don’t want it! Oh, what are you doing? Why are you kneeling down?”
"Honey, you have worked hard these years!"
"You...bastard, it's good to know."
"Wife, come and give me a kiss..."
…
Hearing these disgusting words, Fang Zheng, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Red Boy collectively shuddered. Thinking about the appearance of the two people in the picture, they shuddered again.
The squirrel said bitterly: "Master, why do I feel so scared and scared?"
Lone Wolf also said: "Human beings are really scary. What you say makes me need to pee..."
"Master, I'd better go back to the mountain," said the monkey.
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at them and was too lazy to pay attention to these guys. This was just the beginning, where were we?
Seeing that Fang Zheng remained silent, Squirrel asked curiously: "Master, that flower is so beautiful. What does sending that flower mean?"
"Idiot, that represents love, red love... Even if I tell you, you don't understand." Hong Boy said, shaking his head.
As a result, the squirrel rolled its eyes at him and said, "Isn't it just to find a mate? Human beings are really speechless. When we look for a mate, we always give him pine nuts. We eat enough, and there is no irritated female squirrel."
The lone wolf said: "As long as we are strong enough, the female wolves don't live in groups? It's much easier than you to grab whoever you like."
The monkey nodded and said: "We are similar, but we still need to put some effort into it."
Hong Hai'er sneered: "Of course... I am still comfortable as king. I remember when I was born, my mother prepared 3,000 maids for me and 800 to serve me..."
Boom! Boom boom boom!
A series of crackling sounds were heard, and Fang Zheng each cracked, and snorted coldly: "Stop bragging, we are all monks now, women will have nothing to do with you from now on, no matter how much we talk about it, it will be useless. Today, you guys
Just take care of it!"
"What are you looking at?" the squirrel asked with tears in his eyes, covering his head.
Fangzheng spoke one word at a time and said forcefully: "Watch other people pick up girls! Show off their girls, show off their boyfriends, show off their feelings! Kiss me, pull and pull!"
"Poof!" The nuts in the squirrel's mouth sprayed out.
Monkey clasped his hands together and said: "Master, I suddenly remembered that the yard has not been swept clean yet. Why don't I go back and sweep the floor?" I just watched an elderly version of Love, and I already had goosebumps all over the floor. If this continues
After reading this, Monkey felt that he would doubt whether his heart towards Buddha was firm.
Red Boy also said: "Master, my stomach hurts and I want to go back to the toilet."
Just as Squirrel was about to speak, Fangzheng glanced sideways and said first, "Jingzhen, monks don't lie. I will give you another chance to reorganize your language. What did you just say?"
The monkey looked at Fang Zheng with a smirk on his face and trembled: "That...master, my disciple will follow in your footsteps. Amitabha..."
Fang Zheng looked at Hong Boy again and said with a smile: "Disciple, being a teacher is only fair, and I will give you a chance to reorganize your language."
"Master, if you move forward boldly, my disciple will never fall behind even half a step!" Hong Hai'er quickly expressed his stance.
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, looked at the squirrel with his mouth slightly open and said, "Jingkuan, what do you want to say?"