"It's over, master is going to recite sutras. Junior brother is going to be miserable, even if he doesn't die, he will lose a layer of his skin." Squirrel said with a worried look on his face.
Lone Wolf said: "What this guy sang made me blush when I heard it. He actually had the nerve to sing... Hey, if I had known that Duan Liu drove his car directly during the second half of that song and fell into the ditch, I wouldn't have done it.
I recommended him to listen. It’s a sin, a sin.”
The old monkey god said: "The singing just now was unpleasant, but the screams later were even worse. Amitabha..."
However, what made these guys extremely puzzled was that after waiting for a long time, they didn't hear Hong Boy's scream.
After entering the meditation room, I stayed there all morning.
Seeing that Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch, the little guys couldn't sit still. You looked at me, I looked at you, and they nudged each other, letting each other go in to explore the way and see the situation.
"Junior brother won't become so ferocious and die together with the master, right?" Lone Wolf said worriedly.
"No way." The squirrel looked scared.
The monkey said: "Why don't you go in and take a look?"
"Are you going?" the lone wolf and the squirrel asked the monkey at the same time.
The monkey shook his head decisively and said: "If you don't want to go alone, if you want to go, let's go together!"
"Then let's go together!" Finally, the three little guys pushed open the door of Fang Zheng's room. As a result, they heard Fang Zheng say as soon as he opened the door: "Do you understand these principles that my teacher told you? You
Why are you dazed? Shake your head or nod? What are you nodding? Talk! Well, that's good. Where did you just say? Let's continue talking... You said you sang on the roof in the early morning and made everyone noisy.
It’s okay if you can’t fall asleep. After all, we are all brothers, and the humble monk is your master, so I can’t blame you. But what do you do if you disturb those sleeping birds? People work hard during the day to support their families, and they can sleep at night
Are you having trouble sleeping? And those hibernating ones..."
When the three little guys heard this, their scalps felt numb. This was so nagging! Fang Zheng was not chanting sutras, this was being possessed by the nagging god!
"Why did you three get in?" Fang Zheng looked up and saw the sneaky squirrel, monkey, and lone wolf.
The three little things were immediately frightened. You wouldn't catch them and listen to the nagging, right?
Hong Hai'er felt a spark of hope in his heart, and finally... finally shifted his attention, and was he finally going to be liberated? It had been going on all morning, and his ears were almost blistered. This was more painful than chanting sutras!
God, please save me! I will never sing blindly again...
The monkey had an idea and quickly said: "Master, let's come in and ask you, is there anything you need the disciples to do?"
"Good boy! Go get me some water. I've been talking all morning and I'm almost dehydrated." Fang Zheng said with emotion.
When Hong Hai'er heard this, he almost cried. Are you almost dehydrated? I'm almost tortured to death, okay? Ruoruo asked: "Master, can we finish the order today? Disciple knows I'm wrong."
"Are you kidding? Master, this has just begun! Let's continue chatting after Master takes a drink of water!" Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at Hong Boy.
Hong Hai'er rolled his eyes and fainted. He really couldn't stand it anymore!
When Fang Zheng saw this, a smirk flashed in his eyes.
Fang Zheng is not a verbose person, but Hong Hai'er can't do it without education. But how about reciting the Golden Hoop Curse? To be honest, Fang Zheng still has feelings for Hong Hai'er after being together for so long. The curse hurts too much when he chants it, and he can't cast it.
Go ahead. But you can't ignore this naughty kid. How about a beating? His skin is rough and his flesh is thick, so it won't hurt. How about a scolding? The red boy hasn't reacted yet. It is estimated that Fang Zheng was struck to death by the system's lightning first. So, Fang Zheng thought about it.
When I wanted to go, I thought of the torture I was most afraid of when I was a child - nagging Dafa!
Back then, when Fang Zheng was a naughty kid, Zen Master Yizhi knew how to preach. But the villagers knew even better!
Fang Zheng once had Du Mei pull him over because he stole an egg and nagged him for a whole day, saying that Du Mei was in charge of the food. After that day, Fang Zheng always walked around when he saw Du Mei... It was so scary, I still remember it fresh.
!
So, Fang Zheng followed Du Mei's example and started the Nagging method. Now it seems that the effect is pretty good...
After letting the monkey take the red boy away, Fang Zheng stretched himself and went to eat.
After eating a full meal, I looked at the pickle jar. After a big stone pressed it all night, and a few grains of salt and sand were added, all the water in the white jade cabbage was squeezed out, and there was already a small jar of water. Seeing this, Fang Zheng
No rush, wait two days and add water. Feel the aura inside. Sure enough, the aura is locked in the vat and condensed on the cabbage. There is no waste or loss. On the contrary, there seems to be a little more. Obviously,
Buddha jars also have the effect of condensing spiritual energy, which also explains how rootless purified water comes from.
Fang Zheng was naturally very happy about this. He hummed a little tune, went out, sat under the bodhi tree, held his cell phone, and looked at WeChat.
Sure enough, I haven't looked at it for several days, and there are several more messages.
One was a greeting from Zhao Datong, who almost fell to death when he went up the mountain. Fang Zheng replied casually, but the other party was not online, so forget it.
The second one was from the dirty queen Zhu Lin, saying that the web series she filmed was about to be aired, giving Fang Zheng a chance to watch it. Fang Zheng immediately replied: "Definitely."
The third one was sent by the movie star Snow Eagle Queen Li Xueying. It started with her own emoticon, with a shy look on her face, saying: "Fangzheng, something happened. A batch of materials obtained from Southeast Asia, because
Due to the typhoon, the dock is blocked. It is estimated that it will not be shipped in a short time. The construction of the temple will have to wait..."
Seeing this, Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey..." Finally he replied: "Amitabha, poor monk, please wait slowly, don't be in a hurry..."
Don't worry, there will be ghosts! Fang Zheng roared in his heart.
Every monk wants to build a large monastery. Even the original Yizhi Zen Master also thought that one day he would be able to develop the monastery. Although Fang Zheng wanted to return to secular life, who didn't want to live in a better place? More
How about being more decent? What's more, this is one of the last wishes of Zen Master Yi Zhi.
Li Xueying is not online either.
Fangzheng looked at the movie group. Perhaps because the movie had been filmed and the crew had been disbanded, the people who had been chatting there every day had also become quiet. After so long, there were only a dozen or so messages, and they were basically just saying hello or sending messages.
Just a few pictures of expressions.
I closed WeChat and sat under the bodhi tree, thinking about life's problems.
At this moment, Ma Laizi came. He came to learn bamboo carving. If Fang Zheng was in the temple, he would call Ma Laizi and tell him that Ma Laizi would find time to go up the mountain to learn bamboo carving.
Seeing the lame horse coming, the squirrel also jumped down from the tree. As soon as the lame horse arrived, it meant that Fang Zheng was about to give a lecture. Although the squirrel was a lazy egg who fished for three days and dried nets for two days, he did not miss any class.
Yes, it’s just that I just listen to lectures and don’t do any work...
Fang Zheng got up and took Ma Laizi to the bamboo forest behind to collect materials and teach on the spot...