"What look? I'm a man! A man!" Guan Xiangfeng said angrily.
"Oh, man...I wonder why this girl is so tall and tall." Song Ergou responded seriously.
It would be a happy thing to be recognized by others, but the bastard in front of me looks serious. Why does it sound so harsh in Guan Xiangfeng's ears? I always feel that there is something in this guy's words.
At this time, Ma Laizi was dissatisfied and said: "Listening to your laughter, it seems that you are dissatisfied with my craftsmanship?"
"Garbage!" Guan Xiangfeng said unceremoniously.
Ma Laizi's face suddenly darkened, and the expressions of the others were also very ugly. Everyone knew that even Ma Laizi emphasized more than once that he was just a scumbag sculptor who had become a monk on the way. He was not necessarily a good sculptor, but he could barely do it.
They just make a living. But you don’t slap people in the face. Who can bear it if you call them rubbish in front of others? What’s more, they are still learning from Ma Laizi, and Ma Laizi is rubbish, so they are
What? Isn’t it worse than garbage?
Guan Xiangfeng saw everyone's faces and was not afraid. He chuckled and said, "Don't be angry, everyone."
Everyone's expressions improved slightly.
Guan Xiangfeng continued: "I mean this uncle's craftsmanship is rubbish, not human rubbish. Of course, everyone here, your craftsmanship is rubbish!" When he said this, he was clearly provoking trouble. Guan Xiang
Feng Ye was indeed looking for trouble. He was very unhappy when someone called him a woman. It was not his style not to call him a woman.
Everyone was immediately angry!
Song Ergou sneered and said: "You girl, you are really cruel in what you say. What's wrong? Do you think you are tall and powerful, and you can beat ten of them?" After Song Ergou finished speaking, he touched a hoe.
Seeing this, other people picked up the guy one after another.
Guan Xiangfeng was startled when he saw this, and then he remembered that this is not a city, this is a countryside! Although rural people are honest, but if they really want to be confused, I will teach you how to behave immediately!
Guan Xiangfeng shouted quickly, "What? Why are you still not convinced by what I said? If you don't believe me, I will show you what is carving, what is wood art, and what is art!"
Song Ergou rolled his eyes and cursed: "Fuck off art, I want to see art, just go see those old masters, what are you doing? We are civilized people, we can't scold you if you scold others, so I choose
beat you!"
After saying that, Song Ergou came over with a hoe.
Although Guan Xiangfeng is tall and powerful, he is still a college student after all. No matter how long his beard is, he is still a young man who has never been involved in society. He was immediately frightened and quickly backed away, shouting: "Don't come here, I tell you, it is against the law to hit someone."
of!"
Song Ergou grinned and said: "I have been beating people for more than ten years, and I have heard this too many times. Come on, do you want to lie down here and let me beat you, or do you want me to chase you everywhere and beat you?"
"Stop!" At this moment, Ma Laizi spoke.
"Cripple Ma, what are you doing? This guy is full of dirty words. I'm going to beat him up. Isn't that too much?" Song Ergou said unhappily.
"I don't know if it's too much or not. I just want to see what kind of art he's talking about. Boy, I won't hold you accountable for scolding people for the time being, but if you can't show some level of skill, you'll be beaten in a few days.
It must have been a vivid social experience lesson." Ma Laizi hummed.
When Guan Xiangfeng heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He may not be a master at craftsmanship, but he can definitely do it better than the old farmer in front of him! So he said proudly: "No problem, I will open your eyes today!"
Seeing this, Song Ergou curled his lips and stood aside.
Guan Xiangfeng walked nervously past Song Ergou, making sure that this guy wouldn't give him a hoe behind his back, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. If you didn't know it, Guan Xiangfeng was really shocked by this look! In front of him
The bamboo is of excellent quality! Better than any bamboo he has ever seen! It is emerald green, and it is a work of art without carving!
Picking it up and looking at the horizontal stripes, Guan Xiangfeng exclaimed in his heart!
Guan Xiangfeng studied sculpture, and his goal was to become a world-famous master of sculpture. Although he seemed unskilled, he worked hard in this area, and the books he had read could pile up into a small mountain.
.Due to his own economic conditions, he has carved in various materials. Bamboo carving is no stranger to him and he has done it himself.
Guan Xiangfeng knows very well that not all bamboos are suitable for carving. Among the bamboos, the ones suitable for carving are Nan bamboo and Moso bamboo. This kind of bamboo has thick flesh and fine and tight texture, which is very suitable for carving. But it is not the best among bamboos.
, the real best is an extremely rare square bamboo with a nearly square cross-section! This kind of bamboo is the real top bamboo carving material. This kind of bamboo grows more in the Tianmu Mountain area in the south, and is absolutely absent in the north. However, in front of you
Although this bamboo is round in appearance and not square like square bamboo, the inside is just as tight and thick, and it feels great when you press it with your hands!
Guan Xiangfeng knows that this kind of bamboo is definitely the top carving material for bamboo carving! Even better than square bamboo!
Thinking of this, Guan Xiangfeng looked at the discarded bamboo carvings on the ground and felt distressed. He cursed in his heart: "Prodigal! These prodigals are wasting materials! They actually use such good materials to practice, God damn it.
, it deserves to be struck by lightning!”
Looking at the cold bamboo in his hand, Guan Xiangfeng wanted to curse even more. The real bamboo carving materials are very particular. Fresh bamboo is never used. It is usually cut and soaked in water, and then taken out to dry in the shade. This process takes a long time.
It would take up to two or three years before it could be taken out for use. But the leaves of the bamboo in front of him had not been shaved clean. It was obviously fresh bamboo! Seeing such bamboo, he felt even more painful...
At this moment, Guan Xiangfeng heard someone muttering beside him: "Let him do it. Anyway, these bamboos are the worst among cold bamboos. If he breaks them, they won't be worth anything."
"Well, that's right..."
When Guan Xiangfeng heard this, his heart trembled. Such a good bamboo was actually the worst? What should the best look like? Guan Xiangfeng's mind suddenly became active. He must go and see the best one.
What does Hanzhu look like? Then he takes some back and carves them out as his graduation work!
The excited Guan Xiangfeng took a deep breath, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and began to carve.
What Ma Laizi is carving is a Zen pen holder, which is also the most typical object in bamboo carving. Bamboo is made from top to bottom, and the most suitable parts for carving are the bamboo body and bamboo roots. The bamboo body is straight, hollow inside, and has a bottom below. As long as it is cut, it will be perfect.
pen holder.
Guan Xiangfeng wanted to teach these ignorant villagers how to behave, so he naturally chose the objects carved by the other party to carve, so that he could compare who was good and who was bad. When Guan Xiangfeng struck the knife, Ma Laizi knew that he was destined to lose, no matter what
No matter how you look at it, others are more professional than him.