Hong Boy'er frowned and thought to himself: Why is this dead fish so troublesome? Just as he was about to say something, he saw that Fang Zheng was not angry at all. He took a bamboo pole with an iron hook hanging on it and threw the hook in front of the salted fish.
, said: "It's okay if you don't go in. How about you bite this hook and I'll carry you out?"
Xianyu's face turned even darker when he saw it. Damn it, do you really think he is a dead fish? Fang Zheng subconsciously thought about it and put a bamboo pole on his shoulder, with a hook hanging on it, and a big salty fish hanging on the hook.
The fish trembled every time it walked, and even spun around when the wind blew. Xianyu couldn't help but shudder, put away his crutches, and lay directly on the black cloth bag, as if he was about to go to the execution ground to die generously.
cried: "Come on!"
When Fang Zheng saw this, he smiled and thought to himself, "Can't I deal with you anymore?"
After finishing speaking, Fang Zheng rolled up the salted fish layer by layer with black cloth, then swung it behind him, crossed the two ends diagonally from his shoulders, and tied it tightly on his chest.
"Master, are you really going to carry him out?" Hong Hai'er couldn't help but ask, this treatment is too good! He didn't even get this treatment.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "Of course, otherwise something will happen sooner or later if a salted fish wanders around."
"Master, please open your mouth for me and let me look outside." Xianyu shouted from inside the black cloth bag. Not to mention lying in the black cloth bag, apart from being a little suffocated, it was quite comfortable.
It feels like a high-end bullock cart.
Fang Zheng didn't know what Xianyu was thinking. If he knew that Xianyu compared him to a cow, he probably wouldn't go down the mountain today and would just fight Xianyu.
Hearing Xianyu shout this, Fang Zheng asked Honghai'er to make an opening where the fish's eyes were.
Red Boy's hands and feet are nimble, and his nails are as sharp as knives. He can easily make a perfect cut, just enough to expose the fish's eyes. For those who don't know, at first glance, they would think that there is a precious aphrodisiac inlaid on the black cloth bag.
Ah! Now, Xianyu was completely relieved, knowing that the monk really wanted to take him down the mountain. Thinking of this, Xianyu smiled proudly: "As expected, so what if I lied to him? Hehe..."
However, Xianyu was not complacent for a while. The next moment, Fang Zheng picked up the bamboo pole and picked up something with a hook. However, due to the angle, Xianyu couldn't see it. However, as soon as Fang Zheng touched the thing, he was standing where he was.
The lone wolf, squirrel, monkey, and red boy nearby ran away as if they were avoiding the plague. Suddenly, Xianyu instinctively felt that this was not a good thing!
The next moment, Xianyu's idea was confirmed.
He saw a pair of stinky shoes being picked up by a hook on a bamboo pole and landed directly in the hole in front of his eyes! When the wind blew, the smell came in along the entrance of the hole! Xianyu only felt a smell that was even saltier than him.
The smell rushed in, and I suddenly felt like I was suffocating! My eyes were about to turn white subconsciously!
Xianyu yelled: "Oh! What does this smell like?!"
Xianyu really doesn’t know what this smell is. Those who can climb Lingshan Mountain are either Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, or Arhats. These people’s bodies are dust-free and have no odor. Ordinary people who can climb Lingshan Mountain are also practitioners.
Those who are successful will naturally not go up the mountain with a stench all over their body. They will bathe and change clothes cleanly before climbing the mountain to worship the Buddha.
Therefore, Salted Fish was not mentally prepared for the smell of stinky feet. He just felt as if a hundred thousand rotten eggs were fermenting at the same time. The smell made him want to vomit!
"Stop shouting, those are the shoes of a poor monk. When you go out, you always have to bring something spare," Fang Zheng said.
"Can't you wrap him up?" Xianyu tried hard to hold his breath, but when he opened his mouth, the taste poured into his mouth. He tasted the taste with his tongue, and his uncomfortable stomach began to twist.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "There's nothing I can do about it. These shoes have a strong smell. They need to be blown by the wind, otherwise they won't be comfortable to wear."
"You feel comfortable, but I'm about to die! Take it away quickly!" Xianyu shouted.
Fang Zheng said: "There is no place to take it, so just make do with it. We are going out soon. Remember, shut up and don't move. Otherwise, if you make any noise, the poor monk will send you back. You will never go out again."
Already."
Xianyu smelled it for a while, couldn't hold it anymore, and tried to hold his breath, but the smell seemed to be magical, lingering in his mind and refusing to go away. Xianyu thought to himself: "Is this the legendary smell that lasts forever?
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Seeing that he was about to step into the Wuxiang Gate, Fang Zheng narrowed his eyes. He really didn't believe that this salted fish could endure it.
Sure enough, the moment Fang Zheng was about to push the Wuxiang door open, Xianyu shouted: "I'm convinced! Just stuff your things into my Sumeru scales! I can't accept it! It's murder!"
Fang Zheng was immediately happy, and quickly took down all kinds of food hanging on his chest, and asked: "How to put them?"
When Xianyu saw this, he understood everything. This damn thief Bald was using his stinky shoes to force him into submission. As expected, a shameless person met a stinky and shameless person, but in the end he was no match for him! The words were spoken, and
He couldn't take it back, so Xianyu gritted his teeth and said: "As long as you want to put it in and hand it over, I will naturally help you put it away. If you want to take something, just say something, stretch out your hand, and I will put it away for you."
Just go out. But you have to make a hole in this cloth bag. You can't touch my hand, and I can't give it to you."
Fang Zheng was overjoyed when he heard this. He quickly took off the cloth bag and made another opening. But here comes the problem. If he did it this way, the salted fish would be tied upright behind his back. If he wanted to get something, he would have to reach his hands awkwardly to his back.
It is very troublesome to go there. If you hang the salted fish upside down behind your back, although it is convenient, the salted fish will not work.
After thinking about it, Fang Zheng finally tied the salted fish horizontally around his waist like a short knife. Looking at it, outsiders saw that Fang Zheng was wearing white monk robes, with a black strip of cloth wrapped around his waist, and a
The black package looks like a short knife! For those who don’t know, no one will think that it is a salted fish. They will only think that this ancient monk is carrying a short knife. After all, the shape of the fish is somewhat similar to the knife.
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With such a bundle, it was easy for Fang Zheng to pick up something. He just swiped it on his lower back and got it. He tried putting the food in and then taking it out again. He went back and forth several times and Fang Zheng had a great time.
Almost.
"Have you had enough fun?" Xianyu shouted impatiently.
Fang Zheng smiled awkwardly and took off the smelly shoes. Seeing this, Xianyu's face turned extremely ugly. Thinking that this piece of shit was going to be stuffed into his scales, he probably would no longer be a salty fish in the future, but would probably become a salty fish.
! But it’s better than smoking him in front of him, admit it! However, the next moment, he saw Fang Zheng throwing the shoes aside, asking Hong Boy to look at it, don’t throw it away, and make it clear that he will use it in the future
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Seeing this, Xianyu's face turned even darker instantly. Sure enough, these broken shoes were used to disgust him, and they were prepared to use them for a long time! This thief is bald, and he is not afraid of being exposed and embarrassed. He doesn't even bother to deal with it, just treat it as a perfunctory one.
After forcing him to submit in front of him, he threw down his shoes and left! Xianyu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "When did Buddha become blind? Why did he accept such a shameless guy as a monk? Alas...
"While sighing, he completely forgot that he was a smelly and shameless salted fish brought back by the Buddha...
Fang Zheng pushed open the phaseless door, and the next moment, his eyes were filled with darkness.