"Master, wait for me, the bear is catching up with me!" In the distance, Zhang Zi ran all the way, following Fang Zheng, so scared that he was about to urinate.
As a result, Fang Zheng really stopped after shouting and said with concern: "Donor, I'll wait for you for a while. If Xiong is... uh..."
Before Fang Zheng finished speaking, Zhang Zi suddenly jumped up and kicked Fang Zheng, causing Fang Zheng to fall to the ground.
Zhang Zi laughed loudly and said: "Idiot monk, since you want to be a good person, then be a good person to the end and serve the bear as dinner. I'm leaving!"
Zhang Zi laughed and ran away quickly. Looking back in a hurry, he happened to see a big bear with a particularly big face rushing in front of Fang Zheng. Knowing that everything was a foregone conclusion, he ran away without looking back.
Fang Zheng touched his bald head with a bitter look on his face.
Hum!
A stream of hot air sprayed on Fang Zheng's face. Fang Zheng turned his head and saw the big black bear standing next to him, looking at Fang Zheng with a mocking look on his face. Then he raised his head and said, "Silly bald man, you have been abandoned. Even
The bastard who has been abandoned by his companions deserves to be Ben Xiong’s meal! Come on, let’s start eating!”
After saying that, the big black bear ran away, this time faster than before.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he hurriedly got up. Although Zhang Zi was very bad, he just fed the bear like this, and he always felt that it was too cheap for him!
So Fang Zheng hurriedly caught up with him.
"What are you doing?" Black Bear looked at Fang Zheng warily.
Fang Zheng said: "You blind bear, what are you excited about? In human society, it is illegal to kill someone. If you kill him, someone will come to you after a while. Under random shooting, you will be a dish on the table.
vegetable."
Founder is not lying. Generally, beasts that have eaten human flesh will not be left alive. This is because beasts that have eaten human flesh will subconsciously include this species that they have never eaten before in their menu.
It will eat people when it meets people. And the more it eats, the more ferocious it becomes... The potential threat is far greater than that of wild beasts that have never eaten people. Only endangered species can be allowed to indulge, but this black bear is obviously not a national treasure.
within the range.
"What's a gun? I'm strong and I can run fast. I can kill several of you stupid monkeys with two legs who can't climb trees with just one slap!" the black bear said proudly.
Fang Zheng grinned: "Haha...are you sure?"
"You bald guy doesn't count!" the black bear shouted immediately.
Speaking of this, Black Bear subconsciously remembered the encounter with this thief, and his face suddenly burst into tears!
Black bears are not kind creatures. Although he can understand Fang Zheng's words, there is no reason not to eat the food brought to his mouth. He saw Fang Zheng by the river before and immediately rushed up. Then without any explanation, he pushed Fang Zheng to the ground.
Just take off your clothes!
Fang Zheng was so frightened that he quickly shouted: "I'm a boy! A boy! Oh, you don't know men and women, right? Male! I'm a male! Don't get excited!"
The black bear has just started to listen to men. Who cares if you are a man? Or a male? He just wants to remove the bald head in front of him and eat meat! However, what he is curious about is why the skin of this hairless monkey is so hard.
?His bear paws can’t be torn apart!
The black bear, who did not believe in evil, raised his paw and patted the bald head in front of him, and stuck out his tongue. He seemed to have seen a scene where his brains would burst and he could eat a big meal!
However……
Bang!
Ouch!
The black bear sat down on the ground and waved its paws. It hurts! Is this still a head? Is this a stone?
Fang Zheng also sat up, rubbed his head and said, "I told you to stop, but you didn't listen, and your hairstyle got messed up."
The black bear rolled his eyes, hairstyle? Do you have hair?
"Black Bear, you..." Fang Zheng was about to say something.
Without saying a word, the black bear pressed Fang Zheng to the ground again, and slapped Fang Zheng's chest and neck with his big paws, making a loud bang bang bang bang! However, the thin and petite guy in front of him was as tough as iron.
It seems that no matter how hard you hit it, you won’t die, and no matter how hard you hit it, it won’t break! It won’t even draw any blood!
Black Bear is on fire. This is simply a naked insult to him who is the master of the forest! Angry! Incomparable anger!
The black bear stood up, roared, and pounced down!
As a result, the bald thief on the ground turned over and gave him his back, not forgetting to say: "It's also very comfortable on the back."
In fact, Fang Zheng is also very curious. Although his body is stronger than ordinary people, there is definitely some gap compared with black bears. Especially the physical strength. Even if he is protected by the moon-white monk's clothes, the moon-white monk's clothes will not reduce the pain. Otherwise, it would not reduce the pain.
Even if he jumps up a mountain, his butt will not hurt so much that he almost jumps for a long time.
It stands to reason that if the black bear slaps him randomly, it will definitely hurt him to death. But now, he didn't feel any pain at all. Instead... it was like having a full massage, it was quite comfortable!
Fang Zheng thought about it, and the only explanation was that the sound of bells and drums, and the Buddha's energy entering his body, caused his body to undergo amazing changes. At least in terms of resistance to blows, it was amazing!
When the black bear saw the thief in front of him being so provocative, he became furious and roared. He used all his strength to strike down with his paw!
"Ouch..." Fang Zheng finally cried out under this heavy blow.
Before the black bear had time to feel proud, he realized something was wrong. The cry seemed a little ecstatic... He lay on the ground and looked at Fang Zheng's face. The two people's eyes met, and the black bear immediately became angry! This bald guy actually had a happy face.
Wrong! He opened his big mouth and bit the bald head directly. He didn't believe it. His razor-sharp teeth couldn't bite open the white egg!
Click!
"Ugh..." Black Bear covered his mouth, feeling his teeth ache, and looked at Fang Zheng like a monster.
Fang Zheng looked back at the black bear, grinned and said, "Don't stop, keep going, the hammering is quite comfortable."
The black bear looked at Fang Zheng's hateful face, stretched out his long tongue, and popped out the barbs! This was his trump card, like an ordinary wolf, one tongue would go up and all the skin and flesh would be gone!
However, his tongue made a harsh sound on the monk's face, and nothing happened to the monk... The black bear was almost desperate, but the next moment...
"Ugh!" Fang Zheng felt drool on his face. Along with the stench of rotting meat, he became so nauseated that he almost vomited on the spot.
"You're such a big guy, you can't beat me, so you're just going to be disgusting, right?" Fang Zheng said bitterly.
The black bear saw that the licking was effective, regardless of whether it was disgusting or real. In short, the thief finally saw the power of his uncle bear, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it again.
"You're still here? If Sajia doesn't show off his power, do you think Buddha is just a kitten?" Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, grabbed the black bear's tongue, and pulled it out! Fang Zheng may not be as strong as the black bear, but he used enough strength to pull the black bear off.
There is still no problem with his tongue. Of course, Fang Zheng is not that cruel, but still...
"Ouch..." The black bear felt as if his tongue was about to be pulled out, and tears of pain flowed out. However, the tongue was pulled out, and it couldn't close its mouth, making it difficult to scream, and made a series of weird sounds.