The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Master, are you sure you made a water tank and not a chimney?"
The lone wolf clucked and said, "It's so big..."
Hong Boyer touched his chin and was about to speak when he found four pairs of fierce eyes staring at him. He swallowed the words that came to his lips and said in his heart: "A bunch of rubes, this kind of storage thing,
In our place, the smaller the better. Sumeru bags, Sumeru rings, and Qiankun sleeves can hold mountains and rivers in one go...Only poor people use such big things. Not to mention taking up space, they don't look good."
However, remembering the lessons learned from Bai Jade and Cabbage, Hong Boy decisively shut up, smiled, and praised to avoid disaster.
Fangzheng ignored Red Boy, but focused on the big Buddha jar in front of him. This Buddha jar was different from the original one. There was a huge golden Buddha character on it, and there were various colorful characters behind the Buddha character.
The pattern depicts countless scenes of gods and Buddhas flying in the sky. Below is the sea, with a dragon protruding out, dragging a plate with wine and fresh fruits on it. It is obviously an offering to the gods and Buddhas passing by in the sky. This scene looks quite spectacular...
…The pattern paintings are even more lifelike. The more you look at them carefully, the more subtle they become!
Fang Zheng possesses Zen carpentry skills, and his eyesight is far beyond ordinary people. Looking at it at a glance is like a magnifying glass. He is horrified to find that even in the distance, there is only a lotus with a fingernail laughing. If you look carefully, you will find that on this lotus
The textures of the flowers are all clear, and there is even a dragonfly landing on the lotus, and there is a mosquito in front of the dragonfly! It feels like being in front of a computer, looking at a photo, infinitely enlarged, infinitely clear! Of course, today's computers
None of them can do this, but this Buddha vat does it!
Seeing this, Fang Zheng made up his mind that this Buddha vat must not be seen by anyone. Even if it is seen by others, it cannot be stared at and studied carefully, otherwise it will be stared at and it will be a big trouble.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng began to look at the big picture. The gods and Buddhas on this picture seemed to have come to life. Every move, every frown and every smile was lifelike.
"What a good thing." Fang Zheng couldn't help but admire, and the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf nodded. As for Red Boy? Everyone just ignored him...
Fang Zheng asked the monkey to go out to find a ladder and put it on the Buddha jar. It was too high. Fang Zheng was only 1.8 meters tall. If he wanted to go up, he had to use a ladder.
Fang Zheng lay on the vat and looked inside. He suddenly had the illusion of looking into a deep well. He smiled and said, "With such a big vat, it's enough for everything! Jing Xin, go get cabbage for me!"
"Okay!" Red Boy ran out immediately, and after a while, he brought in a huge cabbage.
Monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels gathered together like curious babies, formed a circle, and stared at Fang Zheng's every move with wide eyes.
Founder. First sprinkle some large grains of coarse salt on the bottom of the water tank, then tear off the white jade cabbage piece by piece, then apply a layer of salt, then put it at the bottom of the tank and put it away. In this cycle, eventually the whole white jade cabbage will be
Fang Zheng stuffed it into the big water tank. During this period, Fang Zheng paid very close attention to fit all the cabbages tightly without leaving any gaps. After doing this, Fang Zheng went out and found a big stone.
Wash the roots with clean water and press them on the cabbage.
Clapping his hands, Fang Zheng confirmed that everything was okay, turned around and went out.
"Master, is it over now?" Honghaier chased after him and asked.
Fang Zheng said: "Ah, it's over."
"No, can the cabbage be kept in this way?" Honghai'er asked in confusion.
Fangzheng raised his head and said to Wang Tianda: "The weather is getting colder and colder. The cabbage can last all winter. However, I guess you don't want to eat the taste. Now it's just a different taste. Okay, stop talking nonsense and go to bed!"
This was the first time Fang Zheng had made pickled vegetables in the middle of the night. He opened the door, went into the room and went to sleep. Lying on the bed, Fang Zheng muttered silently: "It's time to add water to it in two days, and then we just have to wait...
…Sauerkraut stewed with vermicelli…”
As he talked, the guy drooled and fell asleep.
The night passed like this.
The next day, before Fang Zheng woke up, he heard someone outside singing at the top of his voice:
"Who is there under the moon, drunk and singing long songs——!
After all my lovesickness, I went to the long river——!
Pointing at the quicksand, the cold fragrance gradually fades away.
A bottle of fragrant wine, played with the wrong strings.
…”
Fang Zheng suddenly woke up from the bed. It wasn't that the song was sung well, but that the song was sung - it was so unpleasant!
If Fang Zheng remembered correctly, the group of guys on the mountain all had one talent - eating! Other talents could be completely ignored. And the only one who had the nerve to sing was the prodigal kid Hong Hai'er. Fang Zheng rushed out immediately.
, I saw Red Boy climbing up to the roof again, facing the east, howling for a long time...
The lone wolf below looked at Red Boy with an angry look. When he saw Fang Zheng coming out, he immediately complained: "Master, do you care? Junior brother is crazy again!"
Fangzheng was also puzzled. This song was sung by Duan Liu, so why did the two people sing it in completely different ways?
Fang Zheng was about to ask Hong Boy to come down, but as Red Boy was singing, the tune suddenly sped up. As soon as the lyrics came out, the style of the painting suddenly changed. Fang Zheng almost burst into tears when he heard it!
Just listen to the red boy singing at the top of his voice: "Old driver, please take me, I can dance the Yangko! The old driver's legs are hairy, let me touch them. There are ups and downs all the way, there is more joy in pairs. Alili, Alili
, Ali Alili. The old driver takes me, I want to go to heaven. The old driver takes me, I want to have sex... Heaven has a house and a car, and a big bed for you to play to your heart's content, Alili, Alili,
Ali Alili…”
The more Fang Zheng listened, the more something was wrong, and he yelled: "Jing Xin, get down here!"
Hong Hai'er was stunned, looked down at Fang Zheng, whose face was red, and asked: "Master, what's wrong? I'm singing. Let me tell you, I found the song Duan Liu sang. It's available on the Internet, "Luo Tian"
According to the old driver, take me with you". Don't tell me, it sounds pretty good..."
Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Who told you this song?"
Red Boy immediately looked at Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf said with an aggrieved face: "Master, my junior brother couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and asked me to tell him a story. I had a story to tell, so I told him the story at the foot of the mountain. Unexpectedly..."
"Jing Xin, come down here. I'm so inspired by my teacher's teachings that I decided to have a good chat with you." Fang Zheng said with a dark face. At the same time, he secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, this naughty kid was shouting in the dark. If he had chosen a place with many pilgrims,
It's time to say these two words, he doesn't need to be a monk anymore, he can just close the door.
Hong Boy didn't understand the situation yet, but looking at Fang Zheng, he seemed quite angry. He jumped off the roof obediently, and was then taken away by Fang Zheng's ears.