Thinking of this, Xianyu snorted in his heart. He didn't believe it. It was shameless, and there was someone who could compare with him! So Xianyu laughed and said, "Oh, hello everyone! Are you all eating?"
After saying that, Xianyu stepped into the backyard like one of his own family members.
With such a loud voice and such a loud movement, Fang Zheng and others could no longer pretend not to see it. However, Fang Zheng had no intention of putting down his bowl and chatting. Instead, he asked while eating: "Salted fish, what are you doing here?"
"What Xianyu? I am Koi! Koi! Remember, Koi!" Xianyu corrected Fang Zheng's wording unhappily, then glanced at the rice bowl on the table, his heart ached, and at the same time he cursed: These grandchildren are all
Is it a rice pail? Such a big basin is almost full!
"Koi is so weird, let's call it salted fish. Salted fish, what are you doing here? Aren't you swimming in Tianlong Pond?" Fang Zheng said this while eating.
Xianyu smelled the aroma, swallowed his saliva, stared at the rice in the rice bowl sideways, and said: "I...I...that..." Xianyu really didn't know what to say, but he saw that the rice was about to disappear.
I felt anxious, especially when I looked at the squirrel. He was obviously full of food, but he kept stuffing it into his mouth. He made it clear that he wanted to finish it all, and not leave any leftovers for him!
Xianyu's heart skipped a beat and he cursed loudly: "Hey! These little things, they are clearly trying to be shameless compared to me! I am shameless and want to eat, but you are shameless and pretend not to know? Okay, let's see who is cruel!"
Thinking of this, Xianyu grinned, came to the table, jumped on the table, and put his fins on the edge of the rice bowl like a human being. His movements were extremely natural, as if he were an ordinary person leaning on the guardrail, as if it was nothing.
The intention is just to rely on it. Xianyu said in his heart: "I have made it so clear, and you still pretend to not understand?"
However, Xianyu still underestimated the thickness of the guys in Yizhi Temple. Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Oh? Are you busy?"
Xianyu swallowed and said, "Isn't it dinner time? I'll come in and take a look..."
"Oh, it's dinner time. We all have dinner, why don't you go home for dinner?" The squirrel raised his head and ate too much, so he burped subconsciously.
Xianyu rolled his eyes and thought: Eat? Where should I go to eat?
"I'm not full yet, let's have some more." At this time, Hong Boy started to serve rice again.
Xianyu was anxious and quickly pressed down on the rice bowl and said, "You've eaten a lot. Let's take a rest."
"I can still eat it, don't worry." Honghai'er pulled open the fins of the salted fish and continued to serve the rice.
Xianyu looked at Fangzheng, who was still sitting there eating and eating vegetables with the old god still there. Xianyu shouted: "Master, I came to your temple as a protector, don't you care about the food?"
As soon as these words came out, Fang Zheng finally reacted, raised his eyelids and said: "Dharma protector?"
"Yes!" Xianyu nodded.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "I haven't fully agreed to this yet."
"Uh, what do you mean? Didn't you agree before?" Xianyu had a bad feeling.
Fang Zheng said: "Let's put it this way, the current situation is that the poor monk is the abbot of this one-finger temple. It is the poor monk who has the final say whether or not the one-zhi temple recruits employees. You are here to be the protector.
I'm here to apply for a job. Whether I can use you or not depends on my mood."
"No...it's not...that...Hey, that's not right! If you don't want to protect the Dharma, why did you bring me here?" Xianyu was a little confused at first, but then he realized what he was doing and retorted immediately.
Fangzheng spread his hands and said: "The poor monk is looking for someone, but who to use has not been decided yet. As for you, letting you live in Tianlong Pond is because I, the Buddha, am compassionate and give you a temporary place to rest. As for eating
Well... you have to deal with it yourself. Poor monk, this is a small temple, and wandering monks are not allowed to live and eat in the temple. Well, this is where the monks live, so the donor should go out."
Red Boy chuckled and said, "If you are really hungry, you can stand in the northwest corner, open your mouth wider, and let the northwest wind fill you up."
Xianyu almost jumped up when he heard this, slammed the table, and shouted: "You don't care about eating, and you want me to leave? No way! If you don't give me something to eat today, I won't leave! No, I'm determined to eat!"
After saying that, the koi jumped directly into the rice bowl, ready to eat first and then talk about it! What you eat is what you earn!
Koi knew that there were a lot of capable people here, so this time he made a move very suddenly, neatly and without any tricks. Moreover, when he entered the basin, he opened his mouth, and in line with the principle of what he eats, he fell in
Just a mouth!
result……
when!
"Oops..." Xianyu covered his mouth, stared at the clean stainless steel basin below, as if it had been washed, and roared angrily: "You guys have gone too far! There was food just now! Just say a few words,
Why are there only pots left? Are you a dog? You licked it so cleanly? It’s all reflective!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xianyu saw the dumbfounded lone wolf beside him, covered his face, and muttered: "I... go! There really is a dog."
Lone Wolf looked at the old man for a moment, and said, "What's this dead fish saying? He's a wolf, not a dog, okay?" But looking at the sad look on Xianyu's face and worrying about the food in his mouth, he didn't say anything.
At this moment, Xianyu's voice was trembling and crying! He had just arrived, and he was beaten first and then starved. This was too much for bullying the fish! Is there anyone who treats an old fish like this?
Seeing the sad and angry look on Xianyu's face, Fang Zheng actually felt a little sad and regretted it. However, Fang Zheng soon discovered that there was a cunning light shining in Xianyu's big eyes. Obviously, this guy was acting again!
So Fang Zheng gave up the idea of letting Xianyu eat immediately, but knocked on the table and said: "This is not the point. The point is, if you are not from the temple, you cannot eat the temple's food."
"I want to join the monastery!" Xianyu shouted immediately.
Fang Zheng nodded and said: "This is not something you just want to join. If you want to join Yizhi Temple, it depends on fate and merit. If you do well, I will naturally accept you. If you do poorly, the poor monk will really
Not accepted.”
Xianyu grinned and said: "Lingshan has many more rules than you do. I can enter the mountain gate there, let alone a small temple like yours?"
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction. This was what he was waiting for, so he said: "The poor monk can hire you, but you are not the disciple of the poor monk, nor are you a regular employee. Just be a temporary worker first, and you will be rewarded if you perform well.
You are promoted to a regular employee. As a temporary worker, you have a limited amount of food for the time being. After you work officially, you will be promoted and receive additional food based on your performance."
"Uh, can you still play like this?" Xianyu is an experienced person with a flexible mind. He immediately heard the trick and mystery in these words and couldn't help shouting.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "That's it, it's up to you whether you do it or not."
"If I don't do it, can I go down the mountain?" Xianyu asked.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "Whatever."
Xianyu was immediately overjoyed and said with a smile: "Old ancestor, with all my skills, I can still be starved to death by you? I'm going down the mountain!"