"Ding! Congratulations on getting a koi at random!" the system said.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was immediately stunned. Koi? He had accumulated merit three or four times, only to get one koi? Fang Zheng felt unhappy, but after learning from his mistakes many times, Fang Zheng also learned wisely. He did not
If you want to complain, look at the product first before you complain!
"Are you receiving it?" the system asked in a strange tone.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he always felt that there was a hint of obedience in the tone, and subconsciously asked, "Can you not accept it?"
"I've already taken it, so you have to take it if you don't want to." The system chuckled.
Fang Zheng's bad premonition became stronger, but he still nodded: "Stop it!"
The next moment, Fang Zheng heard a scream from above his head: "Oops! Get out of the way, hide to the left!"
When Fangzheng heard this, he subconsciously stood to the left, and then there was a slap on his forehead, and a sticky, soft thing was slapped on his bald head! Then the thing bounced up and flopped softly on the ground!
Fangzheng lowered his head and looked, and a hundred thousand thoughts were running through his heart! This is a koi?! This is a koi, he is the Buddha!
He saw a pale white fish with a bit of blue light lying on the ground. Why did this fish look so familiar to him? Take a look for yourself? Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and immediately went online and searched. The next moment, a picture popped up.
Comparing the two, Fang Zheng's face turned dark!
The red boy, monkey, lone wolf, and squirrel who heard the noise over there all ran over and saw Fang Zheng staring at a fish in a daze, with a not so good look on his face. The guys looked at each other and thought to themselves: "Is Master greedy for fish?"
Are you ready? Want to eat fish?"
Red Boy came over, took a closer look, and poked the fish on the ground. The fish was motionless, its eyes were wide open, and its mouth was open, as if it was dead. Red Boy looked up at Fang Zheng and asked:
"Master, why did you buy a salted fish?"
That's right, this fish doesn't look like a koi at all, nor is it colorful! His appearance is exactly the same as a salted fish!
Fang Zheng raised the corner of his mouth, looked up, said nothing, climbed up the wall, looked around, and thought to himself: There is no one around here! Then who threw this salted fish?
Fang Zheng asked the system, but the system didn't say anything. The strange sound of the system before Fang Zheng guided him, and he had an unpleasant feeling in his heart.
He walked over, touched the fish, and said, "Isn't this a koi?"
"Pfft!" After hearing Fang Zheng's words, Hong Hai'er couldn't hold it back and laughed on the spot! Holding her belly, she pointed at the salted fish on the ground and said: "Haha... Master, are you kidding me? Is this a koi? Someone else's koi.
The carp is colorful and looks great! Even if this guy only has one color, he’s still ugly! Even if it’s ugly, look at this appearance, look at this face shape, look at these eyeballs, and finally you can
Smell this smell! Isn’t this just a salted fish?”
"Damn you, uncle!" At this moment, before Fang Zheng could speak, a voice suddenly came from the ground!
Fang Zheng, Hong Hai'er and others were stunned. They looked down and saw that the fish was still dead. But if he didn't say it, then who did?
The squirrel went over, touched the fish's head and said, "It seems to be really dead. Master, did he fall to death?"
Fang Zheng's old face darkened, and he fell to death? When the dead fish fell from the sky, it tricked him into using it as a meat mat. Even if he died, it would be him who died, not the salted fish.
"You're the one who died!" The gangster's voice, which was a bit old-fashioned, like a ten thousand-year-old fried dough stick, sounded again. This time everyone could see clearly that it was this salted fish who said it!
The squirrel was startled, and hurriedly ran to the lone wolf's head, pulled the long hair, and hid himself.
The lone wolf was not afraid. There was an awesome monk in the temple, a super monster king, and all the monsters came, and he had to lie down. He leaned over, took a sniff, and said: "You are so salty, and you are not dead yet?
"
"Have you never seen someone taking a salt bath? Are you poor?" The salted fish made a squeaking sound and turned over. A smell of salt wafted over, and Fang Zheng frowned subconsciously.
Fang Zheng said: "Aren't you taking a salt bath? You fell into a salt pit and haven't climbed out in ten years, right?"
As soon as Fang Zheng said this, everyone originally thought that this dead fish would start a fight with Fang Zheng, but the fish rolled his eyes and said, "How did you know?"
Everyone was speechless for a moment... Could this be confusing?
Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes and asked, "Did you ask the poor monk to move to the left just now?"
Xianyu was stunned, stared at Fang Zheng and asked, "Who is the boss here?"
Everyone looked at Fang Zheng collectively. Xianyu glanced at everyone's eyes. Xianyu, whose head and eyes were originally raised, suddenly fell to the ground with a snap, and then there was no movement. His eyes were extremely wide, and he immediately
Pretending to be dead on the spot!
Fang Zheng frowned, it seemed that this guy was right! But pretending to be dead? This trick is useless against him!
Honghai'er saw that Xianyu didn't say a word, so he stabbed him, but he still didn't say a word.
Squirrel was relatively simple, so he walked over and said, "Master, did you scare him to death?"
"Are you scared to death? You're scared to death. Okay, send it down the mountain and feed the villagers meat. After all, this is salted fish from Lingshan Mountain." Fang Zheng sneered and looked at the salted fish with a smile. Pretend to be like him.
Death? If it were another monk, maybe it would be a bit difficult. But Fang Zheng is not a serious monk!
When Xianyu heard this, his body visibly stiffened.
When Hong Hai'er and others heard this, they immediately became happy. Hong Hai'er directly grabbed the tail of the salted fish and dragged it out. As he walked, he said: "Master, let me tell you, for such a big fish, all the flesh and blood are precious. If you take it,
Let’s stew your spiritual ginseng, and it will be much faster if you start practicing your skills.”
Fang Zheng said with a smile: "That's not possible. The poor monk is a monk after all, so how can he eat meat? Send it away... By the way, such a good fish will make everyone feel fishy."
"Ah? Master, are you right? There are so many families, so many people, and such a small fish, how should we divide it up?" Hong Boy was a little worried.
The monkey said slowly: "It's simple. Just chop him into pieces at the entrance of the village and share a little bit with each family."
As soon as these words came out, Xianyu, who was pretending to be dead, suddenly moved and shouted: "Are you monks? Do you have any conscience? It is wrong to insult the corpse, you know? Have you read it?
A scripture?"
Xianyu spoke, and everyone laughed. You're so cool, why don't you keep pretending?
Only the squirrel pulled its big tail cutely and said: "Wow, it's a fake corpse! Didn't you die just now?"
"You're the only one who's dead! I'm sleeping, right?" Xianyu shouted arrogantly.
The squirrel didn't take it seriously and said, "You sleep? But your eyes are open?"
Xianyu tried his best to roll his eyes symbolically, and said: "Find me a fish with eyelids to look at! Ask him to close his eyes for me!"
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