Xianyu was about to say something, but he saw Fang Zheng staring at him with a serious face and saying: "Either I ride on you and fly on a fish, or I step on you and fly on a fish, or I throw you to the police and eat salty food tonight."
fillet!"
"You're cruel, but... do you think my magic power can move you?" Xianyu snorted.
Fang Zheng was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? I don't have enough mana to take people flying." Xianyu said.
Fang Zheng thought that Xianyu was trying to shirk. Red Boy had taken him to heaven and earth. Why did it happen to this Xianyu and so many things happened? Fang Zheng regretted for the first time that he didn’t take Red Boy down the mountain. So Fang Zheng said angrily:
"So, you are basically useless?"
The words behind these words were full of threats.
When Xianyu heard this, he quickly shouted: "Cut the fish into fillets, right? I've convinced you, sit still!"
After saying that, the salted fish man stood up! Fang Zheng was also knocked to the ground.
"Can you fly?" Fang Zheng asked with eyes wide open.
"You're flying! Ancestor, I'll try my best to run away! Come up here if you don't want to lose your life, ancestor, I'll carry you!" Xianyu shook his beard and said with a look of reluctance.
Fangzheng was stunned, looking at Xianyu's small body, a little dazed. Xianyu said it was not big, one arm was long, and it was short or not. He lay down on his side, and it could barely be used as a small skateboard, which he could ride on or ride on.
It was okay. It was only then that Fang Zheng realized that this guy looked like a fish! Do fishes swim sideways? Once this guy stood up and rode on it... Fang Zheng's anus tightened subconsciously.
However, compared to riding on it, Fang Zheng was in trouble with the back in front of him. This little guy stood up and bent over, and looked decent. But the problem was, how could he carry such a small one? Fang Zheng looked at it.
With the proud look on Xianyu's face, it was obvious that this guy had no intention of backing him up at all, but was instead going to give him problems!
Fang Zheng was indeed a little embarrassed, but after a quick glance, he found that the salted fish not only had two fins on the top, but also two on the bottom. However, these two fins were not very useful.
Fang Zheng smiled in his heart, there is a way!
Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng's smile and had a bad feeling. The next moment...
On the road, there was a traffic jam due to the hijacking. Many drivers were honking their horns impatiently, but there was nothing they could do.
A fat bald man touched the steering wheel and called on the phone: "Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, can I call you sister? Can our traffic police move faster?"
?I haven’t moved one meter in half an hour! Today’s salary is probably going to be deducted! My car runs slower than a tortoise! Huh? Um...wait a minute, can I ask a question?"
"What do you mean?" the person opposite asked very gently and not angry.
The fat man touched his bald head, looked at the rearview mirror, swallowed and asked, "Will there be points deducted for riding an electric scooter on the road? Will there be a fine?"
"It depends on the specific situation." The other party said patiently.
"Does the traffic law say what the penalties are for riding a fish on a motorway?" Baldhead asked with a look of disbelief.
The other party was stunned, obviously not understanding what the bald man meant, and asked: "What do you mean?"
Then I heard the bald man touching his head and yelling: "Damn it! I saw a monk riding a fish and running past! The speed must be eighty, not ninety, no, a hundred yards!"
Nima, what is going on? That fish seems to be a salted fish!"
"Ahem, sir, maybe what you saw is a salted fish electric car, right?"
"My sister, the car! That thing has no wheels, the fins are split, and it twists and turns. It's so sexy, and it runs so damn fast!"
"Beep...beep..." The other party finally lost his patience, and then muttered: "Ask a question and I can answer it patiently. Is it fun to tease me? I am not a woman, but I am a sister. I am your sister!"
In the end, he just put down the phone, and it rang again, so he picked it up. Before he could speak, he heard the other person yelling: "Oh my God! I've become a sperm, do you care? There's a fish on the way!"
"Well, you have to find a sanitation worker for this."
"The problem is, this guy is carrying someone on his back and can run faster than a horse!"
"Beep...beep..." the man said angrily: "Are these people interesting? They even asked someone else to tease me."
At this moment, the man heard other colleagues beside him muttering: "Funny, the fish is on the road, why don't you say that the pig is on the tree? Only you can believe me."
As soon as these words came out, several people looked at each other and asked in unison: "Have you also received such a call?"
One person may be lying or teasing, but they all got it, and this is ridiculous—several people had sweat on their foreheads, so they quickly called back to verify the situation.
At this moment, on the road, a monk stepped on the fins under the body of the salted fish with his feet, holding two fish whiskers with both hands, like a horse race rider, sticking his butt out, bending over, and running wildly on the street.
And go.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said: "Drive! Drive!"
Xianyu's face was covered with black lines, and he still remembered him when he went out, howling like a spring breeze with horse hoofs, but after a while, the situation was reversed, and he said bitterly: Hey,
Things are changing.
Fang Zheng was feeling proud when he suddenly realized that something was wrong. Why were the people around him looking at him? Could it be? Fang Zheng slapped the fish's head fiercely: "You are not invisible?"
"You didn't say anything either?" Xianyu shouted.
"I..." Fang Zheng really wanted to yell, this is such a big trap! But Fang Zheng finally got his wits about him and immediately used Dream Yellow Liang. The people around him were stunned for a moment...
"Brother, don't yell when it's okay. I went to see it. It's a self-balancing car in the shape of a salted fish. The wheels are hidden under the fins and can't be seen at a glance. Those people saw it wrong. But this bastard ran away
It was too fast and there was a traffic jam, so I didn’t catch him,” a traffic policeman reported.
"Huh, just what I said..." A sigh came from the other side of the phone.
At the same time, Fang Zheng also let out a sigh of relief and thought to himself: "Thank you for my cleverness, otherwise I would have made the headlines again and been dragged away to be sliced."
Fang Zheng shook his head, took out his mobile phone, looked at the navigation position, and patted the fish's head: "Turn left!"
Not long after, Fang Zheng came to the gate of the hospital, wrapped the salted fish in a black bag, put it on his back, and then Shi Shiranduo walked into the hospital. After asking around, he found out about the salesperson named Qiu Yu.
Case.
Qiu Yu is still being rescued, and his current situation is not optimistic.
Fang Zheng immediately ran outside the rescue room, looked around and saw that there was no one around, slapped the fish on the head and became invisible. Not long after, someone came out, and he immediately sneaked in. Looking at Qiu Yu lying on the rescue bed, Fang Zheng
Now with the understanding of medicine, we can see the clues at a glance. That iron nail is just stuck in the gap of the brain nerves. If the nail moves even slightly, it may damage the brain. Therefore, the doctor is also cautious, not daring to make any mistakes.
careless……
This matter is difficult for ordinary people, but for Fang Zheng...