At the same time, he also included a photo of himself thinking he was handsome, but it turned out that there was a roll of toilet paper next to the pillow, and more on the floor...
Even though Fang Zheng was uneducated, he still understood the mystery and replied: "Amitabha, donor, don't worry, pay attention to fertilization!"
It was the first time that Fang Zheng used such a smart phone. He swiped his hand and sent it! He discovered that he had made a typo. Before he could correct it, he heard footsteps and noises coming from outside, and someone called out to Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng hurried out.
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At the same time, in a lecture theater in the Physical Education Department of Jilin University, a middle-aged female teacher was teaching everyone about human physiology. The two enlarged diagrams of the human body made many girls blush.
The boys, on the other hand, looked indifferent. This thing was so inferior compared to the **** photos and videos they collected! All kinds of bad reviews...
Just when everyone was bored, a sudden exclamation came.
"Fuck! Master, is he so unruly?"
"That classmate, what did you say?" The female teacher in front stared at Zhao Datong angrily. She could tolerate playing with her mobile phone in her class, but you yelling and swearing were too much.
Yes! She is very angry!
Zhao Datong stood up quickly and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, teacher, I just had a nightmare."
Everyone knows that this guy didn't sleep, but this step is not bad. When the female teacher saw Zhao Datong's sincere apology, she calmed down her anger and said: "Study hard."
"Yes, yes..." Zhao Datong nodded repeatedly.
As a result, Zhao Datong sat down, and Hu Han next to him shouted: "Damn it! Master's taste is so strong?!"
"Your sister, peek at my phone!" Zhao Datong became anxious and shouted.
Then……
"You two, get out!" The female teacher finally came to life. With a roar, Zhao Datong and Hu Han walked out in despair.
As for being punished by standing? The two of them wouldn't be punished by standing at the door, they would just run away.
"Datong, what's the relationship between you and the master? You guys...does your butt hurt?" Hu Han said with a bad smile.
"Get out!" Zhao Datong scolded, and at the same time he was confused. He just had no energy, but he didn't need to be fertilized, right? And these two sperms are not the same thing...
"Datong, don't be angry. I think you should think about how to fertilize. I tell you, I will definitely not give it to you..." After saying that, Hu Han ran away.
Zhao Datong was so angry that his liver was about to explode, but he had no choice but to go back dejectedly.
As a result, Hu Han, a big talker, couldn't hold back and told Ma Juan, and Ma Juan told Fang Yunjing. Fortunately, Fang Yunjing was tight-lipped and didn't spread the word. Instead, he silently wrote a diary, but forgot to set the permissions.
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Fang Yunjing, a knowledge-based beauty, has countless suitors. When a diary was posted, a group of otaku suitors read it in seconds, and then Zhao Datong squatted in the dormitory, unable to go out. Just then, from time to time, someone would yell outside the door: "Datong
, Do you want something refined? Fresh!”
"Go, go, go!" Zhao Datong yelled...
Zhao Datong really wanted to cry, but he didn't know how to explain it. He sent a message to Fang Zheng again. What did fertilization mean?
However, Fang Zheng was not online... Zhao Datong looked at the sky with tears in his eyes. He couldn't get through the day! Although he longed to become famous, he never thought about becoming so famous! How will he pick up girls in the future?
But Fang Zheng had no idea that these two typos had caused so much confusion to Zhao Datong.
When Fang Zheng walked out of the backyard door, he saw that there were indeed many police and armed police in the temple, armed with live ammunition and looking ready. At the same time, Wang Yougui, Tan Juguo, and even Song Ergou were also among them!
"Fangzheng, you're here at the right time. Come over here and introduce me to you. This is a comrade from the county, Director Zhang. Director Zhang, this is the host of Yizhi Temple, Master Fangzheng." Wang Yougui introduced quickly.
Director Zhang looks very smart and capable. The straight police uniform makes this man exude the majesty of a superior. His face is serious and unsmiling, but he is not stiff either.
Fangzheng clasped his hands together and pronounced a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, all donors, what do you want to do when you come to the poor monk's temple?"
"Little monk, have any strangers come to your temple recently?" A young police officer following Director Zhang asked impatiently.
Fang Zheng shook his head decisively: "No."
"Little monk, we can't believe what you say. If it's convenient, we can search the temple and please give way." The police officer said.
Fang Zheng shook his head again and said: "No! Buddhism is a quiet place and it is really not suitable for searching."
"Little monk, do you know who we are looking for? He is a murderer who robbed a cash transport truck, and he has a gun in his hand! We searched to ensure your safety. If we leave hastily, you will be in danger
"The young policeman said with a bit of displeasure. He doesn't believe in Buddhism. He doesn't believe in these things that go against his will. He said this just to scare the little monk in front of him. He wanted to see if the monk would be so scared after he was afraid.
Calm, so cool.
As a result, Fang Zheng still looked calm, with an indifferent smile on his face, and said: "No."
"Small……"
"What's so trivial? Didn't you hear what the village chief said? This is the presiding master, please pay attention." Director Zhang suddenly scolded the police officer, then smiled slightly and said: "Master, don't blame me. The main thing is that someone came out of the mountain.
A big event happened. Someone robbed a cash transport truck and killed the escort. According to the intelligence, he should have come to this area, so we went up the mountain to search for him. This man's name is Han Xiaoguo, with a Chinese character face, thick eyebrows, and small eyes. He used to be a policeman.
He is an international mercenary who is very skilled and kills people like crazy. If it is convenient, we would like to search...well, visit your temple."
Don't reach out to hit the smiling man, not to mention, Director Zhang did exactly what he said. After all, he is here to handle a major case. If he really wants to search, Founder can't stop him. Moreover, visiting and searching are two different things. Which one?
Buddha dislikes his high popularity? Searching is disturbing, visiting is popularity, naturally it is different. Fangzheng also despised the little policeman, no wonder he can only be a soldier, look at his leaders, how good they are at talking!
So Fang Zheng nodded and said: "Donor, please!"
Director Zhang smiled with satisfaction, while Wang Yougui and Tan Juguo beside him breathed a sigh of relief. They were really afraid that the two sides would get into trouble and it would not end well.
Fang Zheng took Director Zhang and the armed police soldiers into the Buddhist hall, then walked around the yard, and then went to the backyard. They visited Fang Zheng's kitchen, toilet, and meditation room. Then everyone left.
"Amitabha, dear donors, this temple is small and only so big. There is no other place to visit," Fang Zheng said.