Behind me, I saw Red Boy riding on Xianyu's body and firing his small fists like rocket launchers at Xianyu on his crotch. With each punch, a yellow light barrier would explode behind Xianyu. I don't know.
Was it done by Red Boy or Xianyu? Anyway, with this yellow barrier blocking it, Red Boy couldn't damage the ground no matter how hard he hit.
On the other hand, the salted fish was miserable. The mouth of the salted fish was blocked by one of Honghai'er's hands, and the other hand smashed the whole body of the salted fish. Although he had no eyelids, the salted fish at this moment gave people a feeling that he was about to die.
The feeling of being beaten to death. As for the scales in the squirrel's hands, they naturally come from the salted fish. At this moment, the salted fish has been beaten to the point where all the scales have fallen off. It really looks like a dead fish... or
The kind that has been scaled and is about to be put into the pot.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he shook his head slightly. He originally thought that when gods fight, no matter what happens, it will turn upside down, and the sun and moon will turn into gods and horses. But after watching the fight between these two guys, Fang Zheng realized that, indeed, Buddha was also a human being. Look at this
The fighting posture is like that of a gangster!
Fang Zheng could see the fighting situation over there clearly. As soon as he shouted to start fighting, Xianyu and Hong Haier collided with each other. Xianyu opened his mouth and spat on Hong Haier's face! There are many kinds of things that he can't beat.
You, your attitude is so disgusting! Fang Zheng can smell the salty smell from all the way away, which really makes Hong Boy feel sick. But Fang Zheng can also see that this saliva is not ordinary saliva, as soon as he spits it out
, Red Boy covered his face and jumped twice in pain.
Fang Zheng has personally tested how thick Hong Boy's skin is. Even after he has practiced the "Dragon Elephant Body Building Technique" both internally and externally, he can carry the strength of a hill with both hands and hit Hong Boy's body without any pain or itch.
Yes. This salted fish can hurt Red Boy with just one sip of water. Obviously there is some secret inside. At least the water should be better than aqua regia, the sulfuric acid is awesome...
When Xianyu saw Red Boy in pain, he was extremely proud of himself. But the next moment, Red Boy was riding on him and beating him violently! The first two punches landed, and Xianyu struggled for a while. After the last three punches landed, the guy just covered him up.
With a straight face, he begged for mercy.
Hong Hai'er was also fierce. He held Xianyu's mouth with one hand to prevent him from screaming, so as not to attract others to stop him. He used the other hand to punch him! The fish scales flew everywhere...
When Fang Zheng saw this, he knew the battle was over, so he jumped off the wall and went back to read Buddhist scriptures.
Over there, Red Boy had finished beating him, so he got up from the salted fish and said with a smile: "Little fish monster, how are you? Do you want to fight again?"
"Little fish monster? Ah! Calculated by my age, I can be regarded as your ancestor... Hey, the world is declining, and no one comes forward to greet you." Xianyu shouted quickly.
Hong Hai'er pouted and said, "Old man? I have lived for three thousand years, and you call me an old man?"
When Xianyu heard this, he was surprised and said: "You have lived for three thousand years? You are not from this world? Who are you?"
Hong Hai'er put one hand behind his back and said with a calm face: "This king is the Holy Infant King!"
"King Holy Infant?!" Xianyu exclaimed.
"Oh? You know me?" Hong Hai'er was even more proud. Since coming to Yizhi Temple, he found that no one in the entire mountain except Fang Zheng knew his past! When he told his awesome deeds, his senior brothers all thought that
He was bragging. He couldn't find anyone to brag about, and it felt so lonely. Now that he finally met someone who could compliment him, he was naturally very happy. But he didn't show it on his face.
He understands very well that pretending to be cool is not good if it is too obvious! Showing off must be done in style!
Xianyu continued to exclaim: "Wow! You are the Holy Infant King?!"
"Do you really know him?" Squirrel asked curiously.
Xianyu narrowed his eyes, and everyone's hearts were moved by him. Lone Wolf and the others were also curious about Hong Boy's life. But they didn't quite believe what Hong Boy said. After all, it was too mysterious. But from the second person
If you say it from your mouth, they can listen...
As a result, while everyone was waiting anxiously, Xianyu said seriously: "I don't know you!"
Hong Boy, who was already prepared to receive everyone's adoring gazes, suddenly fell into disgrace.
"Poof!" The monkey couldn't help but almost laughed.
Squirrel and Lone Wolf were stunned, and then asked: "You don't know me? Then why were you so surprised just now?"
Xianyu said matter-of-factly: "You are surprised if you don't know me, but you won't be surprised if you know me. Little kid, you have only lived three thousand years old and you dare to sneer in front of your ancestors? I have lived ninety thousand years! Now!
Do you understand the difference between us?"
Hong Boy came back to his senses, stared at Xianyu with squinted eyes and said: "I heard that the Dragon Gate on the Hualong Pond opens every three thousand years! You have lived for ninety thousand years, that is, you have jumped thirty times without jumping over? Hey,
Have you ever been killed by a dog at your age?"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at Xianyu.
As a result, the salted fish didn't blush. Instead, he raised his head and said, "You don't understand my old man's thoughts. As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you will fight. If you fight, you won't fight. Fighting and not fighting are all in the same mind. My old man has a heart to become a Buddha.
How can the heart of an ancestor be willing to transform into a heavenly dragon protecting the Dharma?"
When Hong Boy heard this, he rolled his eyes. Just now, this dead fish said that he wanted to jump from the dragon's gate, but now he changed his mind and said that he would not jump. He is quite thick-skinned! Listening to Xian Yu's nonsense, only a ghost would believe him! Hong Boy
He shook his head, was too lazy to pay attention to him, and left.
Seeing Red Boy leave, the squirrel asked Xianyu curiously: "Your scales are gone, aren't you cold?"
Xianyu raised his head and said proudly: "Cold? Humph, I am the koi carp in Lingshan who has been soaking in Tianlong Pond for 90,000 years! What does this coldness mean? Also, don't think that I have lost.
It’s coaxing the child…”
Before he finished speaking, Hong Hai'er, who had walked to the door of the temple, suddenly turned around and grinned.
Xianyu had a feeling that if he kept blowing, this guy would definitely rush over and beat him up. It would be a small matter to be embarrassed, but a big deal to be beaten! So he swallowed the words that came to his lips. He had an idea,
Said: "Of course, one thing, ancestor, I have to admit that this kid is still very capable. If I weren't shirtless, I really wouldn't be able to fuck him."
As soon as these words came out, Lone Wolf and Monkey rolled their eyes together and said to themselves: "Is this guy from Lingshan? It's too shameless, isn't it? Is the Buddha in Lingshan like this?"
The two guys shook their heads and left.
Only Squirrel looked at Xianyu with a cute look and asked very seriously: "But, you are not only shirtless, you also took off your pants."
Xianyu suddenly lost his composure and said angrily: "You squirrel, why do you talk so much? Stop talking, I'm going to go swimming!"
After saying that, Xianyu quickly twisted his butt and ran away...
The squirrel scratched his head and muttered: "I talk a lot?"