"You are not allowed to tell others what happened today!" Guan Xiangfeng said very seriously.
Song Ergou said: "Watch your mouth, if you talk nonsense, I will break your legs!"
"As you said, why are you kicking your legs?"
"Then smash your mouth!"
…
Eventually the two of them became quiet.
"You said you are a big man, why are you following me?" Guan Xiangfeng said angrily.
"You said you have a big beard and wander around the village. If I don't look at you, who will I look at? What if you steal someone's things?" Song Ergou lied confidently.
"I...I stole things?!" Guan Xiangfeng pointed at his big beard, with an angry look on his face! Then he pointed at the Mercedes-Benz in the distance and said: "Do you know how much my car costs? One million
There are not many cars at this price in your entire county! If I buy a car worth one million, will I steal this thing from your village?"
When Song Ergou heard this, he was dissatisfied. He turned back suddenly, pointed at a passing chicken and said, "Do you know how much this chicken costs? Ten million! You can't find another chicken like this in the whole world!"
"Bah, sir!" When Guan Xiangfeng heard this, he knew he had met a rogue, so he scolded him directly.
Song Ergou immediately sprayed it back, and then the two of them wiped their faces at the same time, turned around, and vomited...
The two argued for a long time and finally stopped arguing. After all, they both had something to ask for.
Song Ergou said: "Why are you so stingy? Your teacher is injured and lives in the village. You are idle when you are idle. Why is it so difficult to teach a lame man to carve?"
"It's not like she's a pretty girl. If she has such skills, why don't I go pick up girls? I won't teach you!" Guan Xiangfeng decisively refused, and then asked: "By the way, which one of you has the best bamboo?"
"I won't tell you! I tell you, you are not allowed to pick it! This is our village's bamboo. If you dare to pick it, you are stealing it! According to the rules of our village, if a thief is found, he will be beaten to death in the street!" Song Ergou said so
He said, but his eyes were shining brightly. He was not afraid that Guan Xiangfeng had some agenda, but he was afraid that he had no desires and no demands! As long as he wanted something, it would be easy to handle.
Guan Xiangfeng was really startled, frowned and said, "Can you give me a section of the head office?"
"There is no door!" Song Ergou said firmly.
"Why are I telling you this? I'm also dizzy. I'll go find your village chief." After saying that, Guan Xiangfeng got up and left.
Song Ergou sneered: "It's useless to ask the village chief or secretary about this matter! There is only one person in the village who has the final say on this matter!"
"Who?" Guan Xiangfeng was curious. In such a big village, the village chief and secretary are useless? How is it possible? Is it possible that there are underworld and descendants of high-ranking national officials hidden in the village?
Song Ergou pointed to the top of the mountain and said: "All the cold bamboos belong to Master Fangzheng, the abbot of Yizhi Temple. He doesn't say anything. Do you want the best bamboo? Humph... don't even think about it. And I, it just happens to be with me."
We have a good relationship with Abbot Fangzheng... Hey, what's that look in your eyes? Don't believe it, the model pacesetter sign in front of our house is still hanging! Go to the village and ask around, who doesn't know what I, Song Ergou, was before... Ah
Bah, I used to be an ignorant second-rate, but Abbot Fangzheng enlightened me and made me what I am today." When Song Ergou said this, his heart was filled with gratitude. Although he was deceived, his
Life has really changed dramatically.
However……
Guan Xiangfeng sneered and said: "Haha, did he enlighten you?"
Song Ergou nodded.
"Just to turn you into this kind of virtue? Forget it, I'll know what kind of virtue that mage has just by looking at you..." Guan Xiangfeng shook his head, turned around and left.
Song Ergou hurriedly caught up and said, "Don't believe me. If you don't believe me, just go and ask. I told a lie. It will strike like lightning!"
"You are the only one who believes in ghosts." Guan Xiangfengli ignored Song Ergou and went back to Wang Yougui's house.
There was an additional patient in the family, and Fang Zheng sent him over. Wang Yougui was not stingy either. He killed an old hen, got a two-pound river fish, added two pounds of sorghum wine, and got a handful of hazelnut mushrooms and chickens.
Stew mushrooms, braise carp, cucumbers, stir-fry pig ears, and a bowl of pickles for dipping, and a sumptuous Chinese meal is ready.
Everyone sat down one after another and exchanged glasses. Everyone was extremely grateful to Wang Yougui. Guan Xiangfeng kept toasting Wang Yougui and said all kinds of good things. Fan Qing and Qiu Xiaoye had puzzled faces. Guan Xiangfeng always had eyes on him.
It's on the back of his head, why are he so attentive today? He's so attentive for nothing, he's either a traitor or a thief, there must be something wrong with this guy.
Jiang Zhou was also a little confused, but Guan Xiangfeng didn't say anything at the dinner table. He seemed to have no idea, so he didn't think much about it. He was not in good health and rested after eating.
Wang Yougui came to the yard and was about to weed the vegetable garden. Guan Xiangfeng immediately came over and whispered: "Village Chief Wang, I have a question..."
"What's the matter?" Wang Yougui is also a human being. As soon as Guan Xiangfeng toasted today, he knew that something was definitely going on, and it was something that was not convenient to say in front of everyone.
"Hehe... Village chief, um... my master is a master of wood carving. For us, a good carving material is very important. I heard that there is top-quality bamboo in your village. Can you give us some? I want to
To honor Master." It was also the first time for Guan Xiangfeng to talk to someone in a low voice. His face turned red and his words were a little incoherent, but he finally expressed his meaning clearly.
When Wang Yougui heard this, he was stunned. He knew that Jiang Zhou was a teacher, but he didn't know what kind of teacher he was. He didn't expect that Jiang Zhou turned out to be a wood carving teacher! Wang Yougui rolled his eyes and suddenly thought in his heart, there has never been anyone in the village.
The bamboo carvings have made great progress, and the masters they hired began to ask for higher wages and price increases when they saw that the bamboo carvings were selling well, and all kinds of demands continued. The point is, they were still in a group, and they often threatened the village with the excuse of collective resignation and leaving. Wang Yougui has been
Suffering from the lack of a better way, all kinds of comfort...
With the experience of recruiting people, Wang Yougui deeply understood the truth that you need to be strong to make iron, so he supported Ma Laizi to teach everyone bamboo carving. Unfortunately, Ma Laizi was also half-assed and could not teach anything very good. He thought that
This matter, and Tan Juguo's hair will be torn out.
Now a wood carving teacher came to my door, and he suddenly thought about it.
So Wang Yougui nodded and said: "It's okay to give you some of this top-notch cold bamboo, but I don't care about this."
"Huh?" Guan Xiangfeng was stunned. Is what the village chief said true? Is what Song Ergou said true?
"Don't be surprised. If it's ordinary cold bamboo, I'll give it to you if I give you some. But the top-grade cold bamboo can only be found on the top of Yizhi Mountain. It belongs to Master Fangzheng, the abbot of Yizhi Mountain. If he doesn't speak, no one can do anything.
I promise to give it to you." Wang Yougui said.
Guan Xiangfeng's heart trembled. He didn't expect that what Song Ergou said was true. However, he still refused to give up and said: "Village chief, please do help me, please."