As soon as these words came out, Xianyu's fins suddenly froze in mid-air! He thought to himself: Someone is coming at this time? Damn, this fish won't let the fish eat well!
Although there is more than one animal in the One Finger Temple, the monkey itself can imitate people and eat with chopsticks, which everyone thinks is spiritual. The squirrel is not as tall as chopsticks, so naturally it does not use chopsticks. It sits there holding rice balls and eats, which everyone thinks
I also think it's cute. The lone wolf has a butt like this and eats with his head in the rice bowl, which is very consistent with his style.
But, who has seen a fish that can walk ashore? Who has seen a fish that can still use chopsticks? Who has seen a fish that has been pickled into salted fish and can do the above two things? This is simply unexplainable!
Therefore, at that moment, Xianyu clearly felt several pairs of eyes looking at him! Those eyes seemed to say: "If you are discovered, you will be dead!"
Xianyu rolled his eyes, and he really wanted to curse! But considering the situation, he could only hold it back and immediately used his unique magical power - the killing method!
He rolled his eyes, threw the chopsticks away, and stopped moving.
The squirrel poked curiously and muttered: "It's all hard..."
The lone wolf muttered: "This is the most deadly animal I have ever seen."
The monkey glanced at Xianyu and said calmly: "This is a true performance."
Everyone: "..."
While they were talking, a man walked to the door. When everyone took a look, they saw that the man was a lame horse!
"Amitabha, donor, what's the matter?" Fang Zheng was also puzzled. In the beginning, Ma Laizi went up the mountain almost every day. Later, Ma Laizi learned a lot, and his own skills could no longer keep up with what he was learning, so he had to take some time off.
, come back after you have thoroughly understood the technology and become familiar with it. However, the intervals are getting longer and longer. Recently, Ma Laizi only comes here almost once a week. Calculating the time, it has only been three days since Ma Laizi last came.
Why did he come again?
Fangzheng fixed his eyes and looked carefully, and found that Ma Laizi had a distressed look on his face. His already wrinkled face was almost turning into a bitter melon with worry!
Hearing Fang Zheng's question, Ma Laizi looked at Fang Zheng bitterly and said, "Abbot Fang Zheng, I have encountered some troubles. After thinking about it, it seems that you are the only one who can help me."
Fangzheng asked Jingxin to give Ma Laizi a chair, and then asked, "Trouble? The donor might as well come and listen."
Hearing this, the salted fish on the table almost jumped up. As a fish, even if it is dead, it still opens its eyes. So he clearly saw that although Fang Zheng was talking, the lone wolf and monkey guys
He was still eating! Looking at the speed at which the food was being consumed, his heart was bleeding! He wished these people could get out of here!
Originally, he expected Fang Zheng to take Ma Laizi out so that he could continue to eat. But now it seems that he is about to starve to death... Smelling the aroma of the delicious food next to him, he only felt hungrier.
For the first time, he discovered that it was not bad to be a soulless salted fish.
"Hey, it's a long story..." Ma Laizi sat down, sighed, and then spoke slowly.
Half a month ago, Ma Laizi just came back from studying art in the mountains. This time he went up to the mountains to solve many doubts about carving, and he was in a particularly good mood. He sold two bottles of Erguotou, chopped a large piece of pork belly, and prepared to go home to celebrate.
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Since winter has come, the weather is freezing, and the school has not been built yet, so there are not many students at Ma Laizi's place.
Even the old sculptor Jiang Zhou left with his disciples first.
Ma Laizi was alone, without a son, a daughter, or a wife. When he came back alone, his home seemed a little deserted.
But when he came to the door of his house, he was shocked to find that there were two more children in the yard, a boy and a girl, running around the yard with two bamboo sticks, chasing old hens all over the ground.
Ma Laizi frowned and thought to himself: Whose child is this? Why did he come to my house and cause such nonsense?
So Ma Laizi walked over angrily and yelled: "Stop!"
When the two children looked up, they saw a man with a fierce look walking over angrily. They were so frightened that they cried and ran into the house. After a while, they heard a woman coming from the house.
Voice: "Brother Ma, how old are you? Why do you care about children?"
While he was talking, a woman opened the door and came out! The woman had a long face, short hair, and looked a bit energetic in a down jacket. However, her long eyes were like a line, and when she looked at people, it was like looking at people through the crack in the door.
At first glance, this woman is not someone to be trifled with!
"Second brother?" Ma Laizi was stunned. He himself couldn't remember how many years no one had called him second brother! Ma Laizi was the second eldest child in the family, with three brothers. His parents died early, and the family was divided early. The eldest brother
He was tired of taking care of the whole family and died early. The third child went out to work and had no contact with him anymore. He remembered that when he was too poor and couldn't find a wife, all his cousins cut off contact with him.
When he had no food to eat, his neighbors in the village helped him. At that time, Ma Laizi only felt that although the world was big, his relatives were all dead.
Now someone suddenly ran out and called him second brother, suddenly awakening his long-lost memory, but this memory was not good.
Ma Laizi looked at the other person's appearance carefully and vaguely saw that this woman seemed to be the daughter of the second uncle's family. It would be good to call him Brother Ma.
"Who are you?" Ma Laizi still asked.
"I'm Ma Jiangping! You don't remember me now? When you and your family came to visit our house, we jumped over rubber bands together." Ma Jiangping knew her well, so she immediately came up to her and smiled.
Ma Laizi thought: It is indeed her!
However, after not contacting each other for so many years, Ma Laizi's memory of Ma Jiangping was almost gone. When he suddenly saw such a relative, not only did he not feel happy, but he felt more wary and unfamiliar. But after all, they are relatives, and they cannot be treated as such.
He rushed out, so Ma Laizi nodded, forced out a smile and said: "It turns out to be Jiang Ping, what kind of wind is this that brings you here?"
"We haven't seen each other for so many years. Don't I miss you? Brother Ma, it's very cold outside. Let's go and talk inside." After saying that, Ma Jiangping took Ma Laizi and walked into the house.
Ma Laizi frowned and said to himself: "You really don't think of yourself as an outsider! This expression and these words make it seem as if this is not my home, but yours!"
Although Ma Laizi was unhappy, he still went in.
As soon as he entered the house, Ma Laizi discovered that Ma Jiangping did not come alone. There were two young men and a woman sitting on the kang, who seemed to be the parents of the two children. There was a man sitting on the top of the kang, who should be Ma Jiangping's age.
Husband, a family of three generations, old and young, is complete.
As soon as Ma Laizi entered the house, everyone greeted him one after another, which was quite lively. However, Ma Laizi always felt that this thing was weird. It was obviously his home, but it gave him the feeling that he was a guest. It was very awkward! Take another look.