As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter: "What do you think it is? Our village is so big, why do we need so many combine harvesters? Just give them away...Besides, forget it.
If you don’t give it away, why keep it? No one in our village has the free time to drive that thing. If you have this time, why not practice more craftsmanship?”
Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that everyone agreed.
"In that case, I will go to Jiangyong Combine Harvester Factory now and pick up the machine." Wang Yougui said.
They hit it off immediately, everything was settled, and Fang Zheng led his disciples up the mountain.
Fang Zheng thought everything would be settled like this, but when his butt was still feeling hot, Fang Zheng received a call from Wang Yougui: "What? The other party defaulted on the bill?"
"Yes, Sun Youqian's grandson just defaulted on the debt. He also said that our gambling game was illegal and the notes he signed didn't count. Alas... I was negligent. I should have written the IOU. I shouldn't have written the gambling game..."
Wang Yougui sighed: "Without this machine, we may not be able to give it away."
Fangzheng played it hands-free, and Red Boy, Monkey, Lone Wolf, and Squirrel were all nearby. When they heard it, they all became angry!
The squirrel waved his paw and said, "This man is so shameless! I almost want to punch him!"
"Amitabha, the poor monk cursed him for not being able to pee," said the monkey.
Lone Wolf said: "If I had known, I would have detained the person, and then released him after seeing the machine."
Honghai'er said: "Master, how about I go? If he dares..."
"Okay, you guys, stop shouting. This matter will be settled by the teacher..." Fang Zheng sneered, and pointed out that the village's things were so easy to default on. He reassured Wang Yougui that he would solve the matter.
"Master, you're not going to use your magical powers again, are you? It's better for you to use your magical powers than for me to use my magical powers." Hong Boyer complained. He was still looking forward to getting his magical powers back and going out to use them.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Put your magical powers aside for now, as a teacher!"
After saying that, Fang Zheng took out his pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and wrote a few big characters in a flying style. Then he handed it to Hong Hai'er and said, "Go and give it to Sun Youqian."
Honghai'er picked it up and took a look, and was immediately happy. He felt the magic power in his body return, soared into the sky, and went away in an instant.
Fang Zheng was sitting in the backyard, sipping tea, and muttered: "With all the evil aura around him, he has obviously made a lot of ill-gotten wealth. Let's use it to accumulate virtue and do good deeds today. Well... the poor monk is indeed a good person, and he even helps bad people."
Sun Youqian returned to Jiangyong Harvester Factory, intending to send Wang Yougui away with a few words, but it turned out that Wang Yougui also had a stubborn temper. If you refuse to pay, I won't leave! He sat in the hall, blocking Sun Youqian.
Sun Youqian was sitting in the office a little helpless. At this moment, there was a knock on the door. When he opened the door, there was no one outside.
Sun Youqian rubbed his head and muttered: "Who is so boring..."
As a result, when I turned around, I saw an extra piece of paper on my desk!
Sun Youqian was very sure that this piece of paper was not his! It was not there a moment ago! He suddenly felt a creepy feeling...
At the same time, a child's voice sounded in my ears: "Whether it is a birth or a gift, the donor has to think carefully about it."
Sun Youqian was startled, looked around and yelled: "Who?!"
His office was only so big, with a clear view, and there was no one in the office! Sun Youqian felt that the hairs all over his body were about to stand up, and he murmured in his heart that some child must have come to make trouble. So he put all the
I opened the cabinet doors and started looking for the child. In the end... there was nothing!
Sun Youqian's forehead was covered with cold sweat. He looked at the paper on the table. On it were written the following words: Give birth to a son soon!
Signed, Founder!
The cold sweat on Sun Youqian's forehead became even more: "Fang Zheng? Isn't this the little monk? How did he send this piece of paper? Also, what does he mean by this?"
Sun Youqian was just wondering. The next moment, his eyes suddenly widened. He opened his clothes and looked at his belly in horror. He saw that his belly began to swell...
"It's big, it's big... why is it so big!" Sun Youqian shouted in horror, trying to stand up, but his belly was too big and heavy, and he almost couldn't get up! He stood up with great effort, opened the door and rushed out.
He was really scared... His belly was getting bigger for no reason. What was wrong? Although he was asking, the first thing that came to his mind was Fang Zheng's words: "Have a son soon!"
"I'm not really going to give birth..." Sun Youqian was really frightened and rushed downstairs. When he didn't see Wang Yougui, he ran out and drove away.
Wang Yougui went to the toilet, but did not see Sun Youqian when he came out. He continued to wait in the lobby... At this moment, several men in black suits walked in. When they saw Wang Yougui, they stepped forward and said hello: "It's a man."
Do you mean Mr. Wang, the village chief?"
"Is it... you?" Wang Yougui was a little confused.
"It's okay, village chief, don't get excited. Our boss heard that your village is in some trouble and asked us to come over and have a look. If you need anything, just tell us directly. You can call me Xiao Zhao. This is our boss
If there is any trouble in Yizhi Village in the future, just tell us." The man handed the business card to Wang Yougui.
Wang Yougui picked it up and looked at it. It read: General Manager of Jinglong Group: Jing Yulong. There were several phone numbers below, and there was also a handwritten one.
"The handwritten number is a personal phone number." Xiao Zhao quickly explained.
However, Wang Yougui looked confused. What is going on? He didn't know Jing Yulong, but he knew Jinglong Group. It was a huge company! He was already rich! This is crazy, if you didn't recognize the wrong person.
,seemingly……
Wang Yougui smiled...
Sun Youqian always felt that she might really be pregnant, so he didn't dare to go to a big hospital for fear of being embarrassed. So he found a friend who was a Chinese medicine doctor. After he felt his pulse, he looked at Sun Youqian with a strange expression and said: "
Manager Sun, I don’t know what to say.”
"You don't know what to say? You should say it!" Sun Youqian was anxious.
"The main thing is that I don't know whether to bless you or sympathize with you. You have..." the doctor said.
Sun Youqian's eyes went dark and he almost fainted. He has a wife, but he has never had a child. The two of them even thought about getting an in vitro fertilization, but now it's fine. His wife is not pregnant, but he is.
... He really didn't know whether he was happy or sad.
"But your pulse is very strange, you'd better go to the hospital to take a X-ray to see." said a Chinese medicine friend.
Sun Youqian stood up immediately. He felt that walking was difficult because of his sore back, but he still gritted his teeth and drove to the hospital.
Similarly, Sun Youqian didn't dare to wait in line, so he secretly found an acquaintance and relied on connections to find the most skilled doctor to film him...
"Doctor Sun, it's up to you this time." Sun Youqian said bitterly.
Dr. Sun motioned him to lie down, and then said gently: "Okay, relax, don't be nervous. Isn't it just a man who is pregnant? It's nothing to make a fuss about. Let me tell you, years ago, I received a patient here who was also pregnant by a man.
.Moreover, what she is carrying is not a child, but a brick!"
"Brick?!" Sun Youqian was stunned, then shook his head and said: "How is that possible? How can someone be pregnant with Brick?"
"Don't believe it, the world is full of wonders. I didn't believe it before. Later, I invited many experts to come over and the diagnosis was correct. It was just that I was pregnant with a Brick. And the Brick was gradually growing... tsk tsk." Dr. Sun shook his head and said: "
I'm not fooling you about this, our whole hospital knows about it."
When Sun Youqian saw his friend nodding, he believed half of it, and then asked: "How did he do it? A good person won't be raped by bricks, right?"
Dr. Sun smiled and said: "The devil knows how he did it, but I heard someone said that he went to Yizhi Temple before getting pregnant. That temple is quite magical. A couple who couldn't get pregnant went there earlier. After returning,
She's pregnant... Tsk... Of course, we are all materialists, this may be a coincidence... Uh, what's wrong with you, Manager Sun?" Halfway through Dr. Sun's words, he noticed that Sun Youqian's expression became extremely strange,
His face was a bit ugly, and he asked with concern.
Sun Youqian swallowed and said, "It's okay, doctor, please show me quickly..."
Dr. Sun nodded and began to observe carefully...
"Let me take a look, um...huh? Ah?! I'm going!" Dr. Sun was fine at first, but then he kept making strange noises, and finally almost jumped up.
Sun Youqian's heart trembled and he asked, "Doctor, what did you see?"
Dr. Sun wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Manager Sun, what on earth have you done?"
"What's wrong? I'm pregnant with an angular baby too?" Sun Youqian asked in panic.
"Don't worry, it's not a brick." Dr. Sun said
"That's good, what is that?" Sun Youqian asked.
"Looking like this, it looks a bit like a harvester..." Dr. Sun observed carefully, word by word, and said with a bit of doubt.
When Manager Sun heard this, he rolled his eyes and almost fainted on the spot! Manager Sun's friend exclaimed: "How is this possible? Bricks can be big or small, and you can understand them a little bit at first glance, but the harvester... Manager Sun,
You don’t lack love, do you?”
"Get out!" Manager Sun got up and ran out without wiping the liquid from his stomach.
"Manager Sun, don't get excited, don't have a fetal infection!" Manager Sun's friend shouted nervously.
When Manager Sun heard this, he almost lost his temper, rushed out of the hospital and drove away.
Dr. Sun sat on the chair, looked at the screenshots on the screen, and said in wonder: "No one would believe me if I told you about my life's experiences! If anyone believed them, they should be able to win a Nobel..."
Manager Sun left the hospital and went straight to Yizhishan! At this moment, in addition to Fang Zheng's words: "Have a baby soon", there was also the child's voice in his mind: "Giving birth or sending away, the donor can think
alright?"
squeak!
With a sudden brake, Manager Sun's car stopped.
Then he gritted his teeth and called Jiang Chaowei, but before he could speak, Jiang Chaowei said in a tearful voice: "Manager, you have called me back. If you don't come back, our sales office will be overthrown."