"Zhao Wu, come on!" At this time, someone shouted.
"*** is out of date, Zhao Wu, learn from Jin Jia Ban and do something hot!"
…
A large group of people made a fuss, but the others didn't notice it and just joined in the fun and followed the fuss.
Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other and finally said: "Okay, you guys wait for me and put on makeup!"
After saying that, Zhao Wu went to the backstage. It took a little long this time. Just when everyone was about to lose their patience, Zhao Wu came out with a birthday hat on his head that he bought a cake for and a bed sheet on his body.
Holding a mop in his hand, he walked out unsteadily.
When Zhao Wu's wife saw it, she immediately knew what Zhao Wu was going to play. She sighed helplessly, and then said with a smile: "You damn ghost, you have been working on it for a long time and you just made such a crappy thing. What are you doing?"
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"Can't you see this?" Zhao Wu asked, shaking the mop.
"I can't tell, what are you doing?"
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east." Zhao Wuyi raised his head and said proudly.
"Pah!" The words were so fast that Zhao Wu's wife raised her hand and slapped her so hard that Zhao Wu's hat flew off. She scolded: "Can you pull me down? Are you still Tang Seng? You, Tang Seng, are almost as good as Bai Longma's brother-in-law."
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"What is that?" Zhao Wu picked up the hat, put it on again, and asked.
"White Dragon Donkey!" Zhao Wu's wife arrived.
Zhao Wu: "..."
"Don't talk about that, let's talk about it. From now on, you will be the king of the daughter country, and I will play Tang Monk. I want to leave the daughter country, and you will stay with me." Zhao Wudao.
"Let you stay? Why?" Zhao Wu's wife asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"What do you think...if a woman keeps a man, how do you think she should keep him? Huh? Huh?" Zhao Wufei gave a look that said you understand, everyone understands.
A whistle immediately came to mind below: "Take off one!"
Zhao Wu's wife glared at everyone and said: "What are you talking about? I am the king of the daughter country, I have moral integrity!" Then she turned around, her charming eyes floated up, and said: "Oh, friend Tang, don't leave, I'm still here.
I want to give birth to a monkey for you..."
"Stop!" Zhao Wu quickly shouted stop.
"What are you doing? Why did you stop?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"No, I asked you to play the king of the daughter country, not the vixen. Can you be more serious? Also, there is no need to give birth to monkeys. The poor monk brought one with him. It is already annoying enough. Don't add more.
." Zhao Wudao.
Zhao Wu's wife rolled her eyes at him and started again.
"Female donor." Zhao Wudao.
"Gaha?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"stop!"
"What happened again?"
"Tang Monk went to the southwest, why did you open your mouth and come to the northeast? What? The king of the daughter country is from the northeast? How come..."
"Then do it again."
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"Female donor, the poor monk is leaving."
"Where to go?"
"Okay, come here, prepare a wreath, paper money, and two beautiful female fairies for the master."
"Stop! I went to the West to seek scriptures, not to die! What kind of wreaths are made of paper money? Am I that kind of person? But... that female demon, you have to make your wreaths more beautiful."
"What's the matter? You still want to find a mistress?" Zhao Wu's wife suddenly became angry, put her hands on her hips and said angrily.
Zhao Wu hurried over: "Honey, don't take it seriously, aren't we acting?"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Continue..."
"Female donor, the poor monk is really leaving."
"Brother Yudi, are you just leaving like this?"
"Um."
"Don't you miss something?"
"Nostalgia."
"What are you missing?"
Zhao Wuzhi glanced at the king's chest and said seriously: "Steamed buns..."
Poof! Honghai'er squirted out a mouthful of water instantly, but there was a roar of applause from below.
Fang Zheng's brows furrowed tightly. He really didn't know what to say when he made fun of the classics like this. He always felt that something was uncomfortable...
"Then how many do you want?" The king seemed not to understand.
Zhao Wudao: "Four, two large steamed buns with white flour and two small steamed buns with red hearts."
"Pah!" The king raised his hand and slapped him away.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Wu shouted.
"Are you Tang Monk? Are you a devil of lust? Is there such a Tang Monk as you?"
"Then what should Tang Monk be like?"
"What do you think? Anyway, I can't do this to you, do it again!"
"Brother Yudi, we are traveling so far, so please bring some expenses."
"No need, poor monk, go all the way west. Take the circus with you to walk the monkeys and train the pigs. If that doesn't work, you can ask Wu Jing to do some part-time work for others, wash clothes, boil water, carry burdens, etc. There is no shortage of money.
.It’s just missing…”
"What's missing?"
"If I need a woman to warm my bed, why don't I give him two maids?"
"QNMLGB, are you Tang Monk? Are you full of sperm?"
"Why don't you use Tang Monk? My equipment is all pirated, why can't people just pirate it?"
"Get out!" Zhao Wu's wife raised her leg and kicked her. Zhao Wu slid out more than two meters away and rolled to the ground...
Everyone below cheered again, and someone shouted at the same time: "It's not exciting! Zhao Wu, let's do something more exciting!"
"Let's do some Jin family class routines!"
"That's it, call daddy and listen!"
"Aren't all wives in common?"
"Ha ha……"
Those people started to boo again, and the place was filled with chaotic laughter.
Although Zhao Wu and his wife both wore heavy makeup, Fang Zheng still saw that their expressions were a little unnatural.
Zhao Wudao: "I am from the Jin family class, I don't know how to do it."
"Don't be stupid! You don't want to act, right? Isn't that too disrespectful? People give you money and that's all you do. I really don't dare to hire you in the future. I might as well hire someone from Jin's class." someone shouted.
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Zhao Wu's face suddenly became gloomy.
Zhao Wu's wife hurried over and kicked him. Zhao Wu said: "What are you thinking about? Act whatever the audience wants to see. Let's act like a mouse enters the buttocks."
"This is great! Haha..."
"Zhao Wu, come in!"
"Please take off!"
"How can I get into my butt if I don't take it off?"
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Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and got up to act.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he shook his head slightly. If he had some expectations at the beginning, although the Tang Seng play was a spoof, it did not break through the moral bottom line, but after that, there was basically no morality at all, although he did not really take off his clothes. But everyone
This kind of teasing, explicit words, and explicit actions turned it into the kind of twosome that Fang Zheng had seen at first. Fang Zheng did not watch what happened next, but lowered his eyelids and silently recited the scriptures.
The squirrel shyly got into Fang Zheng's clothes and couldn't get out. The lone wolf lay there and watched with great interest, and roared from time to time.
Hong Boy's eyes turned white as he watched, obviously he didn't like this kind of eye-catching performance either.
The monkey followed Fang Zheng and chanted sutras together.
However, this is just the beginning. The further you go, the bigger the scale becomes.
Finally, Fang Zheng couldn't stand it anymore, got up and left the place. Behind the school was a windbreak forest. The forest was not wide, with only three rows of birch trees. There were new branches growing under the birch trees, more than one meter high. As Fang Zheng walked,
I walked into the woods, stood in the woods, and listened to the chirping of birds, which made me feel much better.
PS: Fortunately, I stayed up all night to write some, and I will update them on time today. No need to ask for updates, I went to the hospital, ugh...