Fang Zheng followed Wang Yougui to the east of the village. Looking at the school under construction, the two of them talked about the future development of Yizhishan. Fang Zheng only asked for one thing, he would decide the rules on the mountain! No one is allowed to make money at the foot of the mountain that violates one's conscience.
money.
Wang Yougui naturally agreed immediately, and lunch was served at Wang Yougui's house. We chatted and talked, and the afternoon passed quickly.
In the evening, Fang Zheng returned to the mountain with two large woven bags of quick-frozen dumplings. He put them down here and called the monkeys there. Fang Zheng found that something was wrong with the monkeys today. Why did he feel weak? He didn’t think much about it, one person per person.
The monkeys ring bells and drums and watch the sun set.
That means it's dinner time!
Fang Zheng quickly closed the mountain door and rushed to the backyard. As soon as he entered the door, he found that something was wrong. Why did the lone wolf and the squirrel both have green eyes?
"Master, have you forgotten something?" Hong Hai'er looked bitter and a little angry.
Fang Zheng asked confusedly: "What's the matter? I don't seem to have forgotten anything, Master?"
The squirrel touched his slightly sunken belly and said with a cry: "Master, what delicious food did you eat down the mountain? When I opened my mouth, I could smell the delicious food."
The lone wolf lay there motionless and didn't say a word. Red Boy pulled him, and the lone wolf weakly raised his head and said, "Ignore me, I don't want to move, I'm hungry!"
"Hungry?" Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that he seemed to have used the last bowl of rice in the morning! He had planned to make dumplings and eat pasta today, so he didn't rush to get crystallized rice. As a result, he
I forgot about it in such a busy time, which means these idiots have been hungry all day in the mountains!
Fang Zheng looked at the hungry and weak disciples one by one, and felt a little guilty in his heart. However, soon, Fang Zheng discovered that something was not quite right. Squirrel, this guy's little eyes were mischievous, and when Fang Zheng wasn't paying attention, he seemed to have a bit of trouble.
Change. Fang Zheng deliberately did not look at him, but looked at him with his peripheral vision.
The squirrel didn't move either. Fang Zheng deliberately asked the monkey, "Is there any rice?"
The monkey nodded and said: "No more..." At the same time, he added: "Master, you made breakfast." That means, don't you know if there is breakfast?
Fang Zheng grinned in embarrassment, and at the same time he discovered that the squirrel's originally somewhat deflated belly was indeed bulging. At the same time, the little guy quickly took a deep breath and sucked the belly back in. Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, this little chubby guy would definitely eat it.
He had something to eat and didn’t starve him!
What about everyone else?
Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf. The lone wolf was lying there motionless, as if he was really hungry and couldn't move. But what is a wolf? A hungry wolf. A wolf is the most hungry creature. Generally speaking, after eating enough
Even dead wolves will be fine if they starve for ten or eight days! Some even survive for a week. And during this time, they can still maintain a certain level of combat effectiveness and take advantage of the opportunity to hunt and replenish food.
Then Lone Wolf, he hasn’t eaten for a whole day, and that’s it? What’s more, he even ate in the morning...there’s something wrong!
Looking at the monkey again, the monkey was quite well-behaved and there was no change. However, Fang Zheng looked at it twice, and his eyes were a little erratic.
Fang Zheng finally looked at Hong Hai'er, who looked at Fang Zheng with a pitiful expression, but there was no flaw in him! Fang Zheng squinted his eyes and remained unmoved. Others might not understand Hong Hai'er and might be deceived by his cute appearance.
. But Fangzheng doesn’t do that. This little guy is his weapon to detect lies. He is a professional liar and a king of acting! The more he acts, the more there is something wrong here!
So Fang Zheng's original feeling of guilt disappeared in an instant.
"Master, we are still hungry. We haven't eaten anything for a day. Do you think we need to have some extra food in the evening?" Hong Boyer spoke.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately understood that these guys had been acting for a long time and were all waiting here!
Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said, "Disciples, I suddenly had an enlightenment today. I think it is necessary to tell you about it?"
When Fang Zheng said this, several little things looked at him with wide eyes, as if to say: "Are you trying to starve us to death?"
The squirrel couldn't hold it back and muttered: "Master, can you speak faster?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "No problem, I'll finish it soon."
When the few little things heard this, they immediately breathed out. Lone Wolf asked curiously: "Master, what have you realized today?"
Fang Zheng took a chair and sat on it, saying: "I read a Taoist book today. There is a Taoist saying called bigu!"
"Butt? What's the point of butt?" Lone Wolf answered subconsciously, and then patted the squirrel's fat butt and said, "This one is a bit fat."
Squirrel immediately turned back and stared at him angrily, as if he was going to eat you. Unfortunately, in the eyes of these brothers and sisters, this little fat man's threat was zero. It was completely useless...
The squirrel also knew how much he weighed, and after expressing his dissatisfaction, he moved aggrievedly to the monkey for comfort.
The monkey gently stroked his head, then took the opportunity to pinch his fat butt and said, "There is indeed a lot of meat on the butt."
The squirrel howled angrily! Even the monkeys couldn't be trusted anymore, and he couldn't trust the red boy anymore. He simply hid on the roof and couldn't get down, otherwise he would be taken advantage of.
After he went up, he looked down and saw Fangzheng, Lone Wolf, Monkey, and Red Boy all looking up at him. Before he could ask any questions, he heard everyone say in unison: "He's quite fat..."
When the squirrel heard this, he shouted angrily: "I'm not fat! I just have something in my heart that makes me unable to lose weight!"
Everyone gave him a big look...
"Master, forget it, ignore him. You should just talk about the butt stuff." Lone Wolf said.
Fang Zheng nodded and said: "Okay, let's talk about butt... fart... fart!" Fang Zheng immediately realized that he was being led astray! He quickly explained: "What the teacher is talking about is Bigu! Bo Yipi! Song Wugu.
!Bigu! Do you understand?"
As a result, several little guys shook their heads in confusion...
Fang Zheng was helpless and didn't bother to explain: "To put it simply, it means you can live without eating!"
"Oh, I won't eat..." Lone Wolf muttered subconsciously, and then suddenly woke up!
The squirrel, monkey, red boy and lone wolf almost screamed at the same time: "Don't eat?!" For foodies, there is nothing bigger in the world than eating! Letting them not eat is more uncomfortable than killing them.
!
Fangzheng stretched out his hand, put it on Dulan's chin, raised it slightly, closed the lone wolf's open mouth, and then followed the gourd to help the monkey. Red Boy closed his mouth. As for the squirrel on the roof? Tried it.
Try the height, if you can't reach it, forget it.
Fang Zheng continued: "Yes, it is said that inedia can cure lying, so I decided to try it. Today, our temple will do inedia! Dinner will be served in three days!"
PS: WeChat public account: Huangliangjiu [note, this is Liang with the word rice at the bottom] released a new side story of Yizhi Zen Master and Fangzheng: Landscape