Yingzi also said: "Indeed, although the sound of drums makes people feel a little irritable, but as soon as the bell rings, all the irritability disappears, just like... just like..."
"It's like a piece of shit is blocked and you can't pull it out. The sound of the drum is like a ejaculation, and it all spurts out at once. The sound of the bell is like a piece of paper to wipe your butt. After you finish the shit, wipe it and it will be so dry." Zhang Zi interjected.
road.
"Squeak!——" A harsh brake sound sounded, and the van suddenly stopped on the side of the road.
"Uncle Da, are you crazy? If you brake suddenly, someone will die!" Zhang Zi shouted.
"If you step on the brakes, you'll be dead. What's the use of you? Get off the car!" Uncle Da said.
"Ah...ah? Get off the car? You haven't arrived yet, right?" Zhang Zi asked.
"Congratulations, you disgusted me so much. Although your words are common sense and reasonable, your words are not a matter of common sense, but a matter of disgust! Get out of the car!" Uncle Da raised his eyebrows.
"No... I'm just using an analogy." Zhang Zi shouted aggrievedly.
"Haha, Zhang Zi, don't you know Uncle Da's character? Just tell me, get off the bus if I tell you to, haha..." Yingzi laughed.
Zhang Zi looked at Uncle Da like an aggrieved kitten, but in exchange for a look of affirmation, he finally got out of the car obediently.
The next moment the car drove away, Zhang Zi stood on the road bitterly and said: "I have offended someone..." Then Zhang Zi ran with the car.
"Uncle Da, are you just going to let him run away?" Yingzi felt a little sorry for Zhang Zi.
Uncle Da hummed and said: "Young man, running is good for your health."
"Uncle Da, shall we go into the mountains today?" Yingzi asked.
"Into the mountain? Don't go yet." Uncle Da looked up at the direction where the bells and drums were ringing, and said: "The bells are rich and majestic, with a simple sense of vicissitudes. It is obviously something very old. That drum sound
, powerful and domineering, and not ordinary things. It’s not too late to go take a look at these two treasures before entering the mountain.”
"Uncle Da, you don't mean to think that... we are Xiling warriors, not petty thieves." Yingzi said.
"Bullshit Xiling warriors, what's the difference between stealing a dead person and a living person? They're both thieves! Since they're all thieves, if you can't do it, it depends on whether the treasure is worth the price." Uncle Da said disapprovingly.
Yingzi was stunned. Although this was a bastard thing to say, it had to be said that it seemed like that was really what happened...
After beating the drum, Fang Zheng started his daily required lessons, cleaning the Buddhist hall, sweeping fallen leaves, eating, and then opening the temple door to welcome today's pilgrims.
Today's Yizhi Temple is no longer the unknown Yizhi Temple in the past. With the effect of cold bamboo, the effect of Yongle Bell continues to ferment, and people who come to ask for children have become pregnant and have children. In addition,
, various rumors on the Internet, about Yiwei crossing the river, the filming location of the movie Allure, etc., more and more people come to Yizhishan to worship Buddha.
Of course, there is another reason why there are more and more people here, and that is that except for Fangzheng, there are all cute creatures in this temple!
Three animals, the lone wolf is tall and mighty, but harmless to humans and animals. Taking a photo together is more exciting than going to the zoo to take pictures of tigers.
The squirrel is so cute, it will put its hands together as a gift when meeting people, and occasionally give pine nuts to some pilgrims, attracting countless fans in a short time.
Although the monkey looks mature and solemn all day long and dresses like a human, in the eyes of everyone, it is a monkey that can imitate, and every move is like a human being, which is very fun.
As for Red Boy?
The little guy with boyish hair on his head used to wear a bellyband and run around naked, but now he wears a little monk's uniform and is even cuter. However, he has a bad temper and always glares at others, which makes him look old.
He shouted, stewing so and so, like a little demon king... As a result, of course, no one thought he was the demon king, they all regarded him as a cute kid. Not only did he not lose fans, but he gained more fans.
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As for the abbot, Fang Zheng, a sunny boy, dressed in pure white monk robes, he looks comfortable when he stands there. Beautiful women are eye-catching, and handsome men are equally eye-catching, especially this one who looks clean from the inside out.
Like a spring breeze, this is the kind of monk I'm talking about.
Moreover, there are not many rules in Yizhi Temple, and there is no disguised consumption. Everything reveals a quiet, peaceful, and primitive temple style without the smell of copper. After coming, people will feel refreshed both physically and mentally.
Can be relaxed.
In this way, in addition to daily worshiping Buddha on the mountain, there are also people who take their children to visit the zoo and see handsome guys...
In short, Yizhi Temple is becoming more and more lively.
Regarding this phenomenon, Fang Zheng stood under the bodhi tree every day and watched the pilgrims coming and going. While accepting everyone's greetings, he also returned the greetings one by one. At the same time, he opened his eyes to look all the way to see if someone had a disaster or something.
Save people and get some merit. However, there are still only a few people who are really in danger. At least for so long, Fang Zheng has not encountered anything, at most there are some minor disasters.
At this moment, four more people appeared outside the door. Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows. After seeing so many pilgrims, Fang Zheng was no longer the rookie he was. He still had some eyesight. There were four people in front of him, three men and one woman.
, there was a glint in his eyes, and he was very angry. It was obvious that he was not a good man or a believer in women. And such people rarely have any faith and do not believe in anything.
However, Fang Zheng had no intention of stepping forward to inquire about anything. He glanced at it from a distance and continued to read Buddhist scriptures.
"Uncle Da, look at that big clock! It doesn't seem like an antique. It's so new." Yingzi whispered.
Uncle Da looked up at the Yongle clock, nodded slightly and said: "Whether it is an ancient thing or not, such a big clock is probably the largest in the world. If it is old enough, this thing will be a priceless treasure."
"Hiss!" Yingzi and Zhangzi gasped.
At this time, the mute took out a telescope and looked at the Yongle Bell, and then said a few words.
Yingzi and Zhangzi were both confused and didn't understand what the mute was talking about.
Uncle Da said: "He said that the craftsmanship of this clock is very good and exquisite. Even if it is something now, its value is frighteningly high. It is more valuable than anything we have ever sold before!"
"What?!" Yingzi and Zhangzi were really shocked. If this thing appeared in those thousand-year-old temples or large monasteries, they would be a little more acceptable. It would also be acceptable if it appeared in a national museum, even in an emperor's tomb.
Normal. But in such a remote and remote place, on such a hill, in such a small temple, it is simply unbelievable that there are such valuable things!
"Gudong." Zhang Zi said greedily: "Uncle Da, we..."
"Don't worry, go up and have a look." After saying that, Uncle Da walked towards the Yongle Bell. Just as he was about to walk up to the bell tower, his eyes flashed. A big silver wolf suddenly appeared at the door of the originally empty bell tower. The big wolf struck.
He yawned and looked at them boredly, standing at the door with no intention of leaving.